Friday, November 18, 2005

How much sex...Part 2

Here is some interesting information I’ve found regarding one of my favorite subjects: The Penis! I have no idea if these are true or not, although according to the website I visited, they are weird facts.

I want to find out how to become a research assistance for these guys.

Actual amount of semen per ejaculation:
1-2 teaspoons
Average speed of ejaculation:
28 miles per hour
Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen:
7

Contest:
We’ve hit our first twenty posts – Congrats to our first winner: Cissi! Send me an email at michelle@michellehoppe.com, please.

14 Comments:

Anonymous Pam said...

I'll be in and out today (ROFLMAO - get yer mind out of da gutter, Michelle babe!!!) but I'll keep trying to stop in!!!
You have some intersting information - how much "research" did ya have to do? *snerk*

12:47 PM  
Blogger Michelle said...

LOL...oh, pam, you know me so well!
Lots of research ~eg~

1:05 PM  
Anonymous AJ said...

This conversation sure has livened up my day.

I think there can be too much sex. I know don't kill me, but sometimes in stories the hero and heroine have to take a break.

Did the winner of the penis say where she'd wear it? Just out of curiosity?

AJ

1:20 PM  
Blogger Michelle said...

Hi aj,
Glad to have livened up your day. There is more to come, so stay tuned.

Oh, I agree, breaks are necessary and usually involve chocolate ~grinz~

The sterling silver penis is the grand prize for the day and hasn't been won yet, but I'll make sure to ask and let you know ~smiles~

1:25 PM  
Blogger Caffey said...

What were the search words you used for this one, Smile. Now I know some facts that I'm sure the dh doesn't know and I can quiz him later

1:36 PM  
Blogger Michelle said...

Hi Caffey,

I'll have to look for them, because I've done a lot of research ~smiles~.

There are going to be several more posts with additional information, Caffey, so get out your pen and make notes...let me know how the quiz goes.

1:39 PM  
Blogger Robin49 said...

LOL. This is some reserch your coming up with. Wonder how I can work this information into conversations.

Robin

1:47 PM  
Blogger Michelle said...

Hi Robin,

I ususally wait til there is a pause in the conversation at a party, you know the 'pin drop' kind of thing the hostess hates, then I just find a likely male subject and ask away.

1:51 PM  
Anonymous Robyn said...

congrats Cissi.
28 mph- that might be where they get the term blow- blow brings to mind speed.

1:54 PM  
Anonymous Mike said...

28 mph, wow what a rush! hehehe

3:06 PM  
Blogger Michelle said...

Yep, I'd have to agree, 28 mph is rushing for sperm ~grinz~.

I'm wondering two things:

Did they use one of those machines like when they are tracking baseballs to test this?

Do the makers of condoms have this information?

3:18 PM  
Blogger snowflake said...

Who's counting the calories? LOL

4:01 PM  
Blogger bamabelle said...

Hmm... 14 gallons/year, 7 calories per teaspoon, I wonder if weight watchers has points for that hehe!

Zara

7:13 PM  
Blogger Michelle said...

Well, Jenny, let's hope it's not the one giving the blow job!

LOL, bamabelle,
I don't know...maybe we should ask them

9:22 PM  

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