Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Thanks for blogging with Rhi

I'm not quite used to this format yet so bear with me. I forgot to mention that I would give some lucky poster today the choice of one of my Liquid Silver Titles. Any title available written by me, Rhiannon Neeley. So Caffey, you are the winner today. Email me at rhiannon@rhiannonneeley.com and let me know which one of my titles you would like and what format and I'll send that out to you.

Thanks again,
Rhiannon

Another thanks

Thanks to everyone who blogged with me today...lol. Dee, Rhiannon and I sort of blogged over top of each other, but I hope you all got a chance to check out both of the releases for this week.

Maureen, if you could contact me at tffnyaaron@yahoo.com, I'll be happy to tell you what you won. :)

Thanks again and stop by on Feb. 13th when I'll be blogging again.

Tiffany

Thanks for blogging with Dee

Cheri, if you will contact me at dsknight@deesknight.com, I'll be happy to send you downloads of Resolutions and Ain't Your Mama's Bedtime Stories.

Thanks, everyone for blogging with me. I hope you all love I'm No Saint, Valentine as much as Rhi and I enjoyed writing it!

Please join me again this Thursday for my regular monthly blog.

Dee

Excerpt from Sindulgence.

Thought I'd go ahead and post an excerpt here before I break for just a short while to feed my own hunky guy. Here is a little bit from Sindulgence...
The scene begins as Clarice and her friend Jan enter the bookstore at the mall...

“One of these days you’ll find a man,” Jan said as they turned into the bookstore. “Then you can stop reading those trashy books to get your kicks.”
Clarice laughed again. “They’re not trashy, Jan. They have a plot—a story. They just spell out what a man and a woman do when they’re in love, that’s all.” And spell it out in vivid detail, Clarice thought, smiling.
Clarice glanced toward the cashier. He was there, Devon her favorite fantasy, looking every bit as dark and dangerous as one of the characters in her favorite line of erotic romance, ‘Ripped Lace’. ‘Ripped Lace’ books leaned toward the steamier side of erotic romance, pushed the boundaries. Clarice always found herself wondering what it would be like to do some of the things they wrote about in the books, some of the more ‘exotic’ things.
Devon glanced up, meeting her eyes. A smile curved his lips when he recognized her.
Clarice felt a zing shoot through her as she made her way to the romance aisle. Yeah right, she told herself, turning down the aisle. He’s what, maybe twenty-five and hotter that Hades. What would he want with you? What would you do with him if you did snare his attention? She couldn’t picture herself with a young man like Devon. Oh boy, it would be nice, but she would be so nervous about how she looked…the way her body looked. She felt warmth wash over her. It would be an experience that was for sure.
“I’ll be over here in home improvement,” Jan said, turning away. “I don’t want to be with you when you take those books up to pay for them.”
“Prude,” Clarice said, winking. She walked on down the aisle toward the shelf where the erotic romance was.
Crouching down, Clarice wondered why in the world they had to keep the erotic books on the bottom shelf. Didn’t do her knees any good. She ran her fingertip over the spines of the books, browsing titles, her mind lingering on the dark, sexy dream at the cash register. A man? Maybe not. Devon was young. They had only spoken a few times and he was funny and articulate but whether or not he was a ‘man’ remained to be seen. Oh, but wouldn’t she love the chance to find out!
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Devon Lake was prepared this time. He looked up from the book he was reading at the cash register just in time to catch her watching him.
She was interested. He could feel it. A lot of older women, and younger if he was honest, liked his look. Devon appreciated that but normally didn’t acknowledge them with even so much as a glance, but this one…Clarice Johnson…was different.
Clarice. He knew her name from reading it on her credit card when she paid for her purchases and recently they had enjoyed conversation on a first name basis.
He loved it. Reminded him of ‘Silence of the Lambs’. Devon had an irresistible urge to go back in the stacks and whisper her name over her shoulder.
Clarice.
Sexy. Haunting. A good name for a woman who looked like she did. Her name may remind him of ‘Silence of the Lambs’ but her look—classic. Grace Kelly classic.
Shoulder length, honey-blond hair fell in silky strands around her porcelain face and her eyes…she had the deepest green eyes he’d ever seen. He could tell by the small lines at the corners of her eyes that she smiled often. It also spoke of her age. Maybe forty, he thought, though it was hard to tell sometimes. He was so used to the young flirty ones hitting on him that when the mature women approached him, he had trouble guessing their age.
But Clarice…her age didn’t matter.
Devon wondered if she was really that interested in him or just drawn by his looks. Yeah, so he had the black hair and dark eyes women seemed to crave ever since Disney’s Captain Jack Sparrow hit the screen but did she like him…as a person? Hard to tell. They’d only talked a few times and not about anything important.
He wanted to get to know her. She had such intelligence shining in her eyes and two weeks ago, he’d found himself checking her left hand for a ring. There hadn’t been one. He hoped that meant she was fair game. That’s why today he was prepared. Devon knew what sort of books she bought. Steamy romance. He’d never read one, sticking more to the classics, one of the things he got ribbed about constantly by his friends. But Clarice seemed to enjoy romance and wasn’t at all shy about him knowing what it was she read. Hell, the books were full of sex. He’d glanced through a couple and was surprised by how detailed the scenes were. What did surprise him was she leaned toward the more exotic titles. Either she liked sex or she was going without and getting her kicks from the books. He didn’t know which. But today, he had a plan.
He was going to plant the first seed today toward getting to know Clarice Johnson.
He watched as she ran her fingers over the titles, wondering what it would be like to have those elegant fingers trailing over…
“Hey Dev,” Chuck said, bumping against him as he moved in behind the front counter, “watching the housewife again, I see.”
Well, there it is...I hope you like it.
Rhiannon

No Saints here....

Hi everyone! Rhiannon Neeley here. As Dee mentioned, I am here this afternoon to talk about our latest release, I'm No Saint, Valentine.

My story, Sindulgence, centers on a happily divorced woman 'of an age' and a younger man that could make anyone's mouth water just by breathing... (well, in my opinion anyway...I have sort of a crush on Devon Lake).

There is still a stigma that an 'older' woman shouldn't be with a younger man. Really. Even now. Sure it's okay for an older man to be with a younger woman. No one looks twice. But switch it around and people think, "wow, look at her. She's old enough to be his ____" Just fill in the blank.

Personally, I think that line of thinking is wrong. Double standard. So what if an older woman snags a young hottie. As long as they're not hurting anyone, what's wrong with it?

What are your thoughts on the subject? I say, if you're free to...go for it.

Rhiannon

Excerpt from Candy Hearts and Flours - I'm No Saint, Valentine

Sorry to step on Tiffany's post, but she'll be stepping on me with her excerpt soon, lol. I have to go out for a little while, but will check in after I buy this week's hamburger!

[Scene is beside the Las Vegas Convention Center. Mariah leans against the building, hungry and with sore feet.]

She looked down again at her attire.

Some kind of black cowhide tube started at her waist and ended long before her knees, and a flimsy little scrap of material barely covered her breasts. Pointy-toed boots with unbelievably high heels made her feet ache as well as forced her to concentrate when she walked for fear of falling on her butt.

Even with so few clothes, the heat of the Las Vegas desert drained her energy. And when someone from Hell felt hot, it said a lot. Of course, it was a dry heat.

Besides being tired, hungry and hot, she was homesick and lonesome. Earth sucked! From what she now knew, people should be dying to get into Hell. Okay, so they did have to die. And there was a lot of pain and no upward mobility. Still… Anything was better than this.

She’d thought being removed from her sister’s torment would be the silver lining in this black cloud of punishment, but she even missed Cassandra, the whore-bitch. It occurred to Mariah that never once, in her two thousand four hundred ninety-nine years, had she been alone. Even with people milling around her, jostling, bumping and glaring, alone is exactly how she felt. She wanted to cry. She wanted to scream. She wanted her mother.

Would this horror never end? She’d been here two whole hours. To add immeasurably to her troubles, she’d found almost immediately that reaching her goal was going to be near impossible. She couldn’t tell a good man from a bad man. Not by looking at him, at least. How on Earth was she supposed to locate a saint? She’d tried hard to remember the childhood stories her mother told Cassandra and her at bedtime, about the horrible saintly men who killed little demons, and how she should run if she ever saw one. All she recalled was that they all seemed to be poor and humble. Who would choose to live like that?

“Some stupid Earth person, ” she muttered.

Within minutes of her arrival, she’d approached a likely looking candidate. He wore ragged clothes and sat on a street corner begging for coins.

“Hello, are you a saint?”

He took his eyes off the passing throng and focused on her. “Baby, I’m anything you want me to be.” His dirty hand touched her leg, edging up under her cowhide tube and she’d felt his soul through his fingertips. The filth on his body didn’t begin to match the ugliness inside. This man already belonged to her father.

“Never mind,” she sing-songed, and click-clacked away down the sidewalk. Since then, she’d made some contact with hundreds of men, and none had pure, shining souls. Different men exuded distinct smells, though. The darker the soul, the more Hell- like the odor. She’d actually found herself gravitating toward men with dark spirits because the rich scent of burning flesh and the acrid sting of sulfur in her nostrils reminded her of home.

She gave a grunt in protest of the pain shooting from her cramped toes to her hips. If she wanted to get home, there was nothing for it but to locate a good man and turn him bad as soon as possible. To that end, she watched from the shadows, sniffing and examining people as they entered and exited to determine if anyone warranted further investigation. She was wishing for the millionth time that she had never given that ingrate a sip of water no matter how his naked form had made her feel, when she sensed him. Or rather, she didn’t sense him, and that was the key.

A large group of people were entering the building and she couldn’t pick out her target from a distance. There was nothing to do but follow the leader, a rather handsome, dark-haired man in form- fitting blue leggings. She attached herself to the crowd and entered the lobby of the building.

The closer she got to the dark- haired man, the more she felt a tingly stirring deep inside. Not just excitement that he might be her quarry, but something else, too. Something she came close to feeling with the Water Guy. From the back, his leggings hugged a tight butt. His narrow hips topped firm thighs. He was tall with broad shoulders that looked as though they could carry the world. She didn’t understand why, but she hung back observing him.

Stopping before a table, he engaged in conversation with a woman seated there. Mariah wanted to scratch out her eyes for no reason other than she spoke with the man and Mariah didn’t. He exchanged some papers he pulled from his leggings for a paper with a number on it, and strolled into a larger area.

Bypassing the table, she hurried after him, passing through open doors and past a man who smelled vaguely of overripe turnips. Not a bad man, but with possibilities for daddy, she thought.

“Miss?”

Mariah slowed her charge, trying to find her target in the chaos around her.

“Ma’am!” the voice shouted now. People all around her stopped and turned. Including her guy, who had been just a few feet ahead.

Holy Satan! He made the jerk in the Second Circle look like a sissy-girl. Under his thin, stretchy shirt, biceps bulged, but nothing else on his torso did. No. His chest looked wide and strong and his stomach flat and hard as one of Hell’s anvils. But his eyes captured her attention the most. The darkest blue stared back at her—in fact, his gaze had lighted on her immediately instead of what everyone else focused on behind her. For the life of her, she could have remained forever and a day, just like this, if he hadn’t smiled. A simple upturn of the lips caused her heart to race and her breath to catch. Such joy, such promise showed in that gesture. And it was all for her. Instinctively she knew that.

“I believe he’s calling you, ” the man said, striding back to her and removing his head covering. A lock of midnight hair cascaded onto his forehead.

She reached out and brushed the errant strand back in line with its mates, and the world around them stood still.

Blinding light coursed from her fingertips, up the length of her arm and down through her legs and feet, discharging like a bolt of lightning. The light had been white and pure as nothing she had ever imagined. He had no odor other than a clean scent of crisp air. She returned his smile.

This was her challenge, her test.

And when she prevailed, he would be her prize.

Super Bowl Entertainment



(c) 2006 Tiffany Aaron

Blurb:

Ten years of playing pro football has gotten Donovan Klasek two bad knees, a bad shoulder and an addiction to pain killers. Now he’s free of the addiction and ready to watch his younger brother play in the Super Bowl. Donovan loves his bar, but part of him wishes he had another chance at the big game.


Johnni Aitken has always been her daddy’s girl. She can rattle off football stats with the best. When she gets a job waiting tables at Donovan’s bar, she can’t believe her luck. Football is a religion to her and Donovan has been the star in several of her fantasies. But a football star like Donovan would never look at a tomboy like her.


What happens when a man beat up by life meets a woman longing to heal his heart?

So this is my newest release. I'll be posting an excerpt a little later, but until then I'd love to hear if any of you are Sports Widows? My dh loves football and hockey. On Sundays during football season, we spend three hours in front of the tv, watching his favorite team. Which on certain days is more depressing than others...lol. Last year was awful because we didn't have any hockey to watch. :(

So let me know what your man obsesses over..whether it's sports or anything else. I'll be picking a winner from the comments for a great prize at the end of the day. don't forget to check out Dee S. Knight and Rhiannon Neeley's new release, I'm No Saint, Valentine as well.

Tiffany

Passion Knows NO Barrier

Being a Saint is highly overrated


So say, Rhiannon Neeley and me, Dee S. Knight.

We think you'll agree now that I’m No Saint, Valentine is out and about. I’m going to handle the early session of our Morning After blog. Then around 4 PM, check back for a visit with Rhiannon Neeley.

In No Saint, our stories are very different. Rhi’s “Sindulgence” is a contemporary about a forty-six year old divorced woman who’s attracted to a twenty-five year old man (whoa, mama! Who wouldn’t be?). But Devon is more than young and good looking as sin, he’s warm and has a wonderful sense of humor, is a great conversationalist, and sexy, sexy, SEXY. I want him myself…

Anyway, Clarice has a few doubts about the wisdom of starting a relationship with Devon—she has a son about his age and there’s that whole society thing. Her friend, Jan, voices objections right off the bat. Devon is more open to taking a chance, thinking he can conquer all—just like all warm, humorous, conversant, sexy, twenty-five year old men.

By contrast, my story, “Candy Hearts and Flours,” is a fantasy about a demon and angel. Mariah, the demon, has trouble being bad. Because of this, her father throws her out of Hell for one week in Las Vegas. (Some might wonder if there’s a difference, but there IS. Be nice—I love Las Vegas.) Mariah’s dad has told her to seduce a saint in one week or don’t bother coming home. The angel, Patrick, is also in Las Vegas, and would be perfect for Mariah to seduce. Too bad she thinks he’s wonderful. Rather than damn him to Hell for all eternity, she tries to avoid him.

Patrick is in Las Vegas to create a fantastical cake at The Candy Hearts and Flours Contest, which ends on Valentine’s Day. Patrick really likes Mariah, though he figures out she’s there to capture a soul. He tries to avoid her, lest he give in to her temptations, but when he sees her turn her attention to someone else in the contest, he decides to sacrifice his own honor to save the other man’s soul. Or IS that the reason?

So, in both stories we have improbable pairs. They shouldn’t be attracted to each other, but gosh darn it, they are.

Which brings me to my question. Have you ever been attracted to some unlikely other? Was there (is there) anyone you wanted to approach but were too nervous to, or every time you got close something happened to stop you?

