Good morning bloggers................

~~~~~~~~ Consumables Part II

What fun. The ideas you’ve all given in your comments are a blast and it’s so nice to have such an imaginative class ~grinz~.

Fruit rolls and donuts, lol, the ideas that flooded my brain at that one, I have to say – OY’s. I think I see a sex scene in my new book getting pretty interesting, which of course means testing, will be necessary so I can give it that true to life feel.

The numbers of products available at adult stores, brick and mortar or internet are pretty wide and varied, but as many of you have pointed out, your very own kitchen cabinets most likely hold a treasure trove of very edible items for getting the evening off to a delicious start.

Whip cream in the can seems to be a favorite amongst us and all I can say is yes.

Yes it works great.

Yes it tastes great.

Yes, yes, yes, time to stock up.

Here are a few more items I found in my diligent search of the internet (adult toy stores, lol) to present to the class.

"Spanish Fly - What It Does: Try Spanish Fly for the response you've been looking for! Just a few drops of Spanish Fly encourages excitement, enhances sexual experiences and is used as an aphrodisiac.

Pleasure Points: Available in a variety of flavors that you can add to any beverage and drink.

All right than. The name is a little bit of a turn off, but some man probably named it. I’m sure in his imagination he saw planes or something equally large, but me, well my mind is a little twisted and all I can think of is that flying black bug. You know the one. I will tell you that if you can get past the bug idea and actually try the product, you might find it an interesting experience ~g~.

"Sum Poosie Energy DrinkThink Pink, Drink Pink! A taste of Sum Poosie will push you over the edge, and there is no coming back! A great new energy drink - that tastes good too!"

With all the energy drinks and products on the market marathon sex should be common place, oh wait, it is. Isn’t it?

"Porn Star Herbal Capsules - Lights! Stamina! Action! Perform like you're in the movies with these Porn Star Herbal Capsules. The perfect sexual enhancement formula.

Ingredients: Yohimbe bark extract, xanthoparmelia scabrosa extract, horny goat weed extract, cnidium monnieri extrat, prototrib TM, mucuna pruniens, black pepper powder, long pepper powder, ginger root powder, maca puarma extract, pumpkin seed powder, stinging nettle root extract, astragalus root powder, licorice root extract, ho-shu-wu extract, hops extract and boron amino acid chelate."

Well now. I just had to include this one. I mean the name alone sorta grabs your attention. And who wouldn't want stamina?

Again the ingredient list is a little strange, but it’s got horny goat weed in it so it must be good, lol. I’m thinking it’s time to dig a little and find out just exactly what horny goat weed is.

I’m also going to rummage in my kitchen and see if we have any fruit rolls to experiment with ~smiles~.

~~~~~~~~ Consumables Part I

I'm Michelle Hoppe and today I'm playing teacher ~grinz~. So get out your note pads and get ready to tak...ummm scratch that, you don't need to take notes, because this blog is live 24/7, so you can always come back to re-read if need be.

For today's lesson, I've scoured the internet (adult toy sites ~smiles~) to bring you the latest and greatest information about something we all need to have in our Romance (because I’m going to do you tonight baby) Kit.

Consumables.

Yep I said consumables. Those wonderful products that make everything just a little more fun.

So are you ready to get busy? Discussing consumables that is, not the doing it tonight baby thing, because, well it’s not time for that yet, you must first spend some quality blog time with me ~grinz~.

The first product I want to present is one of my all time favorites – Body Frosting. I mean really, how could anyone not like frosting. And, bonus – it comes in chocolate! Now we’re talking. You’ll be happy to know according to varies adult sites, no batteries are required. Is that like one of them disclaimer things, when they tell you frosting doesn’t need batteries? Are there people out there who would try to battery power their frosting?

Oh well, here’s the scoop on Body Frosting:

“What It Does: For Chocoholics all over, the ultimate divine dessert! Undress completely and apply body frosting. Be creative. Use a little on special places, or use a lot! It all depends on the appetite of your guest. Serve warm for a treat to die for! You won't know what you love more, the chocolate or eating it off your partner! Includes quickie recipes to try out with your partner. Use with fruit, breads, fingers, toes, and everything in between!”

All right than.

Are we excited?

This product comes with quickie recipes and when you’re not in the mood, just pour a little on your ice cream and at least have some dessert. What more could you ask for from a product? I’m telling you this is a must have for every RK.

Moving right along, let’s talk for a moment about Sex Syrup. Yes pancakes require syrup so why not sex?

Right, I agree. Every pantry and romance kit should be well stocked in syrup.

Here’s the scoop on the product:

“Sex Syrup is a special sexual energy syrup that you can use in almost anything! Gives morning sex a whole new meaning! Our proprietary blend of high potency aphrodisiac herbs creates a sexual lube like nothing you have ever experienced. Treat yourself and your lover to sweet Sex Syrup today! Pleasure Points: Great on waffles, in coffee, Italian sodas, and on each other!”

Phew, I’m glad they got that last point in there for sure, cause I for one want morning sex to include a naked body or two or three…hmm but that’s another blog.

One more great thing about Sex Syrup is it has 0 Fat! Now that’s a company with our health in mind, don’t you think?

And heres one for all those babes out there who are pepsi and coke fiends. Let me tell you about something else to put in your mouth and suck ~eg~.

Sex Soda.

Yep, you heard it here; they have sex soda, who’d-a-thunk?

Here’s all the info on this great product.

“Wet your sexual appetite with SEX Soda, the herbal aphrodisiac sexual energy soda. This Sexplosive micro brewed cocktail is a blend of the finest and most potent aphrodisiac herbs from around the world.”

Did you read that? Sexplosive!! I bet your pepsi and coke can’t make that claim. Oh and the ingredient list for this highly sexual drink is a cornucopia of unpronounceable words:

"Ingredients include: Ginseng, Saw Palmetto, Horny Goat Weed, Damiana, Ginkgo Biloba, Avena Sativa and Yohimbe are all found in this Sextraordinary sexual energy beverage."

I don’t even want to know what horny goat weed is, my goodness, but I’ll bet you it’s what puts the sextraordinary in sex soda.

So, tell me, what do you think so far?

Having fun?

Gonna come back for more?

I’ve got other great products to discuss today, so stop back by, join the fun, and maybe earn a prize from the teacher ~lol~, because you know it’s not a blog day with Michelle unless there are prizes.

Michelle Hoppe
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