Goooooooooood Morninnnnnnnnnnnnnnng Bloggers
Okay, tell me the truth, did you like my Robin Williams impression? Be honest, I can take it. Today’s blog topic is sex. Yep, you heard me right, I said SEX! It’s me after all, what else did you expect?
Meeee...Michelle Hoppe! You must remember me, I told you everything you ever wanted to know about the penis and more. Right. Now you remember.
So'k back to today's topic. I looked high and low, over hill and under rocks. Scaled tall buildings and did a google search on the internet to find the above poster for you all to take a gander at.
You done gandering yet?
Fascinating, I know, but if all you do is stare at the poster we will never get on with the discussion here, so pull your eyes away and let’s talk.
Find your ‘sign’ on the visual aid above and tell me if the position shown matches your desire.
Can you even twist into the position necessary to make it happen without whiplash?
Do you have a partner willing to explore this position with you?
Does your partners ‘sign’ look more fun than yours?
Do you wish your mom and dad had sex in a different month so you could have been born under another ‘sign’?
That’s all for now, but you know me, well maybe you don’t, but you will ~smiles~.
Anywho’s pick a question, any question and give me an answer, or two, or three. Oh, heck, answer them all if you want and be sure to check back often because there will be more SEX talk today.
And, of course, the ever popular contest ~eg~.
Experience the Unexpected
Michelle Hoppe
p.s.
Remember, I'm on the west coast of the United States, so if you're reading this at five a.m. eastern time, I'm still in bed sleeping. Go ahead and post. Gander at the visual aid and check back when I'm actually awake to see what else I've been up to ~grinz~
SExed by Michelle at 9:40 AM
28 Comments:
Personally, I like them all. But my favorite is my sign...:) It's so much fun to experiment ezpecially if the person you're experimenting with has a wicked mind..hehe.
Trista
Been there.
Done that.
Got the sand in the crack, the back strain, the fits of giggles and oh, so much more.
I'm on the west coast, too.
Darragha
Quite the interesting poster.
And I'm a Taurus...and no, I'm pretty sure that position never entered my mind. Some fo the others...but not that one. I think all the blood would rush to my head and I wouldn't be thinking of anything other than 'STOP!'
This Saggi girl hasn't tried that position and no partner to experiment with right now. Oh, woe is me.
We just never know what will pop-up when checking out the blog. I'll come back and check them out further when the kiddos are in bed.
But, my sign is pretty tame, although I'd like to know how the guy is suppose to levitate.
Jillian
Find your ‘sign’ on the visual aid above and tell me if the position shown matches your desire.
Absolutely!
Can you even twist into the position necessary to make it happen without whiplash?
Often do.
Do you have a partner willing to explore this position with you?
You bet!
Does your partners ‘sign’ look more fun than yours?
We have the same sign. How lucky is that?!
Ho ho ho!
Nessie
Haven't tried my position (Leo) but we sure have tried my hubby's (capricorn). good thing is, he's more than willing to try something new and so am I. So bring on the good times!!
I'm printing this out to carry around with me so when I ask a guy "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" I can consult the sexoscope to figure out if I want him to do that to me and if it's a yay (or nay...whatever) I shall give him my number. I gotta say that the Taurus one is freaking me out a bit. I mean...he could drop me on my head! Nothing says mood spoiler like "concussion".
lol, my sign (Capricorn) and dh's sign (Aquarius) makes it look like I'm a take charge kind of girl which I so am not! However, both positions work very well in hitting the right spot. :)
Hi all,
Oy, Bec, hope your eyes are ok. I know it's hard but try to keep them in your head ~smiles~.
It appears you're not the only one wondering what Taurus is doing. Perhaps someone of that sign can enlighten us!
Pam P, double-jointed, now that's possible.
Hi Trista Ann, okay, so what is your sign?
Morning, Beth, I do my best to keep ya'll entertained. Oh, and sex is my fav subject. Can you tell?
Darragha, sand, crack, back strain and giggles, you wild thing you.
Nicole, hi. So since your a Taurus can you explain to the ladies just what that position is?
Hi kawaii,
Six more to go and you'll have done the zodiac. Let us know when you've finished ~grinz~
Jenny,
Oh, woe, I'm sorry. Maybe Santa will bring you one for Christmas.
Hi Jillian,
LOL, yep, I like to surprise ya'll.
OY Nessie, I should've known.
Well Yesy Rubi,
No time like the present...get busy!
LOL, Jenna,
Let me know how that goes!!
Hi Shellya,
Hitting the right spot is the most important part of any position.
How come I have to have the weird position? Hrrmph.
No clue...
LOL Nicole,
Hence my original question -- Do you wish your mom and dad had sex in a different month so you could have been born under nother ‘sign’?
