Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Good morning bloggers................

~~~~~~~~ Consumables Part II

What fun. The ideas you’ve all given in your comments are a blast and it’s so nice to have such an imaginative class ~grinz~.

Fruit rolls and donuts, lol, the ideas that flooded my brain at that one, I have to say – OY’s. I think I see a sex scene in my new book getting pretty interesting, which of course means testing, will be necessary so I can give it that true to life feel.

The numbers of products available at adult stores, brick and mortar or internet are pretty wide and varied, but as many of you have pointed out, your very own kitchen cabinets most likely hold a treasure trove of very edible items for getting the evening off to a delicious start.

Whip cream in the can seems to be a favorite amongst us and all I can say is yes.

Yes it works great.

Yes it tastes great.

Yes, yes, yes, time to stock up.

Here are a few more items I found in my diligent search of the internet (adult toy stores, lol) to present to the class.

"Spanish Fly - What It Does: Try Spanish Fly for the response you've been looking for! Just a few drops of Spanish Fly encourages excitement, enhances sexual experiences and is used as an aphrodisiac.

Pleasure Points: Available in a variety of flavors that you can add to any beverage and drink.

All right than. The name is a little bit of a turn off, but some man probably named it. I’m sure in his imagination he saw planes or something equally large, but me, well my mind is a little twisted and all I can think of is that flying black bug. You know the one. I will tell you that if you can get past the bug idea and actually try the product, you might find it an interesting experience ~g~.

"Sum Poosie Energy DrinkThink Pink, Drink Pink! A taste of Sum Poosie will push you over the edge, and there is no coming back! A great new energy drink - that tastes good too!"

With all the energy drinks and products on the market marathon sex should be common place, oh wait, it is. Isn’t it?

"Porn Star Herbal Capsules - Lights! Stamina! Action! Perform like you're in the movies with these Porn Star Herbal Capsules. The perfect sexual enhancement formula.

Ingredients: Yohimbe bark extract, xanthoparmelia scabrosa extract, horny goat weed extract, cnidium monnieri extrat, prototrib TM, mucuna pruniens, black pepper powder, long pepper powder, ginger root powder, maca puarma extract, pumpkin seed powder, stinging nettle root extract, astragalus root powder, licorice root extract, ho-shu-wu extract, hops extract and boron amino acid chelate."

Well now. I just had to include this one. I mean the name alone sorta grabs your attention. And who wouldn't want stamina?

Again the ingredient list is a little strange, but it’s got horny goat weed in it so it must be good, lol. I’m thinking it’s time to dig a little and find out just exactly what horny goat weed is.

I’m also going to rummage in my kitchen and see if we have any fruit rolls to experiment with ~smiles~.

~~~~~~~~ Consumables Part I

I'm Michelle Hoppe and today I'm playing teacher ~grinz~. So get out your note pads and get ready to tak...ummm scratch that, you don't need to take notes, because this blog is live 24/7, so you can always come back to re-read if need be.

For today's lesson, I've scoured the internet (adult toy sites ~smiles~) to bring you the latest and greatest information about something we all need to have in our Romance (because I’m going to do you tonight baby) Kit.


Yep I said consumables. Those wonderful products that make everything just a little more fun.

So are you ready to get busy? Discussing consumables that is, not the doing it tonight baby thing, because, well it’s not time for that yet, you must first spend some quality blog time with me ~grinz~.

The first product I want to present is one of my all time favorites – Body Frosting. I mean really, how could anyone not like frosting. And, bonus – it comes in chocolate! Now we’re talking. You’ll be happy to know according to varies adult sites, no batteries are required. Is that like one of them disclaimer things, when they tell you frosting doesn’t need batteries? Are there people out there who would try to battery power their frosting?

Oh well, here’s the scoop on Body Frosting:

“What It Does: For Chocoholics all over, the ultimate divine dessert! Undress completely and apply body frosting. Be creative. Use a little on special places, or use a lot! It all depends on the appetite of your guest. Serve warm for a treat to die for! You won't know what you love more, the chocolate or eating it off your partner! Includes quickie recipes to try out with your partner. Use with fruit, breads, fingers, toes, and everything in between!”

All right than.

Are we excited?

This product comes with quickie recipes and when you’re not in the mood, just pour a little on your ice cream and at least have some dessert. What more could you ask for from a product? I’m telling you this is a must have for every RK.

