Part Three - Did you hear the one...

Yes, oh yes siree, yes…here’s the joke:

Man 1 says: I once knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
Man 2 says: Well what was the name of his other leg?

No, I never found it in this over stuffed, paper cut waiting to happen, filing system in my brain, nope. I did what any red blooded desperate blogger would do, I looked it up on askjeeves.com! I knew it had something to do with a wooden leg, a man named Smith, and the movie Mary Poppins, I just couldn’t pull the punch line off my tongue and I so wanted to end the day with success ~grinz~.

Anywho’s here are a few more little gems to see us into evening.

"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."-- Rod Stewart

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."-- Robin Williams

LOL, okay, Robin Williams is too funny. Accurate, but funny

Have you heard this one?

Q. Why does it take 1 million sperm cells to fertilize one egg?
A. They won't stop to ask for directions.

And last but not least…the answer to an age old question of which came first:

The chicken and the egg are laying in bed.

The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is frowning and looking slightly annoyed.
The egg mutters "Well I guess that answers that riddle".

Michelle

The contest is still open, so keep posting. I’ll announce the winner here later tonight.