Friday, June 23, 2006

Danger! Danger!

Last Tuesday, I had a dream about sex on a motorcycle. Don't ask me where it came from...oh, alright. It was probably my subconscious telling me that I have the hots for a friend of mine who happens to have a Harley. So on Wednesday, going "riding" weighed on my mind all day. I did fulfill my wish, but it was a true ride, no freaky stuff. Dang it! So anyway, my newest crush offered to take me riding on Monday. I chickened out (don't shoot me), but he did happen to call me last night to say he would see me tonight at karaoke. Second chance, right? (I'll be sure to keep ya'll updated. LOL)

You're probably wondering what the point of my Blog is today. Well, here's my question for you guys....What's the most dangerous position you ever found yourself in? The hotter, the better as always. Helicopter, Mile High, with a crazed criminal next door? I want all the juicy details. And anyone who has happened to have sex on a motorcycle, your advice would be much appreciated. ;)

Putting the "R" in Regencies...


Blogger Meljprincess said...

I dated a rapist with a HUGE penis. I DID NOT know he was a rapist 'til later. He didn't force himself on me and he couldn't get inside me. But he told me he didn't like my long nails because his mother would rake hers across his face. He also told me he used to wake up in the oven. After we broke up he raped a sixteen year old girl and a few girls that attended the college I went to. He would take pictures of them while he raped them. Thus earning the nickname "The Photographer Rapist". I found out about this one day when my mother showed me our college newspaper. We tried very hard not let my dad find out. *SHEEESH*
He was a pretty boy so I'm sure they had a fun time with him in prison. I'd have cut his dick off if I'd known sooner. Mel Bobbit..

1:45 PM  
Blogger Christy Robin said...

Yes, that sure sounds dangerous, Mel. Do you have any "good" danger stories? Glad to see you escaped safely though.


2:10 PM  
Blogger Beth Williamson said...

Does sex on a cruise ship count? Ahem, well, not in a public spot on the cruise ship, but hee hee, here goes...
We dropped our kids off with the kids cruise staff and headed back to the cabin around 9 am. We needed to get some, ya know? I mean it was our vacation too.
So, the ship is rocking and we're rocking right along with it when we hear voices in the hallway...
Curses Batman!
It was the cabin stewards... and if they miss your room on the first pass, it's like 6 pm before you get it cleaned.
Do you hurry in that situation? Do you curb your moans/groans/dirty talk?
Well, we didn't hurry, but afterwards, we dressed in a hurry. When we stepped out, they were already like 5 cabins past us. We waved and they grinned.
Lesson learned: wait until the steward makes the bed so you can mess it up. :)

2:39 PM  
Blogger Vanessa Hart said...

Robin, I'm not into life-risking danger, but I get a thrill risking discovery. Many years ago we got it on in a camper with another couple just a few feet away. We thought we were very quiet and discrete. It's funny how raw passion can cloud your perceptions! **LOL** The other couple teased us unmercifully the next morning.


4:08 PM  
Blogger Christy Robin said...

Nessie, I never knew you had it in you! And you seemed so normal at RT. LOL!

Beth, ROFL! Rocking along with the ship? I love it!

4:27 PM  
Blogger April Martinez said...

I haven't had dangerous sex, but...

There was talk on the radio once about a local story at the ER. A couple had come in via ambulance -- apparently one of them had a toe cut off. When the doctors asked them what happened, they said that the injured partner had been mowing the lawn.

The doctors looked at each other with that Yeah Right expression on their faces. First off, who mows their lawns barefoot? Second, they didn't really get a chance to throw clothes on before riding to the hospital, and who mows their lawns barefoot and naked? Third, it was midnight, so who mows their lawns barefoot, naked, and at midnight?!

Turns out they'd been having kinky sex with one of them tied to the ceiling fan in their bedroom, and somehow it went awry.

Now THAT'S dangerous.

6:14 PM  
Blogger Bec said...

Hey, I've had sex on a motorbike! Advice? Make sure it has a centre stand...I'm sure your friend will be aware of all problems which may occur if it doesn't! LOL...

11:42 PM  
Blogger Meljprincess said...

Thanks, Robin. My whole life is a "good" danger "bad" danger story. lol!

7:01 AM  
Blogger Christy Robin said...

Bec, that seems to be the advice so far. Kick stand, definitely.

Okay, so want the scoop? I was asked to go riding, but since we'd both had a bit too much of the -OH factor, we put it off until tonight.

1:27 PM  
Blogger Christy Robin said...

April, that is quite a story! I wonder how a ceiling fan cut off a toe? I'm assuming the string wrapped around their toe. I don't know about ya'll's but my ceiling fan would probably shut off if something wrapped around it, rather than going haywire. I sense something kinkier at work here. while tied to a ceiling fan. (adding to list of Never Will Try)


1:30 PM  

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