Moving right along, let’s talk for a moment about Sex Syrup. Yes pancakes require syrup so why not sex?

Right, I agree. Every pantry and romance kit should be well stocked in syrup.

Here’s the scoop on the product:

“Sex Syrup is a special sexual energy syrup that you can use in almost anything! Gives morning sex a whole new meaning! Our proprietary blend of high potency aphrodisiac herbs creates a sexual lube like nothing you have ever experienced. Treat yourself and your lover to sweet Sex Syrup today! Pleasure Points: Great on waffles, in coffee, Italian sodas, and on each other!”

Phew, I’m glad they got that last point in there for sure, cause I for one want morning sex to include a naked body or two or three…hmm but that’s another blog.

One more great thing about Sex Syrup is it has 0 Fat! Now that’s a company with our health in mind, don’t you think?

And heres one for all those babes out there who are pepsi and coke fiends. Let me tell you about something else to put in your mouth and suck ~eg~.

Sex Soda.

Yep, you heard it here; they have sex soda, who’d-a-thunk?

Here’s all the info on this great product.

“Wet your sexual appetite with SEX Soda, the herbal aphrodisiac sexual energy soda. This Sexplosive micro brewed cocktail is a blend of the finest and most potent aphrodisiac herbs from around the world.”

Did you read that? Sexplosive!! I bet your pepsi and coke can’t make that claim. Oh and the ingredient list for this highly sexual drink is a cornucopia of unpronounceable words:

"Ingredients include: Ginseng, Saw Palmetto, Horny Goat Weed, Damiana, Ginkgo Biloba, Avena Sativa and Yohimbe are all found in this Sextraordinary sexual energy beverage."

I don’t even want to know what horny goat weed is, my goodness, but I’ll bet you it’s what puts the sextraordinary in sex soda.

So, tell me, what do you think so far?

Having fun?

Gonna come back for more?

I’ve got other great products to discuss today, so stop back by, join the fun, and maybe earn a prize from the teacher ~lol~, because you know it’s not a blog day with Michelle unless there are prizes.

Michelle Hoppe
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Blogger Liz said...

Hi Michelle
What great fun. I love the body frostings,
Liz just watch out for the Sexsoda I was allergic so it didn't have quite the same effect.LOL
Have a great time blogging today.

1:26 AM  
Blogger Poetmistress said...

Hi Michelle, Read all your interesting comments on the "consumables" Never tried them but they do sound interesting!!!

1:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi Michelle,

Loved hearing about the frosting and the syrup but was really suprised to hear about the sexsoda. Thank you for the invite. I will be back.

Lee Anne

1:37 AM  
Blogger robynl said...

the Body Frosting sounds like it could add excitement.

1:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi Michelle
No whip cream?! Pout! LOL!! Awesome topic here. Syrup soda sex sound yummy. I like the emotion lotions but I bet the syrup is just as good.
Lisa R.

1:57 AM  
Blogger Teresa said...

Wow, I've been missing out! I didn't realize there were so many fun and tasty...uh...consumables

2:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Michelle on the mainpages who the sex pot?? No wonder girl that look like her and lose a hubby. Sigh!!
Lisa R.

2:10 AM  
Anonymous Sue A. said...

Hmmmmm! I always thought sex was a great way to burn calories, now I'll have to re-think that.

2:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No batteries required with body frosting made me chuckle, what a disclaimer. Am trying to imagine the some assembly required that they did not add as disclaimer. How sad that they only sell the frosting and do not add a packet of sparkly sprinkles.

Likewise, was impressed with the horny goat weed as one of the listed ingredients (unless I read it wrong).

Great blog topic!

Little Lamb Lost

2:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You sure woke me up this morning--I was laughing into my morning coffee (it is almost 9 am here)...great topic to start off with! glenda

2:54 AM  
Anonymous KatQueen said...

You made me curious so I went and peeked around on the 'Net. Hmmm...amaretto cherries with stems *wg*: drag them over your lover and lick their body clean.

Found cans of "whipped cream with sprinkles"... almost snorted my coffee over that one.

Best site I've found (so far):

Probably won't stop I'm cur-i-ous...

3:00 AM  
Blogger snowflake said...

As someone who've never tried these consumables, I find them interesting and think they could add variety to the act but the aphrodisiac herbs make me a little nervous - how do we know if they are safe for consumption?

3:16 AM  
Blogger Jean P. said...

