Are you ready for some SEx - Part 2

You came back for more ~smiles~, thanks, babe.

So you ready to get the skinny on other great places to take a vacation?

Let’s jump right in and see what we have.

Oh, wait … make sure you get to the bottom of this post or you’ll miss the contest ~eg~.

Dateline - Illinois:
Women must address bachelors as master instead of mister.

Say it with me “what the fuck?”

Dateline – Oblong, Illinois:
It is a crime to make love while fishing or hunting on your wedding day.

I can see it now:
Not a ripple of wind stirred the mirror like surface of the water as the sun slowly set below the western hills.

She still wore her wedding veil even though the beautiful white dress laid in pieces on the muddy banks of the small fishing pond.

Birds silently winged their way across the sky above, their beaks split in a smile at the sight below.

He was sitting on the small wooden stool in the aft portion of the boat fishing pole in one hand, a stupid hat perched on his head, and his new bride straddling his lap.

His head jerked back and forth as her body bounced up and down on his rock hard cock.

"Honey, could you slow down a little, I can’t see the end of my pole."

"Oh, oh, I’m cominggggggggggggggggg."

"Shhh…you’ll scare the fish away."

"Fuck me baby, make me come." She cried out, still bouncing rapidly up and down.

"For the love of Pete will you keep it down, I’m trying to fish here."

"OHHHHH, it’s coming, it’s coming. Hook me baby."

"Great, now I’ve lost it. See what all your yelling did."

With a dreamy look in her eyes, she sighed, "Fishing is fun."

"It was until I married you."


Dateline – Ames, Iowa:
A husband may not take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with his wife.

Written by the chug-a-lug champ.

Dateline – Alexandria, Minnesota:
It’s illegal for a husband to make love to his wife if his breath smells like garlic, onions, or sardines.

Yippie…Alexandria, Minnesota here I come.

Dateline – Bozeman, Montana:
You can't perform any sexual acts in the front yard of any home, after sundown, if you are nude.

Plan your trip to Bozeman in the fall. It’s warm enough to be in the front yard and still cool enough to perform sexual acts with your clothes on. Pass the binoculars and HQ, please.

You have to wonder at this point if politicians have brains and what inspired these laws? That’s the contest my pretties.

Find a law, any law posted here and give me a quick idea of why you think the law became necessary. Everyone who posts gets their name in a drawing for a fab-u-lous prize.