I’ll be back in a few hours to post a short excerpt of “Candy Hearts and Flours,” and tonight I’ll choose a blogger at random to receive downloads of Ain’t Your Mama’s Bedtime Stories and Resolutions.

SEx ... Silver Expressions

SEx ... Silver Expressions

Suppose I couldv'e picked my download winner last night...DUH! Slipped my mind. Ok...eeny, meeny, miny, moeee....Mahaira:)Email me at BrooksAlyssa@msn.comYAY!

Monday, January 30, 2006

Secret Sex Toy Blog Winner

Yes, I played a Secret Cupid trick this time around. The contest for a signed copy of Treading the Labyrinth was announced this evening at the Liquid Silver Readers list at Yahoo Groups. The first person from that list to hop to SeX and make a comment won the prize.

Yes, I am tricky, but then so is Cupid. :)

And the winner is ......... Robin49. Thanks for playing, Robin49. Please e-mail me at raemorgan@worldnet.att.net to give me a snail mail so I can send your book to you.

For those of you who have never visited the Liquid Silver Readers list -- please do. We have lots of fun and lately lots of drool-icious pics of hunky men.

The addy - click here


Hope to see you there!!

Rae

SEx Toys: The Valentine’s Day Edition

Okay, the sexiest day of the year will soon be upon us. Oh, every day is the sexiest day of the year for you? Lucky, lucky girl! Unfortunately, some of us have to wait for good old February 14th, Valentine’s Day. Yep, the day the nearly naked cherub-y looking midget in a diaper starts flinging arrows right and left, forcing certain significant others into buying us sexy, romantic loot. Most of which will either be consumed immediately or never worn again, consigned to the black hole at the back of the drawer.

As a public service to SEx visitors, I’ve ventured onto the Internet to find the perfect Valentine’s Day gifts. You know, the kind that keep on giving. Yes, folks, these are unique, non-consumable (for the most part, I have to admit I couldn’t resist a few tasty treats!) and indestructible (well, maybe, it all depends on ... well, “usage”) gifts.

Note to readers: I am not posting the web sites here, but will respond to inquiries as to where to find these perfectly stupendous gifts over at the Liquid Silver Readers Loop at Yahoo Groups. Purely in the interest of public service, you know.

All righty then, let’s start with what can be classified as the PG-13 gifts. Romantic, but not risky or risque.



Kama Sutra Kit: Contains body oils and dusts that can be, um, licked or eaten off the body. Plus lubricants, well, for you know, lubricating those areas that need such. And a handy-dandy little feather duster for the body dust and just general playfulness. A box full of fun for less than $30.







Cinnamon Lube: Makes his purple penis of pleasure all slippery and tasty as a cinnamon cookie lollipop. Oh, and the lube heats up, an interesting sensation for those private areas, male or female. A bargain at less than $10. Combine it with any of the other kits in this blog for an extra special treat.







Cupid’s Massage Kit: A heart-shaped box containing massage oil that gets warm when kneaded into tight, hard muscles (wheresoever they are located ) and full instructions on how to perform the perfect, loving massage. Not edible like the Cinnamon Lube. Less than $15.







Bed of Roses Kit: Lots of silk rose petals to spread on the bed for, well, a bed of roses. Rose-scented bubble bath. Edible chocolate massage oil. You knew that chocolate had to figure in here somewhere, yes? Beats Godiva all to pieces for originality. Bliss balm, not sure, don’t ask, use your imagination, I’m just reporting here. A massager. And a sexy invitation to a night of bliss all in a black satin bag. Less than $30.







Kama Sutra Paint Box:
For the serious chocaholics. Two ounces each of white, milk, and dark chocolate edible paint with a paintbrush. Rembrandt would be proud. For the artistic among you. Less than $40.





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R-Rated - - these gifts are romantic, fun, and personal but not so kinky as to need lock and key.


Red Hot Adjustable Cuffs, matching blindfold and feather tickler with kiwi-strawberry warming lotion. For the fun-loving couple. All for less than $25.

Shopper’s Alert: Of course, you can always just bop down to Kroger’s (a Midwestern grocery chain) and buy pink fuzzy handcuffs – I swear I’m not kidding. Right there, Aisle 10, next to the sweet tart heart-shaped candies and the red, white and pink M&Ms and across from the Baking Items. :)





Sexy Dice: A pair of dice. Duh! One die has the actions to be performed; the other, the parts of the body on which said action is to be performed. You won’t see these dice on any craps table in Vegas. The number of combos? 1x2x3x4x5x6x7x8x9x10x11x12 – you do the math. Less than $10.







Treasure Pillow: A pillow in red flames fabric that has a secret compartment for your toys. Every boudoir should have one. $35.00




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X-Rated, HOT gifts for the more adventuresome couple.

Sybian Sex machine: Remember that blog on vibrators? Where I said that the Hitachi Magic Wand was the primo vibrator out there? Well, I was wrong. Yes, I can admit when I am wrong. Whereas the Hitachi is the Mercedes of vibrators and the Eager Beaver is the Cadillac - - this little machine is the Bentley. Unlike other vibrators which require a hand to hold the vibrator in place, the Sybian is meant to be ridden. Yes, you read it correctly, ridden! - - just as you would ride your lover. The Sybian has many attachments for insertion and the motor has no time limits. The use of the machine in your sex play is only limited by your or your partner’s imagination. Costly, but for the gift that really keeps on giving, a sound investment. Approximately $1,400.




Bondage bed sheets: Just what they sound like. Attachments on the sheets keep your partner where you want him or her. You know you want them! Less than $130.








Passion’s Prisoner: A set containing wrist restraints, blindfold, feather tickler, tweezer nipple clamps, and a soy body wax candle that can be dripped onto your bound partner and then massaged into their skin. All for $50.



My Sexy Valentine: A sonic vibrator ring to place on his penis to stimulate your clit. Yes! An orchid g-spot vibrator for that extra oomph. Babe lube for a smooth insertion, and batteries for the toys. $30.








Penis Dildoes: Your choice of colors. 7 inches long and 1.75 inches in diameter (that’s 5.5 inches around, gals!). $15


OR




If you want it really big!! A Jeff Stryker penis dildo, measuring 10 inches long (yes, almost the length of a ruler!! Oy!), 2 inches diameter or 7.5 inches around. Yowza. $64.






There you have it. Lots of yummy, sexy ideas for Valentine’s Day.

Print out the list and leave it lying around for your mate to find. Highlight the ones you want, better yet, rank them as to priority. This year get what you really want for Valentine’s Day. And be sure to show just how appreciative you are when you get one of these super gifts. I would hate to see all my research go to waste.

Have a Happy and SExy Valentine’s Day!

Rae Morgan
Author of “No Secrets,” Book 4 in the Coven of the Wolf Series Due out on February 20th in ZODIAC PISCES

Sunday, January 29, 2006

Howdy everyone!

Welcome to Alyssa's Aphrodisiac Café. Fruit and chocolate are on the menu today, so get your taste buds ready!

The term aphrodisiac goes back 5000 years, and can be defined as an agent which causes the arousal of sexual desire. In other words, food that will get you in the bedroom...or maybe food that you will take in the bedroom with you!

Chocolate has been found to contain substances called Phenylethylamine and Serotonin, both of which are mood lifting agents that occur naturally in the brain. Simply put, when these agents are elevated, we feel happy, just as we do when we are experiencing love, passion, and lust. This causes a rise in blood pressure, increasing the heart rate, and inducing feelings that border on euphoria.

In the past, many fruits were considered erotic simply because of they resembled male or female genitalia, which is why I chose the banana for today's recipe. One look at this phallic fruit, and we can see why, but actually, the banana's aphrodisiac qualities go much farther than it's shape alone. Bananas have been associated with erotic energy in the Tantric tradition. Legend has it that the serpent that tempted Eve hid in a bunch of bananas. Now, scientifically, we also know the banana is rich in potassium and B vitamins, necessities for sex hormone production.

So, to get you started on your journey of Aphrodisiac-enhanced love, here's a recipe:

Frozen Chocolate Covered Bananas
3 Bananas
6 Popsicle sticks, wooden
1 cup Orange or lemon juice
1 cup Chocolate chips
2 tb Oil
¾ cup walnuts; chopped

Cut bananas in half and insert popsicle stick lengthwise through center. Roll in orange or lemon juice and place on waxed paper. Place in freezer until frozen firm. Melt chocolate chips and oil on top of double boiler. Spoon chocolate over frozen bananas and then roll in nuts. Feel free to take this cool treat into the bedroom, and use it to tease both body and senses.

Don't have the time for both cooking and sticky clean up?

Grab a banana and bottle of chocolate syrup. Using the fruit, smear the syrup all over your lover's body, then lick clean!

A little disclaimer folks...though the banana may resemble male parts, it is not meant for, ahem, insertion! If it breaks, you could be in real trouble, so don't try it!

Next up, we have the beautiful, popular strawberry! In provincial France, strawberries were regarded as an aphrodisiac. Newlyweds were served a cold strawberry soup. The strawberry was a symbol for Venus, the Goddess of Love, because of its heart-like shape and red color. Have you ever eaten a double strawberry?

Legend says that if you break the strawberry in half and share it with a member of the opposite sex, you will soon fall in love with each other, and lovers feeding each other strawberries while sipping wine has become a modern day staple in glossy magazines and romantic interludes.

Here's a quick and simple recipe for your next date night:
6 ozs dark chocolate
12 strawberries
2 tablespoons heavy cream

Heat the chocolate and cream over a double boiler (using simmering, not boiling water). Once the mixture is melted, dip each strawberry in it and place the chocolate covered fruit on a rack to cool. Refrigerate for half an hour. Enjoy!

Check out my novella, Fighting Fire for a H-O-T food play scene. And make sure you do it soon, because it will no loner be on sale as of this spring.

Okay, folks. It's your turn to share!

What's you're favorite 'sexy' recipe? Do you have any humorous food-in-the-bedroom moments you'd like to share? Any tips, or fun stories with foods, or other aphrodisiacs? I'll select one lucky winner from the comments on this to receive a free download from me.:)

Do tell!
Alyssa

What Women Want . . .

. . . to hear in bed.

According to AskMen.com, women are verbal creatures at heart (and we all could have told you that!).

They give several suggestions for men to verbalize what's going on, how the woman is making him feel, during lovemaking.

What do you like to hear from your man? (Or what would you like to hear that he doesn't say?)

And, is it the same for men? Or are our gasps and moans enough?

Saturday, January 28, 2006

Creating the Perfect Man

SEx ... Silver Expressions

In the world of romance writing, there is a neverending search for the perfect hero. Alas, as we all muddle through real life, we we realize that these wonderful men found in stories do not exist. I'm determined not to give up hope. In fact, I have decided to go in search of a way to create the perfect man. The question is: how? Well, I've come up with a few ideas and I'm wondering which would be the one a reader would enjoy most.


Cyber Boyfriend

Imagine a web site where you could input all your wants and needs and the perfect man would show up on your doorstep in two to three business days. If you don't like him, you can return him and get one that's more your size. The only problem is where does reality start and fantasy end.


Doll turned Boyfriend

In a kinky sort of Pinocchio story, it would be nice to build the perfect man from the foot up, giving great detail to the important parts in between. Considering I myself have no visual artistic talent, I wouldn't know where to begin. But how about a sculptor who has taken it upon herself to create the perfect man in stone. When he begins haunting her dreams, her deepest desire is fulfilled when he comes to life. How can she keep him around forever?


Working with what you got

As imperfect as he is, just about every woman has a dream man in her life she'd like to tweak into shape. In my case, I'd like to hit him over the head with a frying pan a few times to make him come to his senses. Wouldn't it be nice to have a little concoction for him to drink and he magically tansforms into what I want him to be?

From the Book of Questions...

*YAWN* I hate it when Tina interrupts my beauty sleep! She needs to get laid or something!

Anyway, I've got two things for you today. Some yummy, lickable, muscled eye candy, and a question.

Now, it's kind of a serious question, and as you know, serious and me in the same sentence isn't normal, but I thought this one was worth finding out answers too.

But first, the eye candy...



THE BOOK OF QUESTIONS (#19)

You have the chance to meet someone with whom you can have the most satisfying love imaginable--the stuff of dreams. Sadly, you know that in six months the person will die. Knowing the pain that would follow, would you still want to meet the person and fall in love? What if you knew your lover would not die, but instead would betray you?

In love, is intensity or permanence more important to you? How much do you expect from someone who loves? What would make you feel betrayed by your mate--indifference? dishonesty? infidelity?


Silver

Friday, January 27, 2006

Winner of Free LSB Download

The winner of the free Liquid Silver Books download is Meljprincess! Mel, email me at tm-sharp@hotmail.com and tell me which LSB e-book you want. I'll contact the author and have them send it to you! Congrats!

Thanks to everyone who commented! It was a blast!

Sexy Scents

Sense of smell is powerful. Like a song, a certain smell and bring you back to a memory so strongly it's as if you're right back there again. I was listening to a radio show the other morning, and the DJs were doing a call in show about what smells turn people on. It was interesting. One woman called in and said that the smell of cucumbers did it for her. A guy called in and said that the smell of a woman's feet did it.

I get a lot of compliments from the guys here at work about my perfume, Samsara by Guerlain. I mean a LOT. I've even had one guy email me about it. So there's a tip for you, ladies! Go getcha some! Samsara, that is. Or whatever else *grin*

This is from Ask Men. Other scents which arouse:

1- Vanilla-Like the smell of chocolate, vanilla has a sweet, welcoming scent. Its odor increases sexual stimulation in both men and women. So the next time you're ready to get sexual with your girl, invest in a vanilla candle or burn some oil to set the mood.

2- Patchouli-Patchouli has received much positive press in recent years, all thanks to its ability to make people horny. Okay, maybe not, but it does smell awesome. Experts believe that it awakens and provokes sexual energy and every little bit helps, so experience the scent via incense sticks. Burn one today.

3- Musk-Although musk is known to closely resemble the scent of male pheromones, what should concern you significantly is the fact that musk will quite possibly drive her crazy. So invest in some cologne that lists musk as a main ingredient and let her do the rest. If you don't want the cologne, there are incense sticks, as well as oils, available.

4- Peppermint-Ah, that minty fresh scent. Peppermint is believed to help you stay awake, alert and energized; that's always a good thing when it comes to sex. This might also encourage your girl to try something new in the bedroom. You can opt to emit the scent via a candle, incense or oil.

5- Ylang Ylang-Have you ever smelled ylang ylang? It really does smell like sex is about to take place. So if you're in the mood for some erotic sex, burn some oil or buy some room spray. But be careful; this fresh scent is known to encourage verbal communication.

6- Jasmine-With its subtle scent, jasmine has the ability to open the other senses to new experiences. If you want to seduce her, use jasmine in an oil or incense.

I love the smell of a guy freshly out of the shower. That soap and water smell. Love it.

What about you? I'll choose a name at random for any free download at Liquid Silver Books!

