I've got a secret...

Helllooooooooooooooooooooo LSB-er's!

'Tis I, your intrepid dirt seeker, Dakota Cassidy and OMG, do I have some stuff to tell you. I do and if you come and say hello on the blog today, you could win something BIG.

It's a surprise and I can't tell you what it is.Joking.If you just drop by and say hello by posting your comment SOMEONE is going to win a gift certificate for Godiva Chocolate at nine o'clock tonight.

You'll all go into a random drawing and I'll pick a name from a hat.Yep, that's right and I'm giving it away because I hit paydirt with the chicks of LSB and I can afford to be generous.

So, scandal, yes? You want it--I got it and while I'm at it, REMEMBER--this is NOT a PROMO and I'd be hurt if you thought it was.

In fact, I think I'd have to charge LSB for therapy it would hurt so much...I mean, I've risked life, limb and some cold, hard bribe money to get this info for you.Info you can only get if you READ THIS BLOG and DO NOT BUY ANY BOOKS from www.liquidsilverbooks.com

Ahem...Scandal #1--Did you know that Rae Morgan, author of some books called something like, Book 4 in the Coven of the Wolf series-- out in the Zodiac Pisces book in February of 2006 available at www.liquidsilverbooks.com (notapromonotapromo), has a Hitachi? And it ain't the kind you cook with.

Well, okay, ya cook with it, but not on a grill. It's a VIBRATOR. I swear, it's true. It's called the Hitatchi Magic Wand. Apparently, they're not just for fairy godmother's anymore. She says she's a VIBE GURU...

It has a name. Wanna know what it is? Vin Diesel. I swear it.I'm trading in my George Foreman A-SAP.

Scandal #2--Er, the infamous Diva, Michelle Hoppe who has some books (www.michellehoppe.com), but I REFUSE to tell you what they are cuz she's mean as reconstituted virgin to me, has a secret.

Like yer surprised by that, huh? LOLLOL.

Michelle once had sex in a restaurant.At a table for TWELVE. LMAO (I am so dead here. LOLLOL)Busy girl that Michelle. No wonder she writes erotic romances. Bet I know of at least TWELVE people who buy them :)

Scandal #3--Shara Lanel, author of Love and Magic--a book you should by NO MEANS go and buy because that would be wrong on a bazillion levels, has a naughty, naughty, naughty secret. Phew--she's a bad, bad girl. Who did a bad, bad thing.A bad thing that involved a parking lot in a multi level garage...

I wonder what level she made it to? LOLLOL

Scandal #4--An, ahem, anonymous (chicken LOLLOL) author once broke something when she was having sex.I'm just going to let you wonder what...but don't go buy a book to take your mind off of your curiosity at www.liquidsilverbooks.com

Scandal #5--Vanessa Hart who wrote a book I am NOT NAMING (A Lick and a Promise--available in January), has an even more startling revelation than last months poodle scandal.

I know? Can you even believe it could get any more risque than that? Oh, but it does, my fellow readers...Ms. Hart runs marathons.Which I believe in author speak equals--she's capable of catching and corralling Samoan men in loin cloths. LOLLOL

Scandal #5--Paige Burns (A Faerie Tale and Polar Opposites NOT A PROMO) once was locked out of her boyfriends apartment and got nabbed by the coppers.

Stripes just don't work for her palette, ya know? Her color wheel of life is all askew in them. LOL

Scandal #6--An author who wrote Baptism (notapromonotapromo--notmentioningnamesnotmentionnames) did something VERY naughty at a Genisis concert. It had to do with herbs...it did. I have a feeling it wasn't cooking. LOL

Scandal #7--Feather Marosek admits to taking naughty pictures. Of her son.Yes, she's not only an evil mom, but a blackmailer. Feather said she's going to use them against him someday...

Scandal #8--Robin Danner likes to kiss.Like a LOT. She once kissed three men, but I can't remember if it was at the same time, or individually on the same night.I'm goin' with all at once, cuz it's just juicer, don't you think? LOL

Scandal #9--Now this is a beauty--did you know that someone who publishes books at www.liquidsilverbooks.com, and you couldn't get me to name names (LindaLindaLinda), once was a participant in a great many protests in her college days?

It's true. I swear on my Aqua Net.Do you think she protested by burning her bra?I'd never burn my bra. Never. Cuz it's a miracle! LOLLOL

And this, my fine friends, ends my quest for LSB dirt this month. Lord, I need a manicure, but fear not, for I strike terror in the hearts of LSB authors when I wield my whip and shine a light in their faces to make them GIVE ME THE SCOOP.

In other words--I beg :)

I'll be back next month with the harder to locate LSB authors and their naughty secrets. They can't hide from me forever. Maybe I could borrow Vanessa Hart's Samoen men to help me catch them? Tee hee.

Until then, here's wishing you bright blessings this holiday season. May it be filled with the warmth of family, friends and a box that says "Tiffany" on it. Hopefully, it won't be one of those cheesy re-gifts. Ya know, where you think it's from Tiffany, but when you open it, it was really a gift FOR Tiffany?! LOLLOL

Happy Holidays and don't forget to enter the contest!

Dakota :)