Boy, have I been missing a lot. I remember when it was just eatable panties. LOL I got to go do some research. Be back later

4:04 AM  
Anonymous andrea said...

I've never used any kind of edible items, but would like to try it out. These sound like some good ones to start experimenting with.

4:30 AM  
Anonymous kerry said...

Now as one who needs my morning Pepsi One to get going, I might be persuaded to try the cocktail however the fear of the aftertaste is what will kill it for me. Maybe I can get Jaynie to try it first and give me an opinion. The other foodies mentioned sound great.

4:56 AM  
Blogger Michelle B said...

Horny goat weed *shaking head* That's definitely not an ingredient I typically use in any of my cooking:) I wonder what Sexsoda would taste like. Hmmm...

Michelle B.

5:51 AM  
Anonymous diana said...

I'm all for consumables... a sexy body AND chocolate... It sounds like a feast to me...

6:00 AM  
Blogger Laurie said...

Wow! What a diet! What a way to spice it up! I've really been missing out! I love anything chocolate so the frosting sounds like a great place to start. I'll enjoy eating dessert first!

6:09 AM  
Blogger Lady said...

I absolutely love the body frosting Idea. What is the difference between that and just ready made cake frosting? I have always liked using Rheddi Whip myself. ALso Hersheys choc. syrup is another good one! Heck, just make an ice cream sunday outta someone!!!!
p.s. Don't forget the cherry!

6:42 AM  
Blogger Christina said...

Very interesting! Looks like I need to go shopping!

7:09 AM  
Blogger Dee said...

Good morning, Michelle. I always love your blog days!

Our anniversary is this week and I think I'll surprise Chocoholic Jack with some body frosting. That might ensure I have another anniversary next year! :)


8:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What fabulous products to explore!
They should certainly sweeten things in the bedroom.


8:26 AM  
Blogger Lisa T said...

I've never tried consumibles except for the old tried and true edible panties. What a hoot! But body frosting and syrup sound really exciting. I think my DH is gonna get lucky

9:04 AM  
Blogger Bonita said...

Good Morning, Michelle. I love body powder (chocolate, of course - LOL), so I just might have to try body frosting (although it is probably much messier than the powder -- I know, I know, I am not suppose to worry about the mess -- but I am the one who has to clean up after the glow is over - ~s~). I think I will pass on the SexSoda and syrup (which I do not like in any flavour or form), however.

9:30 AM  
Anonymous Lisa said...

Michelle, I loved your suggestions on "consumables". I'm kinda partial to whipped cream in the can, you can do all kinds of fun things with it. Have a great day !


9:32 AM  
Anonymous Cherie said...

Wow! Michelle, I just love your Blog. I always get an education. I knew about the body frosting but never heard of the sex syrup or sex soda. I would probably be too nervous to try the sex soda since it has herbs in it I have never heard of. Like where in the world could they have gotten horny goat weed. I cracked up when I read that one. Your Blog days always make me laugh. Thanks Michelle.

9:37 AM  
Blogger Beth said...

I have never had the pleasure of trying consumables either

9:46 AM  
Blogger blanksvard said...

Hi, well I have been out of the loop, I just wish they would have samples to taste! I remember the old days when gummies were ediable underwear (gag what a horrible taste) and the oil that tasted like strawberry (not!) I wonder how the tastes are today??

9:59 AM  
Blogger WomanoftheWind said...

Don't forget some of the things you might have sitting in your cupboard. Pudding is a great substitute for body paints!!!

10:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hello Michelle,
I've never tried the frostings or syrup. I'll have to check them out now. They sound like fun. lol The Sexsoda sounds like it is worth a try too. I'll come back later and see what else you'll introduce us too. lol


10:13 AM  
Blogger Shirley said...

Hi, Michell,
All sound VERY YUMMUY!!!
Will check to see whats next!?

10:28 AM  
Blogger Tara W said...

I haven't used any of the items you mentioned but they sound delicious. I was encouraged to explore the web and
I found some chocolate love drops that sound great and so does
the ice cream soda dream cream but since I haven't had a date,
let on alone sex in over two and a half years. Maybe I should just buy these for inspiration. (LOL)

11:06 AM  
Blogger Paige Burns said...

Haven't tried frosting, but have done the chocolate syrup and whipcream. That was in my younger days, sort of forgot about that, I may have to shock Mr. B and break out a can of whip cream again! Thanks for the reminder Michelle.