Thursday, January 26, 2006

Winner of Dee's blog -- Loving Gifties

I hope Nicole will contact me (at dsknight@deesknight.com) with her full name and address so I can send her an autographed copy of YOUR DESIRE. So many of y'all told me about special gifts, but Nicole, it was those hydrangeas that I thought were so neat!

Thanks everyone for blogging with me!

Dee
www.deesknight.com
dsknight@deesknight.com

Confessions of This Writer

So that bon-bon eating, dressed in silk robe and slippers image has been shattered for good when it comes to the daily life of this writer. Yes, then came DEADLINES! LOL! I never really thought that my writing career would be lilke that, but it amazes me that others think so. Sometimes, I feel like pulling them aside and say, "Honey, please! If only you knew..."

Writing is a wonderful escape from the full-time job, family that still doesn't understand the meaning of "MY" time and the normal insane demands of life! I lean on it, take my frustrations out on it and my characters end up doing some things the shy part of me would never do, but that's half the fun!

What's my routine? Prayering to avoid King Procrastination and Queen Blank Page. Yep. I'm not one of those writers that outlines. I believe every writer has a definite route of how they go about creating exciting tales of intrigue, desire and SEX! I'd say about 40% percent of my plotting is done in my head - explains all those migraines. LOL. And the other 60% is character controlled.

I'm interested to know...what's everyone's routine?

Anisa

Loving Gifties

I don’t know about you, but I’ve received some interesting gifts in my married life. When I was still living at home, my mom bought the gifts from both her and dad, but husbands don’t always understand about gifts.

Case in point. Years ago, hubby bought me a tweeter and woofer sound system for the computer. Great gift? Well, maybe. If we actually used the sound on the computer. I sure never did. He seemed so pleased I just smiled and said, “Thanks, Honey. Wow! How did you ever think of such an imaginative gift?” I really meant that last part.

Then there was the time he gave me a digital camera, printer, two extra memory cards, case—the whole works. This for a person who goes to once-in-a-lifetime events and always forgets to bring the camera. I unpacked boxes that have been in storage for two years and just found two of those throw-away cameras with unused pictures. Again, I smiled and said thanks.

Now he has given me great gifts before—like a Kitchen Aid mixer one year, and a big Baby Ruth candy bar, all nicely wrapped under the tree this last Christmas. But he’s certainly had his share of weird ideas.

One thing I know I’ll never get from him is flowers. He says they die and he doesn’t want me thinking of him while looking at drooping roses. I imagine “drooping” anything is bad for a man, lol.

In today’s drawing, I’ll be giving away an autographed print copy of Your Desire. That’s a book hubby and I wrote together. He thought of the concept and title, knowing of course that my only real desire is him.

So, give me an idea of some of your wacky gifts, or special gifts. Sometimes the smallest little things light up your whole life. What does that for you?

SEx ... Silver Expressions

SEx ... Silver Expressions

And the winner is...

TRACE! I've already emailed Trace--but just in case...oh, Trace...please contact me at darragha @ gmail.com (no spaces)! Thanks for playing with me yesterday, ladies! -- Darraghaaaaa :)

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Men Better Left as Fantasies

I'm talking about the guys in your past that are the stuff of fantasies now. The bad boyfriend with amazing *talents*, the wildly handsome bank guard that caused you to drain your bank account because you kept going in just to see him. Oh, yes...we know, don't we? The ones that got under our skin.

Obsession? Yep. Been there. That bank guard...he was real. Name was "Stu." He was a mixed race man o' pure beauty. Half African American/Half Asian. Oh, my Gods...he was so beautiful. At the time I was married to "Mr. Wrong" and I'll tell you...it was better for me to come home and take a "daydream" nap to have private thoughts about Stu than it was to be married to Mr. Wrong. My fantasy was much safer!

Oh, and Ryan. Ryan, Ryan, Ryan. Korean, adopted with 10 other kids and raised on a farm. Just sweet as pie. Showed interest in me when I was in my still-very-innocent phase in life. Loved him. Oh, how I loved him! Never went all the way with him. He had an amazing p*nis. To this day I've never seen one as perfect. Smooth, thick, tan. Oy. Ryan came out of the closet when dating me. Broke my heart.

And then there's Bill! The seductor. The lion tamer. The most brilliant foreplay and most disappointing actual intercourse came via Bill. He made me a woman to "Dark Side of the Moon" by Pink Floyd in February, 1982. To this day, my favorite sexual fantasy is of *what almost happened* with Bill and his brother. In my new novel (writing in progress, "The Mooncusser," I actually used a memory of a time with old Bill as the basis for the first love scene between the hero and heroine. Found a photo on the Net of Bill. He's older. Ummm...so am I. Haven't seen him since 1983. But here's the "essence" of the man who has inspired so many lovely writings...the things that man could do with his tongue! Oh, my!



I'll post prize information a bit later...Now...tell me about your "men better left as fantasies" -- Darragha

And the winner is ...

Congratulations to Jennifer, whose post on the time travel topic today earned her a chance in the drawing. She wins a download in her choice of format of AQUARIUS, the latest volume in the Liquid Silver Books Zodiac series. Please contact me via e-mail to claim your prize.

Nessie

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Heart of a Sorceress - excerpt

Thank you very much! Here's an excerpt from Heart of a Sorceress:

“Hello, Lara.” Sha’ul’s large frame filled the doorway. The torchlight glistened off his hair like sunlight off a raven’s wings. “May I come in?”

Lara blinked hard several times, not sure if this were a vision. She tried to sit up and found she couldn’t. Her body felt like a sack full of rocks and pain shot through her muscles with the slightest movement. “My lord.” Her voice squeaked out in a strained whisper as she realized she’d fallen asleep without her prescribed bath. To her mounting horror, she couldn’t even remember what she’d done with the pouch of crystals. “I…forgot…can’t move.” She felt the tears coming again and clenched her teeth in determination to fight them.

Sha’ul chuckled gently and approached the bed. He knelt down beside her and tenderly pushed her hair back off her face.

Lara caught sight of a small clay vial in his other hand.

“I thought as much,” he said. “It’s not everyday your stepmother gives birth. I realized after you left yesterday that this might happen.”

“Yesterday?” Her heart pounded even as relief swept through her. “I fell asleep soon after I got back here and visited Ariana. Oh, I promised her I’d see her again before bed. I only meant to rest for a minute.”

He nodded. The pad of his thumb brushed lovingly across her forehead. “Your first day of training must have been exciting and stressful both. Between the sword and Ariana and…” His voice trailed off.

Lara caught her breath at the reference to what had happened between them. His touch on her forehead began to stoke her desire in spite of the guilt churning within her. “I’ve already failed my vow, my lord. After only one day you had to come fetch me because I disobeyed you.” She avoided his gaze.

“That’s not how it is, Lara. I came here for several reasons of my own.”

She stole a glance at him, surprised to see the gentle smile curving his masculine lips. “You did?”

“Aye. The first was to pay my respects to the Lady Ariana. The second was that I couldn’t wait to see you.” The dark of his eyes smoldered a deeper shade of brown. “The third was to help you be able to move again.” He sighed. “So you see, sweetling you didn’t fail. Don’t be so hard on yourself. You’ve been through enough already.”

The endearment washed through her like a sensuous wave, as well as the reasons he’d enumerated for coming to Karan-ver. She cleared her throat, afraid her nervous voice would fail. “I’m sorry, my lord., but how will I be able to train today? I can’t even move.”

His smile widened, even though the color in his eyes continued to darken sensuously. “I can help you with that, Lara, that is, if I have your permission to touch you.”

She swallowed hard past the sudden lump in her throat. Her heart pumped madly. She nodded. “Aye, my lord,” she breathed, “you have my permission.”

He furrowed his brow. “I will need to touch you…familiarly.”

Lara stared up at him, wondering how much more familiarly he could touch her than he had yesterday.

“Not quite as familiarly as yesterday, but, well, you’ll need to undress.”

Her breath caught softly in her throat. Had he read her mind? Or were her thoughts so clearly readable on her face? She swallowed hard as he heart pumped fiercely. She nodded. “Aye, my lord.”

Sha’ul withdrew his hand from her forehead and set down the vial in his other hand. He moved to the foot of the bed and slipped off Lara’s boots, one by one. He looked at her. “Are you able to move enough to undo your trousers?”

She pulled her hands upward, but found them void of strength. “No, my lord.”

On his knees, Sha’ul maneuvered to the side of the bed. His large hands took hold of the corded belt and untied it. He stood and slipped his hands under the small of her back, pushing the trousers over her buttocks and hips before pulling them the rest of the way off by the legs.
Letting them drop to the floor, he kneeled by her once again. He undid the bow on her bodice, loosening the laces and with a hand on her back, gently lifted her and pulled the article off.
He let her back down carefully and looked at her, his eyes remaining fixed on hers. “I need to remove your garters and stockings,” he said quietly.

Lara swallowed hard. The garters and stockings were her only undergarment and the thought of his hands so close to her sex, his fingertips grazing her bare flesh sent up a throbbing in her core that both exhilarated and frightened her. “Alright,” she whispered.

Sha’ul pulled down the tails of her blouse, covering her to mid-thigh and reached underneath, his gaze fastened on hers.

Lara caught her breath as his warm fingertips grazed the flesh of her stomach, working open the ties of her garter belt. She heard the leather straps fall open and Sha’ul’s hands emerged. He pulled down her left stocking. The light material sliding down her skin along with his touch touched off waves of heat in her lower belly, down to her woman’s core, which ached for his caress. The same sensations and desires assaulted her when he removed her other stocking.
Now she lay nearly naked, except for the blouse. Sha’ul slipped his hands under her back again, helping her to ease over onto her stomach. Lara stared at the mud packed wall, which was all she could see. She couldn’t see Sha’ul, but she could feel his simmering energy close to her and hear his breathing, heavier, as if he were fighting for control.

Her ears tensed, listening to his sounds. He uncorked the vial he’d brought with him and poured some in his hands. She heard the quiet swoosh of palms rubbing together and then his hands, warm and strong, were slipping under her blouse and splaying over her bare skin. In slow, even circles, he rubbed he muscles, his fingertips easing away the soreness. Her muscles tingled pleasantly, from his expert touch or from the oily substance he’d put on his hands, she couldn’t tell; but the sweet aroma of herbs wafted to her nose and her body loosened and her eyelids fluttered closed.

The hem of her blouse played along the back of her thighs and gradually over her buttocks. She knew her bottom was now exposed to his view and her heart fluttered in her chest.

“What is that oil you’re using, my lord?” She needed to speak to ease the crashing of her heart and gut.

“Oil of dewberries,” came the murmured answer as his hands slid upward on her back, releasing the pain and tension. “A liniment you’ll be learning how to make before long.” His voice had taken on a velvety tinge.

“It has a beautiful smell.”

“Aye.” His large hands paused, palms down behind her shoulder blades. “Lara, do I have your permission to work on your…lower extremities.”

Her heart scrambled upward to her throat; or at least that’s what it felt like on the heels of his question. Almost as disturbing was how very much she wanted his hands all over her, exploring every fold and curve. She nodded. “Aye, my lord.”

Slowly, Sha’ul’s hands slid downward, past the small of her back, over the swells of her buttocks. Her breath hitched softly as he gently pushed the heels of his hands in and kneaded the flesh in tight circles, releasing the knots of tension. Pleasant waves of warmth shimmered through her bottom and into the slit between her thighs. His hands were only inches away from the hidden center.

Sha’ul worked the tightness out of her buttocks. He paused and Lara heard him pour a bit more of the dewberry oil into his hands, rub them together before the warm touch resumed on the back portion of her right upper thigh. He worked his way down her thigh to her calf and foot and back up. She suppressed a soft moan when his fingertips dappled over her sensitive inner thigh, moving dangerously close to the lips of her sex.

“Are you feeling better?” he asked. The tenor of his voice had grown husky and Lara swallowed hard.

“Aye, my lord. I can move again.”

He cleared his throat softly. “Good. I’m nearly done.” He moved his hands to her right leg and repeated the sensuously arousing process he’d done on her left.

In spite of her nervousness, Lara caught herself grinning like a satisfied cat.

Sha’ul lifted his hands off her leg and remained quietly kneeling by the bed. “I just have to do your arms when you’re ready.”

Her heart fluttered again. To massage the oil into her arms, he’d need to remove her blouse. “I’m ready,” she answered in a near whisper.

Sha’ul rose up and helped her to a sitting position before sitting down next to her. He picked up her left hand and rubbed it gently, his fingers still slick from the oil. “I’m glad this has helped you.” He looked at her, his eyes smoldering with obvious desire. “Unfortunately, my hands are too large to fit into your sleeve.”

Lara’s bottom lip trembled. “Unfortunate, my lord?”

A small, sideways grin teased at his lips. “Well, perhaps unfortunate is the wrong word.”

“May I ask you something, my lord?” She forced herself not to avoid his gaze, which caused her insides to melt.

He reached up and pushed a strand of her hair off her cheek. “Of course you may, Lara.”

She took a deep breath, shocked at the boldness she was about to exercise with her teacher. “Ariana told me that it…love…can be beautiful.” She felt her face cloud suddenly. “I would have had to serve Dogon, one of the queen’s ministers. Ariana saved me from that fate. He used to do terrible things to her. He…hurt her.” Ariana refused to tell Lara the details of what Dogon used to do to her, but she already knew because the day Dogon had come into the haram quarters and ripped off her gown, leering at her, he’d described in detail his wicked plans for her body on the night of her initiation as a bed-slave.

Sha’ul brushed his thumb across her cheek. “Praise to Galen that you and Ariana are both safe now.”

Lara nodded. His touch comforted her as much as it thrilled her and she savored the potent sensuality simmering between them. “Aye, my lord. I would have thought she’d fear intimacy, but she’s madly in love with my father and seems to have healed.”

He smiled gently, capturing her gaze. “I see that she is contented now. So, sweetling, what is your question?”

She swallowed past the lump forming in her throat. “I wanted to know if you feel the same as Ariana does.”

Sha’ul’s eyes darkened with a warm glow and his lids lowered, the long lashes forming a sensuous line across them. “Aye, Lara,” he whispered. “I do.” He leaned in toward her, sliding his fingers into her hair.

“I thought maybe…with you…I could heal…the same way.”

He gazed on her a moment longer. “I’m honored that you feel that way, Lara. I certainly want you to heal.”

“Then you would try?”

He smiled. “You told me yesterday you love me and I told you the same. The healing has already begun.” Cradling her head with his large hand, he slanted his mouth over hers in a tender kiss.

Lara’s eyes fluttered closed as his lips pressed against hers. His warm, musky scent mingled with the herb from the oil in an intoxicating blend. Her lips parted as her body weakened. Sha’ul’s tongue mated with hers, tasting her, stoking the already white-hot blaze in her loins.
After several moments, he lifted his face from their kiss and gazed down at her. “You’re enchanting, Lara,” he whispered in a husky tone.

Heat infused her cheeks and she looked down. “Thank you, my lord.”

“Now, I want you to be able to move your arms again.”

She glanced back up. “So do I.”

Sha’ul took hold of the hem of her blouse. “Lean forward,” he told her.

