Good morning bloggers,
Vesperia here.
What? You don’t know who I am? How is that possible?
Oh, never mind. Wipe that confused look off your faces and take a sip of coffee, or the morning drink of choice and let me tell you who and what I am.
I’m Vesperia! No, I said wipe that confused look off your face, not screw it up more.
Maybe I’m not making this clear. I’m the author of SilverScopes. The weekly horoscope posted on Liquid Silver Book’s forum, oh and the new Silver Siren newsletter too.
Yep, that’s me. I spend all week reading tea leaves, staring into a crystal ball, and studying star charts, so I can bring you predictions for your birthday week.
Just imagine, without my insight, you might not know when or how to have sex. Truly. If you haven’t visited SiN (that’s the forums, darling) you should hop on over and take a peek, especially if you have a birthday this week. You can also sign up for Silver Siren by going to Liquid Silver Books.
Okay. Now that you’ve found me, let me give you a little insight into the secret world of predictions.
Oh wait, if I tell you it won’t be a secret anymore. Hmmm, what to do, what to do?
How about we try this. If you have a question, ask and I’ll do my best to answer it. Meanwhile, post a comment with your zodiac sign and I’ll drop your name in a bucket to receive a really cool prize.
Vesperia
This message is being posted by Michelle Hoppe, because Vesperia couldn't figure out the blogger control panel ~smiles~ and she said her crystal ball told her to contact me, OY!
(Disclaimer: All SilverScopes are generated for your reading pleasure. Taking them seriously can be hazardous to your mental state.
What? You don’t know who I am? How is that possible?
Oh, never mind. Wipe that confused look off your faces and take a sip of coffee, or the morning drink of choice and let me tell you who and what I am.
I’m Vesperia! No, I said wipe that confused look off your face, not screw it up more.
Maybe I’m not making this clear. I’m the author of SilverScopes. The weekly horoscope posted on Liquid Silver Book’s forum, oh and the new Silver Siren newsletter too.
Yep, that’s me. I spend all week reading tea leaves, staring into a crystal ball, and studying star charts, so I can bring you predictions for your birthday week.
Just imagine, without my insight, you might not know when or how to have sex. Truly. If you haven’t visited SiN (that’s the forums, darling) you should hop on over and take a peek, especially if you have a birthday this week. You can also sign up for Silver Siren by going to Liquid Silver Books.
Okay. Now that you’ve found me, let me give you a little insight into the secret world of predictions.
Oh wait, if I tell you it won’t be a secret anymore. Hmmm, what to do, what to do?
How about we try this. If you have a question, ask and I’ll do my best to answer it. Meanwhile, post a comment with your zodiac sign and I’ll drop your name in a bucket to receive a really cool prize.
Vesperia
This message is being posted by Michelle Hoppe, because Vesperia couldn't figure out the blogger control panel ~smiles~ and she said her crystal ball told her to contact me, OY!
(Disclaimer: All SilverScopes are generated for your reading pleasure. Taking them seriously can be hazardous to your mental state.
SExed by Michelle at 10:18 AM
24 Comments:
Hello Paige,
Before we start, my tip jar is the blue one over by the door.
Will you get a good present for Christmas?
Okay, see that star? The one over there ---->, third one from the left.
Yes, that one.
Well, it's causing a lot of trouble for you right now. Shining into the bedroom window, keeping you awake. Making that shy thing a little more difficult.
Not to worry, I've discovered it's not habited, so you can get the peeping alien thing out of your pretty little head, dear.
As for Christmas, it's only twenty days away and so far, that 'good' present is still at the store.
I suggest you try plan b, for getting your sweetie to buy it. Tell him, he can't read your mind!
Vesperia
I'm a Cancer also. Hmm, what to ask? Will I get a live-in housekeeper that closely resembles Johnny Depp for Christmas? Nevermind, I think I can answer that one myself lol.
I am curious about what you mentioned. So when is the best time for Cancers to have sex?
Hugs, Zara
Hello Jessica,
Don't forget, tip jar is the blue one.
Oh, a Virgo, dancing around Libra, you lucky girl. Learn to tango.
I can't answer your hubbies question, because I don't know his sign, but from what I can see here, the answer is about 99.25678432% - fat chance!
Vesperia
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Two cancer's first thing in the morning, oh my aching head.
The crab is there because when you don't get any, you get crabby. The Zodiac Gods, knew of what they did and your sign got the best possible 'figure head'.