11:08 AM  
Blogger Meljprincess said...

Frosting sounds yummy. But, I still remember the good old days of fruit roll ups and doughnuts. Hey, that would be a good title.

I'm eyeing my root beer and wondering if it has any horny goat weed in it....

11:16 AM  
Anonymous Rebecca said...

Hi ya teach!...LOL Body frostings are great and all but the thing I ran across and liked as much as my husband does is the Desert Treats. They not only have kissable body powder, but kissable lip gloss, body sprays and my favorite is the whipped cream with or without sprinkles. It's not cold and my hubby likes it alot..hahaha We've been married for 20 years and boy did that make for a fantastic night.

11:17 AM  
Anonymous Rebecca said...

Oh, I forgot to add that there is a wide range of different dessert treats to try too.
I've heard they have a new line that has Chocolate in it but they have Butterscotch, cotton candy, lolipop, to name a few. The body sprays are lickable and are shimmery too. Where I worked at we ended up selling to guys and gals alot. Says alot about the guys that came in buying fun stuff like that....LOL

11:22 AM  
Blogger Michelle said...

Morning Everyone,

Hopefully ya'll remembered I'm a west coast girl and was sleeping the night away.

This morning has been a little nuts at the Hoppe house. First I overslept oy's. Then I got a phone call from one of my clients (day job) which lasted over an hour.

So I've got a cup of coffee, have read all the comments posted and have to say, I'm glad you're enjoying the info.

I love the idea of using other real food items like whip cream and pudding, both work great. There are also other things in my cabinet that work well and experimentation is always fun.

I'm gonna jump in the shower and get dressed, I know it's late, but remember I had that early morning call, so I'm behind. Once I get done I'll post Consumables Part II


11:31 AM  
Anonymous Rebecca said...

Hmm, other things to use for fun besides whip cream and strawberries? How about butterscotch icecream topping? Or other toppings depending on your likes. Fruit toppings already made in the store are good too if you like caramel and chocolate.
I'm on the run today too. Putting up a privacy fence....UGH muscles are hurting but at least I'm getting a great tan....hahaha

11:38 AM  
Blogger Terri said...

The sad thing is that they THINK someone would put a battery in frosting..... Ah the people in this world

On the other hand, the imaginations that create the yummy products like this are a good thing! lol

11:39 AM  
Blogger Emma Sinclair said...

I'm just still giggling about horny goat weed and "sexplosion."

And now I'm waiting to read "Fruit Roll ups and Donuts."

11:39 AM  
Anonymous Rebecca said...

Good lord did I say Caramel and Chocolate? Yes, they have those toppings too but I was actually talking about the cream cheese and strawberry type toppings that you can dip your fruit...or body parts into....hahaha It's fun and sooo delicious.

11:40 AM  
Anonymous Rebecca said...

Body treats
Body caramel
Sexy scents (This for people that have scent fetishes) LOL
Horny Toes (Foot Fetish Dips)
I could come up with alot along these lines....hahahaha
Shoot, I'm getting too into this. I need to go get this fence done. Have a great day. I'll check in later.

11:45 AM  
Anonymous Annie Owl in GA said...

oh the Frosting is tasty lol but Sex Soda! got to get some of that!
thanks Michelle, this entry has sure been ---hmmm--tantalising reading;}
Annie Owl in GA

12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great blog Michelle. It was very fun and very informative, who knew there was a Sex Soda. Although I'm still trying to get the image out of my head of someone trying to use a battery for frosting. :p, lol. These consumables sound fun and interesting. Thanks for the great blog. :D

12:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi Michelle :)
I knew about the syrup and frosting (yummy) but that Sexsoda sound quite interesting!!
Chris R

12:25 PM  
Blogger Michelle said...

So, I tried something new with Part II. Instead of starting a new post, I simply added it to the original post so we could keep the comments all in one place and thereby learn more ~grinz~.

If you don't see Part II, just hit the refresh button and keep those ideas coming.


12:36 PM  
Blogger polheber2 said...

Wow, I'm hungry just reading this!! LOL. Ok Have to add my two cents worth. Surprise Parties has this amazing lotion that is completely edible. The Mint Chocolate Chip...lets just say that the mint makes any kind of oral action an experience to remember. Tingles abound!!!!

12:53 PM  
Blogger Jodi said...