She obeyed and he slipped the blouse over her head, down the length of her arms until it was completely off. Her blush deepened as Sha’ul’s gaze roved from her face, over her breasts and stomach, to the vee between her thighs with its light curls.

His face darkened visibly from appreciation and desire. “By the gods, Lara, you are absolutely exquisite,” he murmured.

“Thank you, my lord.”

Reaching out, Sha’ul brushed his fingertips along her jaw, down her throat and across her chest. As he had the day before, he cupped her breast tenderly, this time, directly on her bare skin, brushing his thumb across her almond colored nipple. The soft tip pebbled immediately under his touch and Lara moaned softly, her eyes fluttering closed.

In the next moment, she felt Sha’ul’s lips pressing against hers again and parted them to let his tongue plunder her mouth with mounting urgency. Her fingertips stole up to his cheek, brushing across the masculine skin. Though he was clean-shaven, she could feel the rugged whiskers of a heavy beard.

Emboldened, Lara reached around and pulled the leather tie from Sha’ul’s hair. The silky tresses spilled over his shoulders. She let it slip between her fingers, to the ends, which reached the middle of his broad back.

Sha’ul pulled away from their kiss and pulled off his jerkin and shirt. Lara’s gaze went immediately to his bare chest, perusing each hillock and sculpted line, to the small dark nipples and swirls of silky black hair, a line of which trailed down the center of his taught stomach and disappeared below the belt of his trousers. He chuckled softly. “It appears as if the appreciation is mutual.”

She nodded, looking down. “It is, my lord,” she murmured.

“Good,” he answered. “That’s the way it should be.” He turned and pulled off his boots and then undid the belt of his trousers.

Lara stared as he pulled them off, revealing his powerful legs, dusted with dark hair, and his buttocks, round orbs of hard muscle.

He turned back to her, giving her her first view of the intimate part of his anatomy, already fully erect. Her gaze was trapped by the thick shaft of purplish skin and veins, springing from a nest of dark hair. In spite of the fate she’d nearly met as a bed-slave in the palace, she’d not yet seen a naked man up close.

“Touch me, if you want to.” Sha’ul’s voice was a tight whisper. “Whatever you want, Lara. I’m yours.”

His invitation caused a trail of fire through her belly into her core. Gingerly, she reached out, splaying the fingertips of one hand on his chest. Her hand looked so small against the bulge of muscle, which quivered under her touch. His skin was warm and his breathing rose and fell raggedly under her palm. The pad of her index finger grazed his nipple. The skin was smoother and tightened when she rubbed across it.

Sha’ul moaned softly in his throat as she ventured back across his chest, feeling the etched definitions of the muscles, honed and strengthened from years of disciplined training and fighting with heavy broadswords.

Her fingertips grazed lightly down his abdominal muscles, savoring each warm inch of taut flesh. She heard Sha’ul’s breath catch softly as her hand drew closer to his erection, hard and pulsing.
“Don’t stop, Lara,” he whispered.

Fish out of water, or: What is it that draws us to a time travel story?

You're going to get two bloggers today. Two for the price of one: the Hart sisters!


Since my latest release (Heart of a Soldier) is a time travel story, I decided to blog today about the appeal of the time travel. Since reading Mark Twain's A Connecticut Yankee in King Author's Court as a teen, I've loved the "fish out of water" element of a time travel story. If you're new to time travels, by all means read Twain's book. It's his best as far as I'm concerned.

H.G. Wells's The Time Machine, of course, was early science fiction. As entertaining as it was, it didn't compare to later variations of the theme. I loved the movies Final Countdown, Time Rider, Terminator, Somewhere in Time, Timeline, Back to the Future, and most recently, Kate and Leopold. With the exception of Twelve Monkeys, I've loved every cinematic variation on time-travel I've seen.

I'm even a fan of TV time travel (Time Tunnel, Voyagers, Quantum Leap).

Books that have entertained me with time travel romance include Legend by Jude Devereau and Timeless Passion by Constance O'Day Flannery. The strongest time travel romance I've read, however, was written by a man and remains my favorite time travel novel: Lightning by Dean Koontz.

So my blog question for you today is:

What is your favorite time travel story?
Everyone who comments (other than LSB personnel, who are ineligible) will be entered into a drawing for a free download of AQUARIUS, the latest in the Zodiac series from Liquid Silver Books! I'll be drawing at 9:00 PM EST.

Vanessa Hart

Morning After ... Vanessa Hart & Vivian Hart

Winner of Sasha White's Contest!

Robin49 please contact Sasha White at Sasha@SashaWhite.net to claim your copy of her e-book THE DEVIL INSIDE. Congratulations on winning the drawing!

Nessie, on behalf of Sasha

Monday, January 23, 2006

What makes a Hero?

HI All,

Sorry I'm late, kitty emergency. She's okay, and no, for those of you who know me well, I didn't hurt her with my playful torturing...I saved her from herself!!

Thanks, Vesperia!!

Moving on... I have to say... it was a little hard trying to come up with something to talk about after Dakota's gossip column. That woman sure has talent doesn't she?

I'm not going to rely on talent to keep you interested...nope. I'm gonna pick a topic that I think wuill get you all smiling on a Monday morning.

Fireman+ScottHero's.

I want to know what you think makes a hero? It can't just be that he's the male lead in a story. In my opinion there has to be more to it than that. In some stories he's a rescuer...you know, the cop, the Navy SEAL, the Fireman. He's a resuer of all peopel and we all fall for him, the true Hero.

realcowboyhunkWhat about the Cowboy?

He's a great hero too. We all love a man that loves his horse. Even My mom in now a HUGE Viggo fan because she found out he liked the horse he rode in Hidalgo so much that he bought it. What is it about a man who loves his horse? (Or dog ) It makes us think he's got a soft spot somewhere in side, even if he's a bad guy. Does any one remember Johanna Lindsay's novel Angel? That was the first cowboy I fell for, and he was gunslinger. The original Bad Boy.

When you read a novel, does the cover picture of the hero get you daydreaming? Or is ithe words inside? The description the charcaterization? What really makes him a hero? His looks? Or His acts?

desk01_1024Has anyone seen Four Brothers? The misfits of society that one woman raised on her own? They're not nice guys...but I fell for each of them, because of the love they showed thier mother. They did some not so nice things, but I cheered them on. Now, Is that becasue it was a good story? Or good characterization? Or just cuz I think Marky Marky is Hot?

I think ultimatley , a hero is the man we fall for. He saves us from giving up on happily ever after, and he saves us from boredom. But for him to do that, he has to be engaging. He could be a dentist, saving people from rotten teeth, or an anti social, growly artist with a scarred face . . . .It's his actions that make the heroine fall for him...and it must be believable when she does fall for him...or I as a reader, won't.

What about you? What do you think makes a hero? What makes you fallfor him?

Morning bloggers

Sasha's running a little late this morning, so Tina asked me to come entertain you. I've got my star charts, my tea leaves, and my crystal ball all warmed up and ready...so, what do you want to know?

Vesperia

Sunday, January 22, 2006

And the winner is. . .

Elizabeth, with this comment for identification purposes :)

Hey Dakota
First, you get a song stuck in my head (fly me to the moon, great turn of phrase blog me to the moon). Then, you just gotta go that one step further huh? Not content with the song, you gotta make me roll around on the floor and get covered in dog hair. Satsified now? Or is there something else yet to come? *squinting suspiciously*. Seriously (nah, who wants to b serious?) that was hilarious. I especially like the dick, rod and peter. *chuckle*
Elizabeth
www.elizabethsreviews.blogspot.com

She wins a Godiva Chocolate gift certificate and an unedited ARC of my upcoming release from LSB, Whose Bride Is She Anyway?

E-mail me, sweets at Dakota@dakotacassidy.com for the boo-tay!

YAY, Elizabeth--thanks to ALL who popped in!

Dakota :)

Got Wood?

Again, 'tis I, intrepid seeker of all things secret, Dakota Cassidy. Here with yet another bunch of naughty secrets to thrill, chill, delight and amaze you. Well, maybe you'll just be freaked out, but I take what I can get. LOL

Hoookay, so today we touch on a topic that is rather sensitive. However, seeing as I ain't the sensitive type, I'm just gonna hit y'all upside the head with it.

Oh, and remember DO NOT consider this a PROMO of any kind. Our old rules still apply. I will not, won't ever, wouldn't dream of telling you that LSB has some superb books and authors. I couldn't sleep at night if I thought you believed I'd hock someone's wares all out in public like that. It's blatant and if you know me, you'll know I am the sole of discretion...

(shut up, Michelle!) Ahem...

I'll also have you know, that I had to dig DEEP for this stuff. I mean, I'm bone weary. These LSB broads know how to make ya sweat and I don't just mean in a naughty love scene. Of course I don't mean that. That would be PROMO and it's not allowed on my watch. I'll take your gratitude in the form of checks made payable to THE DAKOTA NEEDS A NEW TIARA FUND. LOL

Okay, today's topic is -- Got Wood?

Lawd, did I get more than just some wood :)

Here's the skinny, I asked all of the authors of LSB to tell me if they'd ever had a past boyfriend or even if their hubbies and significant others, had a pet name for their pistols of passion.

Yes, I mean their procreators. Their weapons of mass destruction. Their PACKAGES. All men do, or at least most men do. They're terribly fond of the southern locales on their bodies. It only stands to reason that the island in tropical nether parts should have a name, yes? Of course it should. Any real man will tell you that.

I know, I know, you're all just chomping at the bit to know what I know, aren't you? Good gravy, did I have to dig for this stuff. If you only knew what I go through month after month. I think I broke a nail getting the scoop this time...

So, I've got lot's of names for a guys business when I write. I call it the meat whistle, the mighty fuck stick, the love gun, mini-me, magic Johnson, woody, the bologna pony, all sorts of stuff when my characters engage in dialogue. However, I had absolutely NO IDEA that the fine ladies of LSB and their DH's were so sordid, naughty, innovative. Well, there are some ex boyfriends in there too, but who am I to squabble?

We begin with author, Tracy Sharp--she wrote a book, but I simply cannot share with you the name of it, Cuz that would be PROMO. RepochickbluesRepochickblues. Tracy had a boyfriend and he liked to pretend he was French. Oui, oui, he did. He called his little buddy, Henri and he did it with a French accent. When she revealed this steamy morsel, I think I snorted Pepsi out of my nose. LOLLOL. Croissants, anyone?

Now, Darragha Foster says that she's encountered various ways one would choose to portray their little guy. "Who's your friend" and "Honking big one" was the turn of phrase, I believe. It makes you wonder just who your friends are, eh? In her novella (notapromonotapromo), for instance, she calls it a popsicle, tasty freeze and stalagmite. I think that book is called Cold Hard Kash, but I wouldn't know because this isn't a PROMO. LOLLOL

Rae Morgan's hubby has a veeerrry distinct name for it. He calls it the Purple Penis of Pleasure. Do you think it really is purple? I'm not sure I'm a believer. Seeing is believing, wouldn't you agree? Talk about your color wheel of life gone awry, huh? Do you think her heroes in her books, like the 4th Coven of the Wolf book that will be in the Zodiac Pisces, due out on Feb. 20th with another author Sherrill Quinn, use that term? Hmmmmmmmmm. I can't say for sure because this IS NOT A PROMO.

Sorry, I got a little zealous there. Phew.

Robin Danner has a friend whose name is Ben. Sigh...yes, indeed, you guessed it, he calls it Little Benji. Robin, a fine author of a book I refuse to promote (Vixen Virgens with Beth Williamson) wondered why he doesn't call it BIG BEN. Maybe he's modest? LOLLOL.

Speaking of Beth Williamson, she had someone in her life that simply called his nether friend, Candy. Like the Whoppers, ya think? Nooooo, indeed not. What he meant was "Want some candy, little girl?". Oy, vay even. Where are men like that when you need a good giggle?

Tiffany Aaron Sacks her Quarterback (notapromonotapromo) with the words pickle and Johnson. I think magic and Johnson go better together, don't you? Who am I to tell you what to call your er, friends...

Tina Holland says that her entire family has a name for their little buddies. Inadvertently, a rather odd trend began in her family. Her mother is married to a Dick, her sister is married to a Rod and her cousin is married to a Peter. This -- well, THIS speaks therapy in a very LOUD volume, yes? LOL

Let's see...who's left? Oh, I know. The diva of all diva's, troublemaker divine, Michelle Hoppe. I just shook my head when I read about her garage escapades and a thing called bemis. Don't ask, because again, I have nothing left. Something about being four years old and a you show me yours and I'll show you mine kinda deal.

Yeah, everybody say it with me -- riiiiiiiiight. LOLLOL

This concludes my dirt seeking mission for this month. The fine authors of LSB have left me weary. I'm spent from digging up the naughtiest of naughty for you and now, I really gotta get a massage and a manicure, cuz when I dug for the dirt, Michelle broke my nail. LOLLOL

Please enter the contest--all ya gotta do is sign your name to the blog and check back later tonight for the winner. E-mail me and I'll send you your boo-tay. That's it! Know what you'll win? I can't tell you ALL of the surprise -- *GodivachocolatesGodivachocolates*, but I promise, you won't be disappointed.

So do say hello to us and by all means, if you have a special name that you'd like to share--I'd LOVE to hear it!

Until next time -- This is Dakota Cassidy with all the dirt on some of erotica's hottest authors (some still under her nails) at Liquid Silver Books!

Saturday, January 21, 2006

My Confession Winner

Morning. Just quietly sneaking in to announce yesterday's winner of Scorpio. It's the self-confessed contest junky Mahaira who won a download of the story. Email me at jenna@jennahoward.com and I'll send you a copy.

Happy Sunday.

Jenna Howard
Dare to love...passionately.
Website | Afterthoughts Blog
Indulge Authors | Indulgence Blog

My Confession

Wait. Did you hear that? That was a New Year's Resolution disintegrating. Twenty-one days into the new year. That's got to be a record with me.

See, I have a teeny, tiny problem. My name is Jenna and I'm a Blog Crack Addict Whore. At the beginning it didn't seem like an addiction. I visited the blogs of my friends. My circle of reading was contained. And then...I branched out.

Big mistake. Huge mistake.

For once you go out there, you're in dangerous. There are treacherous blogs out there, my friends. Treacherous blogs! Blogs of excellent writing. Funny blogs. Thoughtful blogs. Smart blogs. Drunken singles blogs. There are blogs to be read. To be read!!! And then come the comments. Ahhh the comments. Once you comment, they've sucked you in. Suck. You. In. Because then you have to go back to read the response to your comment. And so begins the cycle.

The cycle of not writing. And that's the problem. I wasn't writing. Oh I tried but before long I'd be bloggin' forgetting about my gun-totting heroes who just want to bag the babe and the babe who just wanted to be bagged and the villain who needed to die. This was not good. Not good at all. And so I needed to get tough. I needed discipline. (pounds fist into other palm)

I sought advice that wasn't needed. The answer was simple: don't blog. Pardon me - laughter in my head. I dropped out of publisher blogging (it's going well...dontcha think?), I removed comments from my blog (for one weekend. Heck, it might have been one day.) and I cut down to 3 days a week on my own blog (that's going okay...so far.) The problem with not blogging is that I need to do something with all my spare time. Once the blogging euphoria faded, I looked around and realized my place was a pit so I cleaned. I. Cleaned. Let's just say that again: I cleaned. I'm still cleaning. I've organized the cupboard under my kitchen sink and bathroom sink. I've. Organized. Let's say that again: I've organized. Did you know my carpet was beige? Beige!

