Friday, November 18, 2005

How much Sex is too much Sex on SEx

My answer – there is never too much Sex! Good morning bloggers. My name is Michelle Hoppe and I've got some interesting questions and information for you today. Our subject is going to be a fun one concerning, the 'penis'. Yes, that's right, the 'penis'! So without further ado, here we go. . .

Let’s jump right to the topic of the day – Blowjobs – that’s right I said blowjobs! See, there is this question I have, which has been left unanswered for many a moon, although not from a lack of trying on my part, I might add.

Why is a blowjob, called a blowjob?

Every man I've ever asked (and there have been many, usually at parties) say they want it sucked, not blown? Personally, I’ve found if I pucker my lips and blow, I just don't get the same reaction as when I open my mouth and suck!

That’s it…tell me why you think it’s called a blowjob!


Contest:

Entering is easier than a blowjob ~smiles~. Just say hi. That's it. I will pick one winner from every twenty posts and the prizes will range from Sterling Silver Sexy Charm to free e-books.

NOTE: All prizes will be x-rated. You must be 18 years or old to win. If the same person has two posts in a grouping of twenty posts, their name will only be entered once.

52 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I also agree that there can never be too much sex.

It may be called a blowjob, because when they come, it may feel like they are blowing as a geyser.

Desta

11:27 AM  
Blogger Dakota Cassidy said...

Um, WOW. That was quite the way to wake up. My theory is this--it does sort of BLOW up when you do that thing you were talking about doing, that I would NEVER do. LMAO

SO, in essence, it's blown, ya know? LMAO

Dakota :)

11:31 AM  
Blogger Michelle said...

Morning Desta,

Wowza, now that is one I've never heard. Not in all the time I've been tor...asking men that question.

And speaking of 'geyser' I will have some interesting facts a little later about just how fast the 'geyser' in question travels.

Michelle Hoppe
michellehoppe.com

11:33 AM  
Blogger Michelle said...

LMAO, Dakota...

You never, right, and I have a bridge to sell you.

You're the second person with the 'blown' theory...now I'm wondering why the heck all the men I've talked to over the years, never came up with this answer!

Perhaps they were too distracted by the question ~smiles~.

Michelle Hoppe
www.michellehoppe.com

11:36 AM  
Blogger blday50 said...

WOW what a great topic but my answer may incriminate myself--hehe--that's between hubby and myself Grin

11:42 AM  
Blogger icia01 said...

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11:43 AM  
Blogger Dakota Cassidy said...

OR perhaps they aren't brain cell-y enough to actually think of it as a blown tire being "pumped" up :)

LMAO

Dakota :)

11:43 AM  
Blogger Jeana said...

wow what a wake up call. Now that i'm fully awake i can contemplate an answer for you. I'll have to check back and see what everyone else thinks first..lol
Jeana

11:44 AM  
Blogger snowflake said...

I think it's called a blowjob because:

1) It's like a blow to the penis
2) It will make his penis blow, much like a volcano.
3) When the penis swell from the oral stimulation, it looks like the person is blowing a balloon.
4) The outcome for the recipient of the job is mindblowing.

11:50 AM  
Anonymous AJ said...

Wow! You gals have put a lot of thought into it. I think it might be suck-job doesn't roll of the tongue as easy as blow job. Pun intended. LOL

AJ

11:58 AM  
Blogger Michelle said...

LOL blday50...far be it for me to ask you to incriminate yourself!

OY icia01 - thanks for the web address. I love this topic!

Well, Dakota, I'd have to agree. Actually, when I think about it, most of the men I posed this question to have a dreamy sort of look in their eyes as they ponder the answer. Maybe it's not the answer they ponder.

Morning Jeana, glad you enjoyed the wake-up call. I have a lot more interesting info coming today, so grab another cup of coffee and hold on to something solid ~grinz~.

Hi Jenny, okay, I'm thinking you need to come to the next party with me and give the guys hints!

12:00 PM  
Anonymous Robyn said...

too much sex is when someone does not want anymore; if they want it, then it is not too much.

Maybe it's called a 'blow' job is because it is done to body parts below the waist; hehhe. Can't you tell I'm just guessing here.

The sterling silver prize sounds fabulous.

12:01 PM  
Blogger Michelle said...

Okay, aj...now I'm roflmao....oy!

12:02 PM  
Blogger cissi said...

I have no idea why it is called what it is...

12:04 PM  
Anonymous Pam said...

*grin* I'm here!!!! Sorry I'm late! :-(

12:08 PM  
Blogger Caffey said...