Michelle
Well, I'm a Pisces, but I would've been an Aries if I'd been patient. So I don't know that it would've made any difference if my parents had had sex in a different month. I probably still would've come early (6 weeks).
And, like Jenny, no one to practice on...
Definitely something to refer back to, though, when I do have a, um, practice partner.
"Hey, wanna try the positions of the Zodiac? It's kind of a cosmic Kama Sutra..."
I have thrown my back out so bad riding the wild pony that I had to walk hunched over for three days and then explain "how I did it" to the chiropractor.
Just shows ya...big, beautiful women have good sex, too!
Yeah...I'm not sure I could really get into the upside-down 69.
But nah, I like being born in May. And considering my birth is oh...exactly 9 months after my parents anniversary, I suppose they just couldn't wait.
Michelle, I'm seriously worried because I'm a Virgo and I'm afraid if DH and I tried that position, I'd break my neck in no time at all. I'd probably have a simple "end" instead of a mind-boggling climax.
On the other hand, he's Scorpio. This position I think I can handle nicely!
Great zodiac chart!
Dee
www.deesknight.com
Hi Michelle, Love the poster! I am a Cancer, and yeah that one works for me lol. Hubby is a Pisces, also good. Now to try the others. What better way to celebrate the holidays?
Does your partners ‘sign’ look more fun than yours?
I'm an Aquarius. My husband is a Libra. I like the Libra position better...looks like lots of fun! *giggle*
-Sable Grey
Hi Sherrill,
According to my mother I was impatient too and came 6 weeks early. Of course her tripping and falling down the stairs had nothing to do with it ~grinz~.
Maybe Santa will add you to his list of women seeking partner to practice on list.
OY Paige,
Upside down 69 ~scratching head~ wouldn't that be 69?
Darragha, Darragha, riding the wild pony, oy's. Be careful next time.
OY Nicole, I see Paige has confused you too with her upside down 69...hon, 69 upside down is 69!
Thanks Jeana. Another woefully single lady to have Santa add to the list. I hope his sleigh is big!
Dee, darlin...start real slow and work up to it. Get those muscles loosened up and if all else fails use the DH's sign.
Oh's Bamabelle, I could not agree more. Twelve days of Christmas, twelve zodiac positions. Start tonight, double up on Sunday and you can get them all in by Christmas morning.
Hi Sable,
Maybe after you try both his and yours you can do a mix of the two. Create a new position all your own...yes, I think that might be a great idea. Just think, by this time next year we could have dozens of new positions. What do you think?
Michelle
Okay, a perpendicular 69? lol
Any 69 is fine
The position in my sign, Capricorn, isn't my desire but it is my SO. I like the position in my SO's sign, Virgo. I rather like Gemini, Scorpio and Sagitarius positions too.
I used to be limber. Now I'm :(
My SO likes trying new positions. If only he was as willing with tots. *g*
Never thought about being born under another sign. I like my birthday. I'm a Christmas baby.
Maria
Oy's Nicole,
I've tried turning 69 this way and that and no matter how I position it, it still comes out 69 ~grinz~. Maybe that is why this position is so darn popular!
LOL Darragha, I agree!! Unless it's a highway in Oklahoma that ends suddenly, without warning, leaving you stranded in Kansas ~grrr~. Dakota was driving, it wasn't my fault.
Happy almost birthday, Maripj99. It took me a few seconds to figure out what SO stood for, LOL, I'm slow today.
So not fair Happyreader, we want to know ~pout~. Glad you like my visual aids.
Michelle
Michelle, love, you are so funny.
My DH is an Aquarian and I am a Pisces -- so yes and yes. LOL
And I try not to think about my parents having sex. I was an immaculate conception -- that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Rae Morgan
Hi Michelle,
Can't figure out where to answer you on your web site, but I never met a position I didn't like or wouldn't try on the sex positions things. I am a Pisces, usually end up with Virgos, was married to a Leo and a Scorpio, both of them VERY good at sex. I just love sex. What can I say? Even better than chocolate.
Pat O'Rorke
posted by Michelle from email message Pat sent.
I am probably too late, but this was a very entertaining blog, Michelle. The poster and books covers were extremely interesting -- LOL.
Hugs, Bonita
Hi Rae,
Thank you, darlin. pssst...your parents do have sex LOL.
Thank you, Pat. Sorry you couldn't figure out how to post to the blog, but I love that you sent me an email.
Oy's Bonita, babe, you can never be too late in my book, darlin. Glad you liked the entertainment!
Michelle Hoppe
K, so I'm feeling TOTALLY put out. I posted earlier--like yesterday and it never showed up?
I'm being discriminated against because I think all of these look like torture, right? LOLLOL
I'm a Libra--boyfriend is a Leo. I think that makes us a pretzel. LOLLOL
Dakota :)
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