But no amount of bleach fumes can remove the need to blog. So...here I am. Falling of the blog wagon. Sigh.

But my intervention has one positive side effect. I'm writing. I. Am. Writing!! My business card is no longer a lie. Now I just have to finish what I'm writing and submit to my editors so they don't forget who I am. *cough* (waves to editors)

Sigh. I'm still bummed about not having discipline. It seems like such a cool thing to put on a resume. Jenna Howard Disciplined Writer sounds so much better than Jenna Howard Blog Crack Addict Whore.

To celebrate my falling off my blog intervention, I'm giving away a copy of Scorpio with my story Midnight Hour and Deanna Lee's She Was a Showgirl. Hurrah! Say it with me "Free book, free book!" I'll have to announce the winner tomorrow as I have my friend's daughter's birthday party tonight. Double digits - highly important you know.

You'll see me soon on A&E's Intervention: Confessions of a Blog Crack Addict Whore. It will be emotional. Everyone shall weep copious amounts of tears. It will win best reality show episode. Vin Diesel will say "Dang...that woman is grr sexy." and hunt for me and I will fulfill my dream of going to Jamaica on someone else's buck. I have big dreams. Big dreams! Oh, yeah, and finish a story for LSB. Very important. Thanks for letting me fall of the wagon, Tina. Whoo! Yeah for fallen resolutions. Whoo!

Jenna Howard
Dare to love...passionately.
Website | Afterthoughts Blog
Indulge Authors | Indulgence Blog

Yesterday's Winner

The winner of a free book download, mine or any LSB book, from yesterday's Sex and the City drawing is Miki. I have no e-mail address for you, Miki, so hope you see this post and contact me at bondav40@yahoo.com.
Have a great day, everyone.

Friday, January 20, 2006

Who are you?


We feel especially strongly about characters we closely identify with in stories. That’s what makes their journey so dear to our hearts. I’m taking the easy route in my blog today with a simple quiz you may have seen before: What Sex and the City woman do you identify with the most and why? You can also share which one is your favorite if you like, but this ‘test’ is mainly to find out which personality type matches you most closely. I hope a lot of you are viewers of this show but even if you’re not, you can still participate. Here’s a thumbnail sketch of each of the girls:

Carrie is the central character and the glue that holds the four friends together. She is a sex columnist with a bright, bubbly, often ditzy personality. Under her quick sense of humor is a vulnerable, self-doubting person. She is neurotic in her intense scrutiny of her own and others’ motivations. She’s an eccentric dresser and loves shoes.

Charlotte, the idealist, wants a traditional husband, home and children that will fit into her Better Homes and Gardens dream of what life should be. She is the person in the group most likely to display good manners and worry about society’s perception of her. She comes across prim and proper but can be as promiscuous as the rest of the girls.

Miranda is a workaholic lawyer. She is sharp-tongued, brittle and often rudely honest. But her controlling behavior and toughness protect a person afraid to love and be hurt. She is an extremely loyal friend.

Samantha is sex personified. She is brash, opinionated and determined to have what she wants whenever she wants it. Self-indulgence is a way of life for her and she believes she can escape commitment indefinitely. Samantha only rarely shows self-doubt, but, like the others, has her insecurities.

I’m hands-down Miranda, especially the rudely honest part which I’ve had to learn to curb. She is a pragmatist and so am I. She tends to be negative. I am less so, but do get impatient with what I consider peoples’ stupid behavior. Working from a center of logic instead of heart doesn’t make you the most warm, nurturing person in the world. When my daughters and I played the game, they shouted ‘Miranda’ in unison at me when my turn came. They know me well.

As for which character I like the most, I will pick the one few people do—Charlotte. Although she starts out the series with an overly idealized view of life, in the latter half of the final season she goes through some wonderful changes. I love her story and the different but much more “real” home she eventually creates.

Now you. Which Sex and the City girl are you? Winner of the drawing may choose from any e-book release at Liquid Silver Books or any of my current releases .

Thursday, January 19, 2006

I'm totally jazzed to see this movie?


Am I the only on jazzed to see this movie this weekend? Whoo hooo, I love kick-ass woman, in books and movies. Am I the only one?

What's an authors voice?

What is an authors voice?

How many times have we heard people in the publishing industry talk about how they love an author’s voice? Or readers talk about how much they love a certain authors writing. For the longest time, I didn’t understand what that meant. Even as reader, don't you find an author you simply love, and you're not sure why? It's probably their voice you love.

Now, ten books later, I’ve learned to honor my voice… but the question is… what actually IS an authors writing voice?

Webster's Dictionary has 5 different definitions of voice...

Main Entry: voice

1 sound produced by vertebrates by means of lungs, larynx
2 a sound resembling or suggesting vocal utterance
3 an instrument or medium of expression
4 wish, choice, or opinion openly or formally expressed
5 distinction of form or a system of inflections of a verb to indicate the relation of the subject of the verb to the action which the verb expresses

Wow, that’s a lot to swallow. Can I break that down?

Simply put, I believe an authors voice is THEM; how they think, how they feel, and how those emotions are weaved into their writing. I think this is probably why most of us authors are so insecure once we put our work out there for review, because, deep down, that book, is about us, and written with our voice and our emotions. It’s a little piece of us.

I remember my first re-write letter. It was six pages long. I scoured through it, underlined, bolded, tried to wrap my head around how I was going to change the book to please and satisfy the editor and give the publishing industry what I thought it wanted. After much musing, I found, there were just things about my book I didn’t want to change; things I considered… my voice, so I didn’t. I changed what I could and sent a letter explain why I wasn’t changing the remaining. It worked fine.

So who's your favorite author voice and why? What is it about their books you love so much?

Here I am... stand by guys, prepared to be blogged...

Where O' Where, has Rae gone...

I'm not catching a break this month! LOL. You think the authors are picketting some where? Am I over working them? I gave them bread and water so I don't know what the deal is...

Anyway, here's something fun for you to do today.

Follow this link

The Advertising Slogan Generator

Put your name in the box and get your personal slogan!

Post it here for all to see, they are hilarious!


What's mine?

You Can't Top a Tina.

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Okay...


Okay, I’ve been tossing up about what to tell you during this particular blogging session.

In case you haven’t noticed, while I tend to have a ridiculously comical life, I am naturally a more sedate person. When given the choice between going out partying and reading a good book in the cool quiet of air-conditioning, I will choose the book and the air-con every time!

So in keeping with my tendency toward honesty, I decided that instead of writing a flippant, funny recount of my recent experience of struggling back into my clothes as the children came bounding up the stairs…I would spill my guts.

So here it is. I’m thirty-three years old in March. I had my first child at eighteen…that’s right, pregnant at seventeen, baby at eighteen. Since then, I have finished high school, gotten a Bachelor of Education, finished my Masters in Education and have taught high school for nine years. Simultaneously I was raising my son, falling in love with my current husband, incubating and producing the second munchkin.

Phew!

So is it any wonder that for the last fourteen years I have not really had time to indulge my more feminine side, to pay close attention to my looks or even to really care about anything other than what I was doing at the time?

At thirty-three, I’ve just begun to get the time. I’m exploring fashion magazines, getting makeovers and only yesterday got my first ever set of fake nails. They’re great, French tipped to look natural, short enough with which to type but longer than my own garden-ravaged nails have ever become. So right at the moment…I’m LOVING being female!

The question is…where to draw the line. While getting my nails done yesterday I was exploring a magazine on plastic surgery…boob jobs to be more specific. Now this has been an issue in my mind for a while now. I’ve found a good surgeon, I’ve saved the money for the surgery and I’ve even garnered support from my beloved man…and still I’ve been holding off. Why? Because I wanted to be sure of my reasons. And now I am.

I want a chance at what I never had. I want to have the chance to revel in my body the way it was put together before the first baby. I want to look at myself in the mirror and be as proud of what’s on the outside as what’s on the inside. That’s why I go to the gym, eat healthy, go to the dentist and the hairdresser right? So why not?

What do you think? Am I right…or am I right?

Rebecca Williams
www.rebeccawilliams.com

Winners...

Annalisa and Elizabeth!
Email me at paige.burns @ gmail.com and I'll get you your prizes!
Thanks for playing w/ me today!

Paige
www.paigeburns.com
www.paigeburns.blogspot.com

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

AQUARIUS: POLAR OPPOSITES - excerpt

AQUARIUS: POLAR OPPOSTIES
(C) 2005 Paige Burns



“Follow me,” Aries grabbed his hand again and pulled him through a door to the back of the garage.

With his long strides, it wasn’t long before she was no longer pulling him and he was walking next to her. He was reluctant to let go of her hand, relishing the vibrations her touch sent through his body. There was no way he was going to indulge his inner urges for her, that would be career suicide, but he was loath to break her spell. All too soon he would be back to business.
She led him to a large cottage, offset from the rest of the buildings he’d seen so far, and opened the unlocked door. Sweeping her arms grandly, she ushered him in the vast great room.

“Ta da,” she sang, as she clicked on a light switch.

Warm light illuminated an open, airy living room with a homey feel. A huge fireplace encased in the same cultured stone he’d seen on the main house dominated the room. Deep brown wood floors led to a hallway on the left and an open, airy gourmet kitchen on the right. Floor-to-ceiling windows flanked either side of the fireplace, highlighting the view of the city in the distance.

Lance strode to the windows as he took in the simplicity of the decorations and the warmth the cottage exuded.

“It’s beautiful, isn’t it?” Aries whispered from beside him as she laced her fingers in his. “I get the same view from my studio and it’s one of my favorite places to be on a clear night.”

He turned to her, seeing the bliss on her features as she took in the city view. For all he’d done and seen in his life, right now, this was one of his favorite places. Standing here watching unadulterated joy flicker over her face at such a simple thing.

Turning, she looked up at him, spreading some of her pleasure to his jaded heart and making it beat a little faster. Her eyes widened a bit and he wondered if his gaze was as predatory as he felt.

He didn’t know what he expected, but seeing the delight in her eyes give way to heat brought his cock to attention.

Her lips parted in anticipation and her green eyes dilated with passion, turning a darker shade of jade.

All he wanted was a simple taste of her, just a nip to quench the thirst he’d been feeling for her from the moment he’d seen her scanning the airport crowd. He bent his head with care, giving her every chance to step away, to say no.

She lunged forward, closing the gap and greedily pressed her lips to his, circling his neck with her arms, dragging her body up his tall frame so that he had to hold her ass as she looped her legs around his waist.

Before he could think to respond and press her tightly against him, she jumped down, her hands trailing fire down his chest until she took a step back and flashed him a mischievous smile.

“This is going to be so much fun,” she gasped with a little laugh, then turned and practically skipped out the front door.

“Yeah,” he moaned, mentally kicking himself in the ass at his lapse in judgment. “Fun as hell.”

Meet Aries Culbert...


Aries Culbert, age 27. She's an artist living in a family filled with computer genius', so she "gets" Lance. She's not about to let her free spirit be overruled by Lance's lack of seeing things "grey". She's excellent at any artistic medium, but right now is working for her father at his video game company, Kick Ass Games, as Art Director. Lance doesn't know it, but she's in charge of the graphics for his video game, Hell's Gate. She might be diminutive in size compared to Lance, but she's about to Kick his Ass, Aries style!

I love Aries. She's a fighter, pretty much an exotic fruit living among Red Delicious apples. She lives life to the fullest and with open arms, embracing both the good and bad in life and learning from both. She also gets what she wants, not in a spoiled rich girl way, but because she sets her mind to it and won't take no for an answer.

Whooo, boy, is Lance in trouble!

RESCUE ME - Blurb

When Michelle "Mick" Martin finds herself in need of an emergency flight to Miami, it’s pilot Jack Cooper to the rescue. That is until he finds out the "emergency" summoning her home is her mother’s sick dog. Pegging her as a spoiled rich girl, Cooper is more than irritated, but agrees to make the flight. After all, her money is as good as anyone’s. Then the unthinkable happens and the plane goes down on a remote island and the unlikely pair find themselves stranded until help can arrive.

The attraction, sometimes mixed with irritation on both sides, begins to build and eventually sizzles to the boiling point as Mick and Jack find themselves unable to resist temptation. Alone on the island they find pleasure and passion unlike any they have known before. But is it enough to build a real relationship on, or is it just a physical attraction unleashed because of their circumstances?

This is a great book! Go to LSB to get your copy today!!!

AQUARIUS: A LICK AND A PROMISE - excerpt

AQUARIUS: A LICK AND A PROMISE
VANESSA HART (C) 2005


“I thought we were going to be just friends.” Even as Ethan said the words, his fingers traced the contours of her face. He drew a path to her mouth, then covered it with his lips. “I never meant to take advantage of you, of this--”

“I took advantage of you. You were asleep in your own room, minding your own business, when I attacked you.”

Laughter rumbled from deep within his chest. “That’s what you think.”

“Huh?”

“I’ve been having improper thoughts about you ever since you moved in, Lisa.”

Yes! He wasn’t immune to her. She trembled in an effort to contain her excitement. She was about to take another risk, perhaps the biggest one yet. “I have to ask you something.”

“What?”

“Was this just for tonight?”

He shook his head, then covered her mouth in a long, gentle kiss. “God, I hope not.”

www.vanessahart.com

Meet Lance Cullen...

Okay, here's some meat for you gals.
And by meat I don't mean the hunk Lance, just some tidbit's about my story.


Lance Cullen, 32 yrs old. Video Game Designer.
Lance is on the cusp of achieving professional
success. He built his business back up from the rubble
left by his deceitful ex-partner. He’s focused on his
newest game and thrives on living in a black and white
world. When he meets a “hocus-pocus” woman who
gives him an astrological reading, Lance’s black and
white world turns all shades of grey. Will this Aquarius
have to sacrifice success to accept the love of the
woman he didn’t know he was waiting for?


Lance is a hero near and dear to my heart.
Video games are a staple in my house filled with testosterone,
(two boys and the hubby) so I was influenced by that.
But I'm also partial to a hunky geek as I've got one for a DH.

Anything else you want to know about Lance?

RESCUE ME...

Jane Marshall's debut Liquid Silver book

RESCUE ME

also came out yesterday.

I'm hoping she'll be able to stop by today,
but she's a busy lady, working on her Ph.D. and teaching at TWO colleges.

Here's the awesome cover done by our Art Director, April Martinez.


Click the cover to get your copy today!

I'll post the blurb a little later. I'm good at stringing you guys along. :)

IT’S IN THE STARS!

Paige: Vanessa is actually out of “computer range” today,
so I’ll be posting stuff and answering questions as they arise.




Vanessa Hart: Good morning! Vanessa Hart here. I am so excited about last night’s release of AQUARIUS in the LSB zodiac series. Paige Burns and I had fun writing our stories, didn’t we, Paige?

Paige Burns : I had a blast!