I too agree with that there is never too much. I do sometimes read with stories that say they had sex t hrough the night with six ejacuations (I tell you, I can't spell!) and I really like to know from a male if that is possible. Great on breaking up the word Blowjob it really doesn't fit!
Cathie
(I have never been so open in my life LOL)

12:09 PM  
Anonymous Mike said...

there is never enough sex.
It is called a blow job because it
blows your mind when it happens.

12:10 PM  
Blogger Michelle said...

Hi Robyn,

Thanks for joining us. The sexy charms are great...rated X, so you can't wear them everywhere, but they are a lot of fun. Today's grand prize will be for a sterling silver penis...when you pull it's little chain, it has an erection.

Talk about an ice breaker at a party!!

12:18 PM  
Blogger Cherie said...

Hi! Wow! That is an interesting topic. Makes you really think.

12:19 PM  
Blogger Michelle said...

Hi Cissi, it's okay, cause I don't either, hence the discussion ~smiles~. Thank for joining us.


Pam...babe, cupcake...yer not late. We've only just begun!!


Hi Caffey...interesting question. I'm going to be posting more info on the 'penis' subject in just a little while, perhaps we can get you an answer.


Mike, handsome...where were you six years ago, when I started asking this question. Think of all the fun...no wait, maybe it's a good idea you weren't there ~eg~

12:21 PM  
Anonymous Robyn said...

Wow, not many can say they have a sterling silver penis as a trophy; I'd love one and, of course, would say it was a replica of my dh's. LOL

12:34 PM  
Anonymous blythespirit of the no name said...

Maybe it is called a blow job, and being from the south, I know this one, because it is the fastest way to 'blow him off' so that you don't have to listen to the whinning any more. He'll be easy to get rid of then. LOL

12:34 PM  
Blogger Bonnie Dee said...

I typed in a search and came up with all sorts of history of the blow job articles but no answer for the term. I really wanted to know, too, because that's always bugged me.

12:35 PM  
Blogger Teresa said...

Well, this topic is certainly an eye opener. Is there ever too much sex? Hell no...lol. As far as the blowjob question...I have no idea. Maybe because it's our job to make it blow...he,he,he.

12:36 PM  
Anonymous blythespirit of the no name said...

Maybe it is called a blow job, because after you work so hard to do it, you've blown your own chances of getting any?

12:40 PM  
Anonymous blythespirit of the no name said...

I accidently emailed my first post to my daughter. *grin* I wonder what she's going to think about that.

12:43 PM  
Blogger Meljprincess said...

A silver penis? AWESOME! I'd wear it every day. LOL! These people in Newport need some shaking up.

I think I agree with Jenny as far as why it's called a "blowjob".

Would the fact that I found out I have a hole in my retina increase my odds of winning a sexy charm?
SEXSEEEEEEEE....
One does need to see and have a dangly thing to dangle on the dangly thing whilst giving a blowjob.

1:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I went straight to the "source" so to speak and asked my husband. His reaction was comical. With his eyes wide open he said, "Blow it, suck it, stroke it, stick it... I don't care just DO IT!"

Pennie

1:05 PM  
Blogger Michelle said...

LOL Robin...does your DH have a little silver chain attached?

LMAO, blythespirit, this is one benefit I'd not thought of!

Bonnie, yep...finding the origin or the word has eluded me as well, but it's fun guessing.

Hi teresa, glad you find the topic interesting. And, I agree, hell no, to the too much sex question ~grinz~

OY blythespirit, I'd hope if you go to the effort he'd make sure your changes aren't blown!! LOL, OY, your daughter is gonna wonder what you've been up to this morning.

Hi meljprincess, shaking up is always a good thing. Sorry about the hole in your retina, but it's a random drawing from a little bowl sitting here on my desk with the names in it. Try crossing your fingers ~smiles~

OMG Pennie, I think your hubby is a riot. Tell him I said, great answer!!

1:20 PM  
Blogger Michelle said...

Okay, Caffey,

I'm not a male ~grinz~, but I found a possible answer to your earlier question about 'all through the night with six ejaculations' ~smiles~.

Amount of time needed for a
man to regain erection:

from 2 min to 2weeks

I vote for the 2 minute man!!

1:32 PM  
Anonymous Robyn said...

Today's grand prize will be for a sterling silver penis...when you pull it's little chain, it has an erection.

Even a sterling silver penis can have an erection; go figure. LOL

1:36 PM  
Blogger Michelle said...

LOL Robyn,

Actually, at the last Romantic Times convention, in St. Louis I was given the perfect gift for my little sterling playmate. It's a miniture whip, LOL!

1:41 PM  
Blogger Robin49 said...

Too much sex? I havn't had that problem yet but the answers are interesting. LOL.

I havn't got any idea why it's called blowjob.