Now, about that sailor. According to the tea leaves, you need to do this:
Find that red, low cut, blouse you hid in the back of your closet. Lose the bra, darling, they are still perky for now.
Put on a little black skirt, fishnet stockings, 3 inch heels, and grab a red rose at the florist.
Tonight at 6:23, walk down 3rd Avenue from the corner of Oak Street. Don't walk too fast, the poor guy is tired after swabbing the decks all day.
That's it. You will have a great night.
Vesperia
Good morning Vesperia .... can I call you V for short? Anyway, that's not my question. My question is *drum roll please*
Seeing how I'm Sagittarius and my birthday falls on the 12th of this month, you'd think my darling hubby will finally take the hint and buy me that beyoootiful ring that I've been eyeing for weeks?
Zara asked: "So when is the best time for Cancers to have sex?"
Hello Zara,
Thank you for dropping by this morning. Cancers seem to be a curious lot this morning.
The best time to have sex, dear is when you're in the mood and have a free moment to spare.
The closet you've been eyeing at work, yes, it's big enough, just make sure you do that scream thing of yours quietly.
Now, about the phone booth around the corner, that's not so good an idea. I guess if you wait until it's really dark and make it a quickie, you might get away with it.
Oh, and before I forget, you are going to need new batteries before this afternoon or you won't have as much fun.
Vesperia
Good morning Trish R.
V, Vespie, Princess, Your Highness, it's all good as long as you remember the tip jar is the blue one.
Sagittarius, wow, not bad. Your house is lined with Mars at the moment, which is good news for you.
Let me see if I can get a bead on your sweetie.
Yes, there he is.
Oh, my, did you say a ring?
Heavens, be careful, that's a big box you've got there.
It's okay, Trish, he didn't drop it on his foot and I don't think you need more than one tail light on a car.
Vesperia
I'm a Libra.
So hmmmm, let's see. Oh, I know! Okay, here goes. It's a biggie (snerk) so hang on to yer cyber chair there.
Will my hair always be big?
LOLLOLLOLLOL
Dakota :)
Hi Vesperia!
I'm an Aquarius (hubby is too!). Missed being a Pisces by a couple of days. He leans more towards Capricorn....
My question...Is it a good thing to marry someone of your same zodiac sign?
er, dark brown...did it explode? LMAO
Dakota :)
I'm a Pisces, but more of a doer than a dreamer.
Will I have the writing success I'm doggedly pursuing?
Saggitarius. What will I get for my birthday on 17?
Well, it is now. It was kinda reddish/brown, but dye is a lovely thing.
Okay, can I have more than one question?
Are the guy doctor and the girl intern gonna get together on Grey's anatomy? LOL
Dakota :)
What kinda guru are you anyway? Sheesh.LOLLOL
Dakota :)
I'm a Libra and I want to know what your name means.
I'm a Pisces lol
Ok, I want to know if the kids are going to behave tomorrow.
*snort*
Dear V --
I am also a Pisces. And I can't thnk of any questions because Mercury is in retrograde and my brain has gone on vacation until that damn pesky plant goes forward again. But I am enjoying the other questions and your insightful answers. Oooh, and tough on the de-hairballing of the crystal ball -- heard that is costly.
Hugs--
Rae Morgan
I'm Aqarius (I can't even spell it)
Aquarius... there I looked to see if someone else spelled it right (thank you). I want to know if I will get book gift certificates cuz I don't have enough books ...I heard you snorting...
Cathie
(TBRAnxiety hehe
Good evening,
I am late I know. I had to attend a seminar for work. My sign is pisces I was born 2/20/61. I just want to know if the person I am seeing is being true to me? Younger man!! :) 7/17/71 birthdate. Thanks and nice website!!
Good evening,
How is everything going!! :)
I just want to know if the person that I am seeing is going to be the one for me!! My birthdate is 2/20/61 and the persons birthdate (younger man) 7/17/71. Thanks! :)
Happy Holidays!! :)
I am an Aries. What surprises are in store for me soon?
I'm a LEO.
I'm traveling to Vegas in a couple of weeks. Will I win big?
If anyone in here lives near or in Vegas please tell me what your weather's doing? Thanks.
Great Blog site! Very informative, and at times, funny!
I am a Cancer, born on the cusp of Leo.
Does that mean I am better suited to having two lovers? *EG*
What happens in Blogville, stays in Blogville. LMAO!
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