Vanessa: One character appears in both stories, an astrologist named Jo. She’s the aunt of my heroine in A LICK AND A PROMISE, and a seatmate during a flight to Paige’s hero in POLAR OPPOSITES. She’s based on a real person, whose identity I can’t reveal because she’s asked to remain anonymous. But the real Jo is trained and certified to give astrological readings, doing so professionally for two decades now. I gave Paige a brief description and she ran with it, nailing the character with eerie accuracy.

Paige: LOL. Somehow when I heard her name, Jo Nell, I just saw this older woman in tip-top shape and I got her attitude and her outlook on life and you’re right, I ran.

Vanessa: I’m not sure I believe that planetary alignment influences our world, but I confess I put off new projects during a lunar void. My husband and I applied for our marriage license on the new moon (for beginnings) and married on the full moon (for passion. Oh, yes!). So far our marriage has been a happy and successful one. But I’m not a slave to my zodiac sign. How about you, Paige?

Paige: I know I’m a Cancer and that’s pretty much about it. I had to do a lot of research to get the characteristics of my hero, Lance and the heroine, Aries. Moons and rising suns just fly right over my head.

Vanessa: So you tell us. Do you find yourself consulting the horoscope page in the daily newspaper? Is your Internet homepage populated with your astrological sign and daily horoscope? Do you avoid signing contracts when Mercury is in retrograde? How much is your daily life influenced by astrology?

Two winners will be picked today! One will receive a download of AQUARIUS and the other a download of Vanessa’s anthology, AIN’T YOUR MAMA’S BEDTIME STORIES.


Be sure and check back throughout the day.
I’ll be posting pictures, short excerpts, and just chatting in general.

Monday, January 16, 2006

Morning After ... Vanessa Hart, Paige Burns, and Jane Marshall


Welcome to the inaugral edition of

Morning After

Today you'll hear from Vanessa Hart and Paige Burns
talk about their new release, the latest in the Zodiac Series

Aquarius: A Lick and A Promise

and
Aquarius: Polar Opposites

Plus, you'll hear from debut author, Jane Marshall
and her release

Rescue Me

Be sure and check back throughout the day for
tons and tons of info, pics, excerpts
and, of course, PRIZES!

SEx ... Silver Expressions

SEx ... Silver Expressions

Boy, am I in trouble!!! I hope Tina will forgive me. It's my blog day, and I just got my computer fixed, everything backed up, etc. I am SOOOO sorry I'm late.

Well, I'm not sure what to talk about, but I recently returned from a vacation in Florida. We were in Cocoa Beach, but it felt like Margaritaville. My dh and I were complete slugs. We sat on the balcony, watched the waves and surfers, drank too much, and read many books. I saw a T-shirt I wanted to buy, but it was so damn big, I'd be swimming in it. Anyway, it said, "Cocoa Beach. A quaint drinking village with a fishing problem." LOL. Well, I haven't had anything to drink since our last day there, and my stomach is still recovering with the help of Zantac. Ugh. Why do I do this to myself? Don't worry. It's only on vacations that I'm a girl gone wild. Must be making up for all those college vacations when I had to work all summer.

So, what did I read? Lots of things, beginning with Lacey Alexander's Key West (Yowza! Talk about hot!) and on the plane home I was reading Dan Brown's Angels and Demons. A bit of a range there. But I love to read as much as write, and I was very lucky I had the time to do a lot of it. The only writing I did was to rewrite, improve and expand "Sensation of the Seas." I just submitted it to Raven today. Cross your fingers for me!

Cyndi

Anyway

Sunday, January 15, 2006

And the winner is...



Well, before I announce the winner of a copy of The Zodiac Series GEMINI with stories by moi (Shara Lanel) and MacKenzie Reed, I promised you that I'd try to dig up some sexy men pics. Well, here's two men in one pic. The guys from the WB show Supernatural. Maybe a bit young, but so hot!

Okay, onto announcing the winner...thanks to everyone who posted today about the best way to do nothing! The winner is...

TAMARA!

Congrats, Tamara! All you need to do is send me an e at sharalanel @ comcast.net (w/o the spaces) and tell me what format you prefer, and I'll email you a copy of GEMINI asap.

Shara
www.sharalanel.com

How to get NOTHING done!

Why is it that when I most need to get something done, I go off on these mental tangeants?

Like last night--when I needed to get to work on the latest issue of my newsletter, Shara's E Zone, and write the free Just for Sizzle story that goes along with it--why at midnight was I sitting on the floor happily pouring through my books on magical herbs?

All these things to do before I go to bed--like write this blog--and I've pulled out a stack of books for reading!

And why--when I'm supposed to be dieting--does my friend show up on my doorstep with a bag full of Williamsburg cookies? (You know who you are!) But damn those cookies are good! And I have no freakin' willpower.

So why--when I have a blog, a newsletter and a short story needing to come out on the same day--do I wait until the last second to write them? Does anyone else have this last-second-itis? And usually the moment I settle on my chaise with the laptop fired up and the flash drive loaded, that's when my accident-prone dog suddenly decides she must go outside or else. Yeah, I know what the or else is. Or my dh will suddenly want to talk or my child will want me to play Sega. (And while I'm asking all these "why" questions do I continue to drown on Level 4?)

(It's now 3am EST, so I apologize if this makes no sense...)
Today though, if you take the time to post your best way to get NOTHING done, then you can win a copy of The Zodiac Series GEMINI. Knowing how to get nothing done is an amazingly useful skill, so I hope we all learn something here today.

At 2 am I managed to post the current issue of Shara's E Zone which, sometime today, will include the FREE Just for Sizzle story. And, sometime today, I promise to get my new giveaway up on my News Page. All of this can be found at http://www.sharalanel.com/.

Once I wake up and have coffee, I'll come on back and chat with you, and maybe I can dig up a sexy hunk picture or two. Now I'm off to catch some zzzzz's...

Shara

The Answers...

Here are the answers...


  • Everyday, 200 million couples around the world have sex, which is about over 2000 couples at any given moment. True - ewwwww, people are doing it right now!
  • Women are most likely to want to have sex when they are not ovulating. False - Women do want to have sex when they are ovulating! Just look at all the babies running around!
  • The Egyptian 'Ankh' , is actually a symbol representing the male and female sex organs.True - but then wouldn't that be a transvestite? ;)
  • It was during the Regency era that the formerly nude Cupid was redesigned as wearing a skirt.False - It was actually during the Victorian era. Those prude Victorians!
  • 15% of women over the age of 80 still have sexual intercourse either with their spouse or boyfriends.False - believe it or not, the answer is 30%! I'm not sure to be happy about that, or to be grossed out by it! LOL
  • Mosquitoes, which mate in the air perform a sex act that lasts only 2 seconds.True - If Ms. Elliot were a mosquito, she would have sung, "One Second Man."
  • Women with a Ph.D. are twice as likely to be interested in a one-night stand than those with only a Bachelor's degree.True - So, for those men out there? Go hang around the graduate schools!
  • Fellatio ranks as the number one sexual act desired by heterosexual men.True - There was no way I could have made this false and have to believe otherwise!
  • Australian women have sex on the first date more than women the same age in the USA and Canada.True - What a bunch of hussies ... I mean Aussies.
  • It’s illegal to have sex without a condom in Arizona. False - It's illegal in Nevada. Why else would they have the slogan for their major city, What happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas!?
  • Today, Japan leads the world in condom use. Like cosmetics, they're sold door to door, by men.False - they are actually sold by women. Could you imagine the Help Wanted Ad for that one? "Perfect job opportunity for Stay At Home Moms ... kids can tag along."
  • More Americans lose their virginity in January than in any other month.False - It's actually June. Hmm, must be all those weddings and prom nights!
  • A man’s penis not only shrinks during cold weather but also from nonsexual excitement like when his favorite football team scores a touchdown, etc.True - Yep, so if you want leverage to get him to stop watching the game...
  • Wyoming’s Grand Tetons mountain range literally means “Big Tits”.True - "Where do I live? Oh, in the foothills of the Big Tits."
  • In the original Grimm fairly tale of 'Sleeping Beauty', the Prince rapes her while she sleeps and then leaves before she wakes up. True - um, good thing that was rewritten huh?
  • The word 'gymnasium' comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means to exercise naked, which often was done in ancient Greece. True - "Hey man, you might not want to lift that much wei ... Um, can someone call 911?"
  • Women with a college degree, when asked, said they were not more receptive to anal sex than women without college educations.False - Yep, the things you learn in college...
  • The word avocado comes from the Spanish word aguacate which is derived from the Aztec word ahuacati which means testicle.True - now don't you just want to eat one?
  • The original representation of Cupid by the Greeks was that of a beautiful young woman whose naked form was considered to be the embodiment of sexual love.False - Cupid was and always will be a boy.
  • The first condoms in the US were made from vulcanized rubber in the 1870s. They were expensive and annoyingly thick and meant to be reused.True - And ICK!
  • Women who went to college are more likely to enjoy both the giving and receiving of oral sex than high school dropouts.True - Um, think college admissions should change their strategies for getting men to go to college? It's not all about sports any more, baby!
  • About 10% of the adult female population are able to achieve orgasm solely through breast stimulation.False - Sadly, this number is a bismal 1%. Maybe those guys need to go to college and learn how to handle the boobies...
  • 2% of males said that they did not enjoy sex the first time.False - You'd think this would be true considering that men think about sex every 5 seconds, but the actualy number of disatisfied men is 14%
  • 60% of women say they did not enjoy sex their first time.True - But from then on...

AmyS and Jenny were the only two with the correct answers. I'm feeling generous, actually, it might be the Sangria I drank tonight, but you guys both win! Email me at
silversiren @ liquidsilverbooks.com (no spaces) and let me know which LSB book you'd like a download of! Thanks for playing! I'm off to sleep off the wine.

Silver

Saturday, January 14, 2006

True or False...


Cece couldn't be here today so you're stuck with me! *muuuaaaaahhhhhh* Okay, sticking with the theme that zany Michelle Hoppe had yesterday. We're gonna play a game...

TRUE OR FALSE

All you have to do, is post whether you think each point is,true or false. At the end of the day, I'll pick a winner from those that had the right answers. If no one gets them right, then I'll still pick a winner.

The prize? An E-book download of your choice from Liquid Silver.
That's right! I got connections!

Oh, and no cheating!

On you mark ... get set ... GO!

  • Everyday, 200 million couples around the world have sex, which is about over 2000 couples at any given moment.
  • Women are most likely to want to have sex when they are not ovulating.
  • The Egyptian 'Ankh' , is actually a symbol representing the male and female sex organs.
  • It was during the Regency era that the formerly nude Cupid was redesigned as wearing a skirt.
  • 15% of women over the age of 80 still have sexual intercourse either with their spouse or boyfriends.
  • Mosquitoes, which mate in the air perform a sex act that lasts only 2 seconds.
  • Women with a Ph.D. are twice as likely to be interested in a one-night stand than those with only a Bachelor's degree.
  • Fellatio ranks as the number one sexual act desired by heterosexual men.
  • Australian women have sex on the first date more than women the same age in the USA and Canada.
  • It'’s illegal to have sex without a condom in Arizona.
  • Today, Japan leads the world in condom use. Like cosmetics, they're sold door to door, by men.
  • More Americans lose their virginity in January more than in any other month.
  • A man'’s penis not only shrinks during cold weather, but also from nonsexual excitement, like when his favorite football team scores a touchdown, etc.
  • Wyoming's Grand Tetons mountain range literally means "“Big Tits".
  • In the original Grimm fairly tale of 'Sleeping Beauty', the Prince rapes her while she sleeps and then leaves before she wakes up.
  • The word 'gymnasium' comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means to exercise naked, which often was done in ancient Greece.
  • Women with a college degree, when asked, said they were not more receptive to anal sex than women without college educations.
  • The word avocado comes from the Spanish word aguacate which is derived from the Aztec word ahuacati which means testicle.
  • The original representation of Cupid by the Greeks was that of a beautiful young woman whose naked form was considered to be the embodiment of sexual love.
  • The first condoms in the US were made from vulcanized rubber in the 1870s. They were expensive and annoyingly thick and meant to be reused.
  • Women who went to college are more likely to enjoy both the giving and receiving of oral sex than high school dropouts.
  • About 10% of the adult female population are able to achieve orgasm solely through breast stimulation.
  • 2% of males said that they did not enjoy sex the first time.
  • 60% of women say they did not enjoy sex their first time.

So, what do you think? There are 24 statements.
You can just do a simple T, F, F, F, T ... (not the real answers)
and I'll be able to keep track that way.

Good Luck!
Silver

Friday, January 13, 2006

Are you ready for a winner?

It's pushing 11 here on the east coast so I'd better post a winner. Thank you all for participating. I've had a blast. Sorry I had no male pics to post. Hmm. Maybe I should go around asking guys to pose for me. Think that would work?

Here's the winner
PamK

Go to JenniferCloud.com and look around. My most recent release is In The Flesh, a yummy vampire erotica. My email address is on the front page. Pick any title and I'll email you the book.

Thanks again,
Jennifer
www.JenniferCloud.com

Does size matter?

Ladies I'm talking about the size of the story. Dirty minds? I hope so but this isn't about anatomy. I've been lurking in a few groups and read posts where readers were upset over the size of some stories. Some preferred the longer novels while some wanted stories novella size and below.

It's hard to tell how long a story is when going by page count. Those vary by format (page size and spacing). The authors go by word count.

Personally, I like varied reading materials. If I've just finished a long novel, I'll look for a novella. I also enjoy anthologies where I can try a couple of authors at once.

So tell me ladies, what kind of stories do you like? Are you an anthology kind of gal? Do you like the long novels? Is a novella from one author your fav? Do you prefer shorter books in ebook and longer stories in print?

One of our SiN ladies had a poll going on size but I can't find the totals. If you're out there, let us know the results. Anyway readers, post your preferrences. I'll pick one winner to win choice of one download. You can pick from any title on JenniferCloud.com

Thanks,
Jennifer

Thursday, January 12, 2006

Are you ready for some Winners?

~Smiles~

Wowza, what a day. You've all been great. I loved all the stories, ideas, and added 'stupid laws' you entertained us with today.

Thanks one and all.

I decided to draw three winners out of the salad bowl, held over my head so I couldn't see, and ended up bumping myself and spilling all the little slips of paper, so I had to start over, but I'm fine, really. I'm sure the swelling will be gone by morning and the ice pack really did help a lot.

But, I'm rambling again...I decided to draw three winners because you hung in here with me all day and I had a blast. Met a lot of new people, learned more interesting facts and so, without further ado, or aimless rambling on my part ... the winners are:

Cherie
Maura
Renee

Congrats babes.

In honor of todays subject, the prize is a cute little charm made of sterling silver ... handcuffs! You can wear them on a braclet or necklace and remember the day you spent talking about stupid sex laws with me ~grinz~.

If the winners will email me at michelle@michellehoppe.com we can exchange the necessary information to get things moving.

Again, thanks everyone. Until next month, be well, be safe, be happy.

Michelle Hoppe
www.michellehoppe.com

Are you ready for some SEx - Part 4

Just when you thought it couldn’t get any better….