Robin

1:43 PM  
Anonymous shellya said...

lol, now this is a friday type topic. I'm guessing is called a "blowjob" because it can be a mind blowing experience for both people. Sucked, licked, nibbled or blown on, my dh doesn't care as long as I "just do it"!

Happy friday everyone. :)

2:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey!

What fun! I've loved reading the answers!

2:36 PM  
Blogger Michelle said...

Hi Robin49,

I've really enjoyed the answers so far...thanks for stopping by. There is more to come, so stay tuned.

Hi Shellya,

Happy Friday to you too! Your hubby sounds pretty normal. I can't think of a single man I've ever met, who didn't feel the same way ~smiles~

Hi Anonymous,

Thanks for dropping by. I need you to post your name so I can put it in the little bowl for my drawings. I'm giving away some great stuff today and I want everyone to have a chance to win!

2:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Abiut a month gave hubby his first. Boy was that interesting. I think it embarrassed him more. lol

3:29 PM  
Blogger Amie Stuart said...

>>Amount of time needed for a
man to regain erection:

I've heard this varies with age also though I've never personally met a guy who could get it back up in 2 minutes. I feel....deprived.

3:30 PM  
Blogger snowflake said...

Too much sex is when doing it detriments the health.

Michelle, is that a gold laid invitation? LOL

Oh man, I want to see how the silver penis gets an erection!

3:30 PM  
Blogger Paige Burns said...

Whew boy! I've seen the silver penis, it's a riot and very sexy! ;) So, think I should text the dh at work and see what his answer is? I don't know, he might trip and fall when he reads it from shock so might just have to wait to get an answer when he gets home.

I don't know about too much sex but I know it gets better as you get older, even though the 2 min tends to move toward the 2 week mark. Maybe that's the key...no more shagging like rabbits, it's now the anticipation. Nah, it's just better! Practice makes perfect right?

3:58 PM  
Blogger snowflake said...

> Practice makes perfect right?

I agree. :)

4:00 PM  
Blogger snowflake said...

Michelle, can you post a photo of the sterling silver penis? If I don't win, at least I know what it looks like.

4:15 PM  
Blogger Michelle said...

I'd have to bet, Cece, that most of us haven't met this man.

LOL, Jenny, you are too funny. Maybe I'll see if I can figure out a way to scan the penis and upload a picture. Not sure if it will work, so don't hold your breath.

Hi Paige,

Please don't do anything to injure your DH, you might want to shag tonight. Shag? Wasn't that a haircut?

Oh, Jenny and Paige, I must diagree yet again.

Perfect practice makes perfect!!

4:22 PM  
Anonymous AJ said...

I'm suprised at how few two minute men there are, and two weeks!!!

Two weeks...what's up with that. Seriously, it takes two weeks to get it up again? Why?

Maybe it's my lack of knowledge, but damn...

AJ

5:12 PM  
Blogger Jeanette J said...

Hi, I think I'll go along with the blow up theory...and as for "too much sex"...what's that?

5:19 PM  
Blogger Jessica said...

Too much sex - impossible!

When would it be called a blowjob? Have no idea - if you blow it, it definitely does not produce the results you are looking for - although it could cause him to beg and pleaded. :)

However, it could be called that because it blows up his ego to get one and once you do it, they want it often enough that you could spend as many days a week doing it as you spend at your job.

5:58 PM  
Blogger Amy S. said...

Hi! Interesting topics today! You can never have too much sex.

6:02 PM  
Blogger Michelle said...

Ummm, AJ, I'd like to know the same thing...imagine two minutes ~dreamy look~

Hi JeanetteJ, as long as there is chocolate, there is never too much sex.

Oh, Jessica, they do like to beg and plead, don't they?


Hi Amy S, glad you like the topic. It's been a great day at SEx. And, yes, I still have a few more interesting items to pass out, so stay tuned.

6:13 PM  
Blogger Jessica said...

Beg, plead, maybe even grovel! Although, it could be an ego boost for a woman too. If they want it all the time, you have to be good at it, right?

6:40 PM  
Anonymous Debbie E said...

Hi Michelle

About the Blow Job???

Well Devilish Dot is always preaching that practice makes perfect and therefore the older you get - the better you get!

Debbie E

6:57 PM  
Blogger bamabelle said...

Too much sex,who said that? They are evil and must be destroyed lol! As far as blow jobs, I think you ladies have it licked!

Zara

7:24 PM  
Blogger Michelle said...

Ego boost, hmmm, Jessica, you may have something there.


OY, Debbie e,
Dot is right, sort of ~grinz~. My mother always told me perfect practice makes perfect. As for getting better as you get older, yep, babe, I believe that!

Okay, Bamabelle,

Put down the weapons and back away from the blog. Have some chocolate, darlin. OY..."have it licked", now thats a subject for my next blog day!!

9:15 PM  

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