I'm having fun reading these ideas! Bad part is that DH is gone for 2 weeks. He may have a big surprise when he gets home.

12:57 PM  
Anonymous Valerie said...

Wow, great blog. Lots of good tips. Gonna try out the frosting one...but oh the calories...hehe!!!


1:42 PM  
Anonymous jenna-lynn said...

mmmm i love your made me hungry... and horny lmao keep up the good work ;)

2:14 PM  
Blogger Marilyn said...

Hi Michelle
I loved reading all these ideas...
I am always looking for new things...
I have some goodies we stumbled on after 28 years of marriage.

2:21 PM  
Anonymous Robin S. said...

Hello Michelle,
What a fun read! I can honestly say that I learned something new today! Just wait till my hubby gets home tonight! ::grin::
Hmmm, where's the nearest "toy store"!?!
Thanks for all the fun and interesting things you shared!
Love your writing!!
Hugs, Robin

2:23 PM  
Blogger ThatBrunette said...

I'm slightly afraid of consumables. What would happen if you had a reaction? One problem would be where the reaction might be located. Another problem would be explaining it to your doctor!

2:59 PM  
Blogger redreader said...

A lot of the things that are applied to the body are great for the women, but have you ever tried them when you have a wonderfully hairy man. MESSY.

Try ice. The difference betweek cold and body heat is amazing.

2:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi Michelle,
Another thing that can be used for a body consummable could be caramel sauce. Yum. I have tried the motion lotions. Have tried spanish fly and just so everyone knows it is worthless. Doesnt do a thing so dont wast your money.

Lee Anne

3:47 PM  
Blogger LadyVampire2u said...

Reading your blog today has given to me new meaning to the phrase spice up your marriage. I guess you learn something new everyday. I knew about some of these consumables but not all of them. I will definitely have to try the Sexsoda. Thanks for treating us all to such tastful ideas.

4:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hello again,

Donuts huh? lol I have had a lot of fun with whipped cream. I've seen sample packs of different flavors of spanish fly at a shop, but wasn't sure about it. I like flavored massage oil, and crushed ice adds a little something to sex. lol


4:49 PM  
Blogger Lori said...

Reading the everyone's comments have definitely given me some interesting ideas. I have only tried things like the basic whipped cream, but after reading today I will have lots of ideas to pull out.

5:19 PM  
Blogger Christy Robin said...

A lucky winner of my RT basket will get to try some strawberry flavored body lotion. It's taking all I can not to break into it.

Cool, appetizing topic Michelle!


5:40 PM  
Blogger Pamk said...

some of the ingredients made me go huh. What happened to good old chocolate syrup and whipped cream. That works for me and hersheys doesn't have the funky after taste that some of those products have. Anyone every been to a toy party. Some of the products have very weird after taste. and some of them were a turnoff for me in particular the coconuts flavored products

6:13 PM  
Blogger Michelle said...

Lot's of great stuff here ladies. The after taste, not working, strange reactions, etc are all valid concerns and you certainly would want to do a little test before diving in with both feet, or other body part, for sure.

The thing is that even if you use plain old fashion whip cream or ice cubes, the fun is in the trying ~smiles~.


6:20 PM  
Anonymous Louise Kovacs said...

Hot fudge

6:33 PM  
Blogger Louise said...

hot fudge

6:36 PM  
Anonymous Marcy said...

They all sound very *ahem* interesting!

7:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Spanish fly does not work. Tastes like sh**. Have never tried horny goat weed. Have tried cool whip and cherries.

Lee Anne

7:38 PM  
Anonymous Rebecca said...

Oh, I forgot something...LOL Here's one to try if you're into a panting good's called a Halls job but you can basically do it with mints too. And it's good for the guys and gals. Just chomp a couple of those and then start um...exploring the appropriate areas. Talk about mentholated excitement....LOL

12:22 AM  
Anonymous Rebecca said...

Spanish fly never worked for me either. But if you are into chocolate without a bad aftertaste...Hersheys is good but Dove chocolates are better.

12:24 AM  
Blogger Meljprincess said...

Morning all! I'm now drinking my classic coke and still wondering about that horny goat weed.
Don't forget to try roll ups and doughnuts! I still think that's a good title. Yes, Michelle, you need to research it. Placement makes all the difference. HA!
OK, leave me be...I'm doing my Kegals.

9:31 AM  

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