Dateline: Willowdale, Oregon
No man may curse while having sex with his wife.

I want someone in Willowdale to define cursing or I’m not visiting.

Dateline: Harrisburg, Pennsylvania
No person(s) will have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.

Damn, now I need quarters.

Dateline: Sioux Falls, South Dakota
Hotels are required by law to furnish their rooms with twin beds only. There should be a minimum of two feet between the beds, and it is illegal for a couple to make love on the floor between the beds.

OMG…I’m out of words. Honestly, do they have random bed checks?

Dateline: Kingsville, Texas
It is against the law for two pigs to have sex on the city's airport property.
"Pigwing one to pigleader, come in, pigleader. "
"What is it pigwing one?"
"This is Kingsville, sir, we can't have sex here."
"It's ok, pigwing one, the law only applies if there are two pigs ."

I’m beginning to think animals are running amok all over the country. What is this world coming to?

Dateline: Washington, D.C.

The only acceptable sexual position is the missionary-style position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.

Hurry, someone send this to the police departments in Washington, D.C. I bet they could arrest ninety percent of the politicians, YIPPIE!

Don't forget to check out the contest information in Part 2.

Michelle Hoppe

Are you ready for some SEX? - Part 3

Bet you thought I was done…

Dateline: Helena Montana:
A woman cannot dance on a saloon table unless her clothing weights more than three pounds, two ounces.








Will someone please get me the scales?

Dateline: Clinton, Oklahoma:
It is against the law to masturbate while watching two people having sex in a car.

I swear – I did not have sexual relations with myself while watching!

Dateline: Connorsville, Wisconsin:
No man shall shoot off a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.

Talk about taking the fun outta the evening.

Dateline: Liberty Corner, New Jersey:
Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally sounding the horn during their lustful act, may be taken to jail.

“Damn it to hell, I told you to this would be considered a lustful act!”

Dateline Hastings, Nebraska:
Hotel owners are required by law to provide a clean, white cotton nightshirt to each guest. According to the law, no couple may have sex unless they are wearing the nightshirts.

What if I want a red one?

As I did research for this blog, I began to wonder who and how some of these laws are enforced.

Do women in Helena, Montana carry a scale in their purses on the off chance they want to table dance in a saloon?

Are they training moose in Fairbanks to read 'no sex' signs?

Can we really have sex in the front yard of any home in Bozeman as long as the sun still shines?

And, what num-nut created the need for the gun law in Connorsville, Wisconsin?

Oh, and who decided white nightshirts were best? Did the politician get a kick back from the bleach companies?

Another question: Why are these laws still on the books?


Can we get more light bulbs please.

Don't forget to read the contest details on post #2!

Also, if you have a moment, I revamped my website last week and I'd be honored if you'd take a peek.

Michelle
www.michellehoppe.com

Are you ready for some SEx - Part 2

You came back for more ~smiles~, thanks, babe.

So you ready to get the skinny on other great places to take a vacation?

Let’s jump right in and see what we have.

Oh, wait … make sure you get to the bottom of this post or you’ll miss the contest ~eg~.

Dateline - Illinois:
Women must address bachelors as master instead of mister.

Say it with me “what the fuck?”

Dateline – Oblong, Illinois:
It is a crime to make love while fishing or hunting on your wedding day.

I can see it now:
Not a ripple of wind stirred the mirror like surface of the water as the sun slowly set below the western hills.


She still wore her wedding veil even though the beautiful white dress laid in pieces on the muddy banks of the small fishing pond.

Birds silently winged their way across the sky above, their beaks split in a smile at the sight below.

He was sitting on the small wooden stool in the aft portion of the boat fishing pole in one hand, a stupid hat perched on his head, and his new bride straddling his lap.


His head jerked back and forth as her body bounced up and down on his rock hard cock.

"Honey, could you slow down a little, I can’t see the end of my pole."

"Oh, oh, I’m cominggggggggggggggggg."

"Shhh…you’ll scare the fish away."

"Fuck me baby, make me come." She cried out, still bouncing rapidly up and down.

"For the love of Pete will you keep it down, I’m trying to fish here."

"OHHHHH, it’s coming, it’s coming. Hook me baby."

"Great, now I’ve lost it. See what all your yelling did."

With a dreamy look in her eyes, she sighed, "Fishing is fun."

"It was until I married you."


Dateline – Ames, Iowa:
A husband may not take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with his wife.

Written by the chug-a-lug champ.

Dateline – Alexandria, Minnesota:
It’s illegal for a husband to make love to his wife if his breath smells like garlic, onions, or sardines.

Yippie…Alexandria, Minnesota here I come.

Dateline – Bozeman, Montana:
You can't perform any sexual acts in the front yard of any home, after sundown, if you are nude.

Plan your trip to Bozeman in the fall. It’s warm enough to be in the front yard and still cool enough to perform sexual acts with your clothes on. Pass the binoculars and HQ, please.

You have to wonder at this point if politicians have brains and what inspired these laws? That’s the contest my pretties.

Find a law, any law posted here and give me a quick idea of why you think the law became necessary. Everyone who posts gets their name in a drawing for a fab-u-lous prize.

Are you ready for some SEx?

Oh good!

Todays topic is 'Sex Laws' you probably don’t want to break.

No really, you need to pay attention because there are politicians in many states, who worked hard to insure your visit to their fine location would be free of worries about some sex fanatic boinking his wife on their wedding night or having sex in the nude for pity sakes.

Today I will share some of the ‘Sex Laws’ still on the books in other states. I’d like to thank all those people out there in cyber space who have posted these laws to websites here and there so those of us with a need to know and Google search can seek out these little gems before we travel unsuspectingly to a state without our best interest at heart.

Dateline - Fairbanks, Alaska:
Moose are not allowed to have sex on city streets.



Who is going to stop a moose from having sex on a city street in Fairbanks? Has anyone up there weighed a moose lately?


Dateline – Ventura Country, California:
All cats and dogs wishing to have sex MUST obtain a permit.

For pity sake when was the last time you saw a dog or cat walk into city hall and get help? Come to think of it, when was the last time you saw a person walk into city hall and get help?

Dateline – Florida State:
From this day forward it will be illegal for single, divorced, or widowed women to parachute on Sunday afternoons.

I realize this Florida law doesn’t really have anything to do with sex, but think about it. If a woman can’t parachute on Sunday afternoon, she will be available for afternoon delight. Those Florida men are a smart bunch, yes sir.

Dateline – Coeur d’Alene, Idaho:
If a police officer suspects a couple is having sex inside a vehicle they must honk their horn three times and wait two minutes before being allowed to approach the scene.

Okay. Why didn’t they have this law in California when I was growing up? They really needed one. Honest, they did ~grinz~.

Dateline – Washington State:
It is against the law to have sex with a virgin under any circumstances, (including the wedding night).

OY…yes folks I’m sad to say I live in Washington State. I had no idea this stupid law existed. I’d like to meet the stuffed shirts who voted this one in and ask them if they left the state to consummate their marriages. Anyone got a light bulb we can borrow?

That’s it for now…check back in a little while for more strange and silly sex laws you probably don’t want to break. And of course I'll have a contest!


Michelle Hoppe

p.s. Remember I'm a west coast girl, so I'm actually on my way to bed for a few hours sleep. Be sure to post a comment, because you never know what kind of nutty contest I might run when I wake up and have my first cup of coffee ~grinz~!

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Whoops!


Looks like Ms. Danner got lost!

Can you believe it's already the 11th of January? How are you doing on your resolutions? I'm doing okay. My DH bought be a personal trainer package for Christmas and I've gone to two sessions already. My only problem right now isn't that I don't want to work out, or that I'm not eating right, it's that I CAN'T move a muscle once I'm done working out!

I did lunges yesterday and I'm supposed to go to a bowling party for work tonight! Um, yeah ... right. My butt and hamstrings are protesting just sitting down, they'll probably snap if I try to bowl! LOL.

My other resolution, was to write more. That's right, I write under a pen name and this year my goal is to write 4 books. My only problem, okay, not my only problem as the other ones have names, Drew and Tyler and don't allow me to accomplish anything while they're awake, but part of my job with LSB is as an editor. So until I finish the book I'm editing I can't write. But I'm positive it will happen! *fingers crossed, rubbing the rabbits foot, knocking on wood, throwing salt over my shoulder, etc...*

So, I'd say I'm 1 for 2 right now. In a few days I'll be able to get started on 2. How about you? Where are you at?

Tina

Oh, the eye candy was as much for me as for you! :)

winner is

Kimw!! email me privately at tristaannmichaels@yahoo.com and let me know which one you want. Also Bamabelle, email me too and let me know if you got the basket okay. I've lost your email...:(

Thanks for blogging...:)

Trista

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

A storm on the horizon

It's storming here and I love storms. The loud clap of thunder, the flicker of lightening as it streaks across the sky and of course the sound of the rain as it pounds against the roof. There's just something untamed and unpredictable about storms. It's one of my favorite times to write.

Is there a particular time of day that you like to write? Is it early in the morning or late at night? How about outside under the shade of a tree?

I always had trouble with that one. I can never see the laptop screen outside. But at night is nice under the twinkle of the stars.

How about in your PJ's? I do that. Sometimes I get so wrapped up in writing, I forget to get dressed. Now that's bad, isn't it?? LOL.

Another favorite of mine is writing at the airport. Sounds strange, huh? Who would have thought that with all that commotion I could concentrate? But I think some of it has to do with pilots. I love watching them. They look so good in their uniforms. I guess that's why in my first book my hero was a pilot. Captain Daniel "Mac" Mackenzie. The typical navy pilot turned commercial pilot and all around womanizer...:) Gotta love those womanizers...LOL. They're so much fun to write...:)

In my third book, I went back to the pilot hero. This time with a little different twist.

Instead of being the womanizer, he's trying to correct a past mistake and win back his wife. Will he succeed? Maybe with a little help from his guardian angel...:)

Tell me where you like to write and you'll win your choice of whichever pilot story you want. And if you already have them, I'll let you pick something else. So don't be shy, tell me your dirty little writing secret...:)

Wickely yours,

Trista

Monday, January 09, 2006

Da Winner







The lucky winner for today's drawing is Yvette Teister.

CONGRATULATIONS YVETTE!!!!!!

Thank you everyone for coming to blog with me today.

Barbara K.

Drumroll Please








I will post the winner for the drawing at 9:00pm EST. There is still time to enter if you haven't already. In the meantime, I'm uploading a few more images for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy!




Thank you for letting me blog here today. I had fun sharing my thoughts and interesting images with everyone. Barbara K.

More pictures for you



Here are a few more pictures for your viewing pleasure.
I "edited" the first image so there would be no censorship issues. Grin!

The second image is Oded Fehr from The Scorpion King movie.

Enjoy!

And don't forget to enter my drawing for an autographed copy of The Huntress.
Send your email to selkiewife@verizon.net with the words Silver Expressions drawing in the Subject line. Very simple drawing for everyone to enter.

Thank you for reading my blog. Does anyone have any questions for me or questions about my books? You can read the first three chapters of ALL of my books free at my personal website of www.sff.net/people/selkiewife


Barbara Karmazin
www.sff.net/people/selkiewife

More on Alien Sex




I want to start this out with a few more pictures for your viewing pleasure.

This first picture of the couple kissing in the rain is one of my favorite images from Luis Royo, a world famous SF artist.
Very sexy, loving and evocative image in my opinion.

The second image is one of the actors from one of the Xena TV shows.

This is what I want when I read and write Erotic SF. I want real SF and hot, loving sex.
When I first wrote my SF, I got tons of rejections. Why? Well, some publishers told me I had too much SF technology in my books, that their "women" readers didn't like and/or understand technology in their stories. Well! Cut me a break! Us helpless "women" use computers every day in our work and at home. We're the ones who program the DVD players, operate the copiers and other machinery at work.

Other publishers rejected my books because I had too much of that "mushy" sex and loving for my "men" readers to accept. Duh! I have avid male fans too who rave about the way I've combined real SF with loving sexuality for my characters. SF is supposed to boldly go where no one has gone before, right? So, why are the mainstream SF publishers afraid to explore this area? My belief is they're afraid to explore this area because their demographics are fifty years out of date. They think SF readers are male "geeks" and that women don't read SF. Gee! When was the last them they went to one of the SF conventions. Women readers like me are all over the convention.

I want it all! Real SF, real space action adventure and real sex for my characters. After all, in between saving the world, the solar system, star systems, galaxy, and/or the universe, they do manage to fall in love, have sex lives and reproduce.

Thank you for reading my blog. And, REMEMBER, the drawing for an autographed copy of my Erotic SF book from Liquid Silver Books, The Huntress, is still open. Just send an email to my addy of selkiewife@verizon.net with the words Silver Expressions drawing in the Subject line.
I will hold the drawing later tonight and post the winner's name here. Then I will have to contact the lucky winner and get his or her snail mail addy in order to mail the autographed book.

Alien Sex


Here's a nice picture for your viewing pleasure.

"Could I interest you in alien sex?" Now that I've caught your interest, here's where that question came from.

Those are the words I shouted out to everyone who walked by my table at my first Romantic Times booksale in New York City. Of course, the fact that I had the original painting for the cover art of The Huntress helped stop readers in their tracks too.

The Huntress was my first foray into the world of Erotic SF. Prior to that I wrote SF/Romance with my first two books of Down Came a Blackbird and Covenants.

I've been a SF and Fantasy geek since I was seven years old and read George MacDonald's The Light Princess, about a princess whose "gravity" had been taken away from her at birth by an evil witch. Not only did this princess never cry, she floated all the time because she was weightless. George MacDonald was a master punster and he explored all the meanings of the word gravity in this whimiscal story. I loved it because it didn't talk down to me and I learned all kinds of new words like gravity and melancholy.

If anyone is interested in reading the book that started me on the road to ruin with SF and Fantasy, here's the url where you can read that delightful fairy tale written by George MacDonald back in 1865.

You can find many classic books at this website, including Lousia May Alcott, Hans Christian Anderson, Jane Austin, Rudyard Kipling, Jules Verne and even Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley's original novel about Dr. Frankenstein.

The first story I ever wrote was for my baby sister Mary. I must have been about fourteen years old then because Mary was about eight. In this story, I sent Abbott and Costello over the rainbow into the land of Oz. Of course, I no longer have that story, although my sister still remembers how thrilled she was because I wrote a story that was just for her reading pleasure

I never thought it was anything special, just a little thing I scribbled down to entertain my sister. For years and years I was an avid bookworm. I devoured books like candy.

I'm a late bloomer to writing and now I'm making up for lost time by creating my own version of Erotic SF, starting with Rulagh, the reptilian exo-biologist from The Huntress.

I wanted a real alien hero, not a Fabio clone. So, when I researched the chupacabras or goatsuckers for The Huntress, I also researched reptilian reproduction and found out that for most reptile species, the males have a double penis.

Needless to say, when The Huntress debuted I received rave reviews. Then at Fictionwise, The Huntress zoomed to the Number One position in Erotica for eight straight weeks and against all the genres, zoomed to the Number two slot beating out Dan Brown's Da Vinci Code during those eight weeks. Then, on August 16, 2005, on my baby sister's birthday, The Huntress won First Place in the Dream Realm Awards for Best SF Erotica.

Thank you for blogging with me. Now that I've rambled about my past and about The Huntress, I want to offer a special prize drawing. All you have to do is email me at selkiewife@verizon.net with Silver Expressions Drawing in the subject line. I'll pick out one winner for an autographed Trade Paperback copy of The Huntress and contact this lucky winner in order to send this autographed book via snail mail.

Barbara Karmazin

Sunday, January 08, 2006

Oh crap...got my days mixed up!

Hey gang -- I'm so sorry, I thought I was on for tomorrow! And to think, I was out shopping! LOL. I *did* score the most gorgeous dress for my emcee duties at the National Reader's Choice Awards in Atlanta this July tho! And on that note, here's my topic for today...contests and whether they work or not. As authors, most of us enter buttloads of contests to give us some creds when it comes to selling our next book and to build a resume. So my question for y'all (as readers) is...do you put any stock in books that have won or finaled in contests? And if so, which ones? I think there'd be quite a few authors who are interested in that question, and hey, may save us some money, too .

Thanks for blogging with me!

Keira
www.keiraramsay.com

Eye Candy...


Okay, so no skin or muscles to drool over, but there's something about
David Wenham that just does it for me! :)

Okay, he does too, Juan Carlos Garcia, I'm not even sure who he is,
probably a model, but he sure is yummy.

And last but not least, Hugh Jackman.
At the risk of sounding, girly ... he's so dreamy!

Yikes!

I've been gone all day making coffee at my day job and looks like Kiera might have missed her SEx appointment! LOL. Well, how about I just throw up a hottie pic or two and keep our fingers crossed that Barbara Karmazin remembers she's on for tomorrow.

In fact, I need to go searching for those fellas right now, and I'll remind Barbara about tomorrow. Did you guys know she's got a book with Liquid Silver Books about a hero who's got two penis'?! That got your attention huh? We'll see what sort of mischief Barbara comes up with tomorrow.

Now, where did I put those guys...

Winners

First I want to thank you all for taking the time to post and your understanding that I didn't actually say anything. lol

The adult toys go to, Tamara and Pamk. Please e-mail me at maggie@maggiecasper.com with your mailing addresses.

Thanks!
Maggie Casper
www.maggiecasper.com

Saturday, January 07, 2006

I am beyond late and very unprepared

Hi all!

Today was my day to bore you all to death and I am so sorry for being a no show. I was called out at 5:30 this morning for a structure fire and completely wore myself out during the five hours I was on scene but no one, civilian or firefighters were hurt and all surrounding structures were saved so the hard work was very worth it!

After getting the engines back in service, my girls and I had to go feed the pony they got for Christmas. When I got home I went straight to bed and am just now getting up.

Since I have nothing to "talk" about, how about I give away a couple of adult toys? Answer this blog telling me what you did with your day and I'll add your name to a drawing. Tomorrow I will announce my two winners.

Maggie Casper
www.maggiecasper.com

Morning After...

Our goal with SEx was to introduce you to the fantastic Liquid Silver authors, and make the experience fun, titillating, and addictive. But as with any SExual encounter, the morning after can get a little awkward. That's why we've decided to improve on that.

Beginning January 17th, every Tuesday will now be known as MORNING AFTER. Liquid Silver Books releases it's new books on Mondays, and on Tuesdays, SEx will have the new release authors posting excerpts, chatting about their books, their characters, and so much more here on SEx!

Could SEx and the Morning After get any better than that?

Well, yeah! I added a schedule to the sidebar so you can see who's SExing next!

Tina
Liquid Silver
Liquid Silver Forum

And the winner is....

Elizabeth. Please email me at tffnyaaron@yahoo.com so I can send out your prize. :)

Thanks to everyone for posting yesterday. It seems that we all have pretty much the same idea on what romance is.

Tiffany

Passion Knows NO Barrier

Friday, January 06, 2006

What's Romance To You?

Watched Chronicles of Riddick again last night, so I thought I'd post a yummy pic of Karl Urban. :) Enjoy!

Hey everyone...have you survived the new year okay? LOL...I did, even though I went to see King Kong and cried my eyes out. Yikes! I probably shouldn't go see movies where animals die. I still can't watch Dances With Wolves without bawling.

By now you must be wondering what my actual post is about...well, let me tell you. I was thinking the other day about what romance is to me. I don't mean romance books either. I mean real life day-to-day romance. The kind you enjoy with your husband, lover or significant other.

Let's face it, ultimately romance books aren't real true romance. They're fantasies, but heck, I'm all for fantasies. Yet there's romance in our lives that we can see all around us.

A man opening the door for the lady with him or helping her with her chair. An older couple holding hands as they walk through a park. A young couple making out in the mall..though we are inclined to shout 'Get a room', there is romance in being so caught up in a person that you'll forget where you're at just to have a taste of his lips. Snuggling close during a movie in a dark theatre or even just sharing a bucket of popcorn.

I want to hear what romance is to you. When you're out in the real world and look around, what hits you as romantic? There's more romance out there in this world then we know and I'd love to find it. Will you go on a search with me and guide me to where you've found a little piece of romance?

One lucky person will win a great prize from me. I'll post the winner at around 9 tonight. I'll be stopping by to chat throughout the day. :)

Tiffany

Passion Knows NO Barrier

Sorry for my extreme tardiness (The Winner!)

chibi-hentai is the winner of her very own copy of The Zebra Wore Fishnets. Please email me at pepperespinoza @ gmail.com to collect your prize! :)

Thursday, January 05, 2006

The WINNER!!

Shellya, please write and let me know your email address and the format you prefer. The Cinderella Curse is coming your way.

Hope you get a chance to send the kids to grandma's and snuggle under one of your afghans in front of the fire with a laptop. Then you can read this sexy little fairy tale to each other and have a happily ever after night.

Thanks for blogging with me, everyone!

Dee
dsknight@deesknight.com
www.deesknight.com

The Wintertime Blues

Good morning!

Well, the major holiday season has ended. Doesn’t it seem strange that decorations start going up in shopping areas around Halloween, being added to through November, but after New Year they all end at once? It makes the world suddenly look a little drearier. And right in January and February, when we could use a some cheerfulness.

When I taught I used to dislike this time of year. Cold, icky weather, the kids coming into class sneezing and coughing, and NO BREAK until March or April!!!! Horrors!

A friend of mine in California is going on a Mexican cruise this month to interrupt the winter doldrums. Another friend is going to a favorite spot in the Caribbean. Me? I'm cheap. I just cuddle up under a warm blanket and have some hot chocolate to push away the blues of winter.

What do you do to bring a smile in the Dark Months? The neatest cure for the wintertime blues will receive a download of The Cinderella Curse, a fairy tale to inspire warmth in another way, lol.

Dee
www.deesknight.com

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

A year ago this month...



Two blogs for the price of one today. It's because I'm procrastinating.

This time last year, I was preparing for my first over-seas adventure. I was going with a class to Italy. We spent 10 days in Rome and 7 days in Florence. It has always, always been a dream of mine to go to Italy. The thought of being in Rome was almost too much for me to handle. I jumped at the chance (I was one of the first to sign up, in fact), and I took out extra student loans.

My professor was great. He made us work hard for nearly a whole year before the trip, doing book reports, writing essays, and of course, there was lots of reading! It was important to Dr. Scambray that we have a certain appreciation of Italy before we ever stepped foot in the country. Not only did I do a lot of academic preparation, I also went on a diet and lost about 30 pounds.

I was so excited, I couldn't even sleep as the day approached.


I had to go by myself, so for the first time in six years, I had to spend more than a night away from my husband. Sleeping by myself wasn't difficult. The difficult part was that I didn't have anybody to share Rome with. I was there with a group, but being the natural loner, I didn't spend too much time with my fellow classmates. Also, I didn't like them and I couldn't really identify with them. I mean, how many times can you listen a 19 year old girl whine about how much she misses her boyfriend of three months when you're missing your husband of four years? How many times can you listen to a 20 year old girl complain about the fact her parents only sent her $500 for the week instead of $1000? It was like they were from a different planet.

Despite my loneliness, I have never, ever been so happy to be somwhere, so happy to be alive. Every single day was an adventure, every single day I tried something new, something that I would have never attempted before. Do you know how many times I got lost in Rome? Probably two dozen. Here's the thing though...I get lost everywhere! I just got lost last week in an area I've lived in for five years! When I get lost here, I panic, call my husband, beg him to help me. When I got lost in Rome, I calmly took stock of my situation, and approached the nearest cop (those cops were so fucking hot, and so nice....*sigh*). Sometimes they could speak English, sometimes they could not, but they were always helpful.



While I was in Rome, I got an email from Rachel, telling me that LSB would like to publish my book! Oh, what a day that was. The first thing I did as a published author was go to the Keats-Shelley Museum, literally on the Spanish Steps, and then went to their favorite hang-out, the Grecco Cafe. I'll never forget how happy I was that day, how special it was to me.

For months after I returned home, I was Rome-sick. All the books I read warned that this would happen. Rome changes you, somehow, on a fundamental level. It's a totally alien, and yet, totally known world. I used to ride the buses around the city, clutching the seat and muttering prayers because the drivers are INSANE! I thought that IF God exists, he lives in Rome, so he can stop those maniacs from killing each other! And yet, it only took me a few days to adjust to their rhythm of life, their expectations, their culture. It only took me a few days to learn the city.

Rome is both the most beautiful and the most ugly place I have ever visisted. It offers a glimse at the true divinity of men, and at the lowest rungs of humanity. Beggers lined the streets. I was mugged once, a friend of mine mugged TWICE (she must have had a big VICTIM sign on her forehead). The children and dogs are drugged to keep them silent. Hungry children and desperate mothers wait for mercy on the steps of ancient cathedrals and churches.



There was nothing I could do about it, even if I gave them every euro I had on me.

Which reminds me, Americans may have "invented" capitalism, but those Italians perfected it.

I plan to go back one day, of course. I need to show my husband everything I saw. Rome is my favorite place on Earth, without question. What's your favorite place? Did you every go anywhere that changed your life?

It's my turn again? And other thoughts...



First, I thought I'd give a little update on the job situation. The big full time job thing that I just started last time I posted? Yeah, well, apparently there's issues getting logins and security clearances. I waited and I waited and I waited, and while I was waiting, a tutoring company found my resume on monster.com and called me up for an interview on Thursday. BY Friday afternoon, they offered me a job. I accepted because it's part-time, it'll pay my car note, and I'll have my days free for writing again! HURRAH!


Speaking of writing, my latest novel The Zebra Wore Fishnets was released this week through Liquid Silver. Would you like a chance to win your very own copy? Here's the blurb

Belle Sterling loves to spy on her very sexy neighbors, Aden and Kevin, but she doesn't dare approach them to introduce herself. Until one night when they not only give her an erotic show, they hold a simple note against the window--"Come Over--#19." She does, and she has the night of her life. It soon becomes apparent to her that she's interested in a lot more than casual sex--but the two men have been in a relationship with each other for over a decade. Can they make room for her in their lives? That question becomes even more pressing when Kevin and Aden are forced to choose between professional advancement and Belle's best interests. They all must decide if what they share is merely searing sexual passion--or something far deeper.


Now would you like a chance to win? If so, just comment here to be entered in my super-duper-totally-random drawing!

In other news, I've had a recent fascination with what makes something bad. Specifically, what makes books and movies so bad they're good? We have all opened a book or rented a movie and realized with minutes that something has gone horribly, horribly awry. In fact, I know many authors who read a book, thought, "Holy shit, if they'll publish this, they'll publish anything!" and was inspired to write their magnum opus.

I'm not interested in the mechanics (grammar and word choice for books, lighting and audio for movies, for example), but rather, the concepts. Who thinks that a cat with a man eating rat in its throat is a good idea? Yes, the cat opens its mouth and out comes a rat, like the alien in that movie about aliens. And yes, that's a real movie, called "The Uninvited." Why? Why? Who thought of that? Who financed it? Or how about the cult classic Manos: Hands of Fate? Who thought that a sidekick named Torgo with bent knees would be terrifying? Actually, the less you think about that movie, the better. It'll just make you crazy.

I'm sure if you have any experience with the slush pile, you know what I'm talking about. When I interned at a publisher, I was assigned the slush pile. It made me lose all hope in humanity, not because the writing was so awful (it was) but because I couldn't even begin to imagine how somebody could think of such ludicrous, horrible, frightening stories and then take the time to write them down!

Of course, not all bad ideas are bad ideas at all. It's all in the execution, as they say. What are some books or movies with perfectly horrible ideas that turn out to be perfectly wonderful in every way? What are some of your "so bad they're good" movies?

Interim...


*YAWN*

I'm awake, quit poking me!

Man, that Tina. I mean, seriously, does she ever sleep? I've been slaving away on the newest newsletter(In e-mailboxes soon!). I've got deadlines you know! And I try to get some beauty sleep, because you know my scales are sensitive to stress, and that witch, Tina, wakes me up to chat this morning. I guess Pepper will be here later, had a muy importante meeting this morning. Did you like that? I'm learning other languages, Tina says it will round me out, personally, I just want to use it on the fellas.

WHOA! Speaking of fellas... Where does Paige keep all those men? Isn't she married? I want a husband like that! ;) What do you call a harem of men? But think of what it takes to feed all those guys!

Oh, and the tattoos and Tyrese! I want to trace those with my tong...

Ugh, really, Tina, you didn't say what I should chat about!

Okay, so no licking or biting, or...

Ouch! Fine, go away, and I'll be good. Promise. (fingers crossed)

Okay, she's gone. Now, where was I, oh, yeah, tattoos.

So, do you have any? What are they? Where are they? Any funny stories behind them? Where's your favorite spot for a guy to have one?

Until Pepper arrives to save my beauty sleep....

Silver

Thanks for playing!


I know, another young one, but I saved one of my favorites for last. Josh Duhamel, ladies...

KIMW is the winner for today. Email me at paige @ paigeburns.com with your email and as soon as Aquarius: Polar Opposites is released, you get a copy!

Until next time, actually, I'll be back the 17th! Pepper Espinoza is tomorrow!

Your Wish...



Man, you guys are hard critics! Okay, found some older guys, in their 30's+ and two of them Latino! Came across Tyrese and just couldn't leave him. ;)

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

#2 - Brodie Holland


How about him ladies? There's just something
about this pic that makes me growl!

#1 - Daniel Henney


I'm always a fan of the exotic, and Daniel seems to have the look. My only problem, he's prettier than I am! lol. So ladies, what do you think? Is he a keeper?

A Pick Me Up....

So, as I was working this morning, I was racking my brain trying to figure out what would be a pick me up after that downer of a post! What was I thinking! LOL. I've got a hot short story that I'm co-writing with Tiffany Aaron but it's not done yet and you guys would get pissed that it wasn't done. I'm promoting my new release, Aquarius: Polar Opposites, here on the 17th, the day after it's release so I don't want to overload you guys with that!

Michelle Hoppe is queen of sex talk, and I can't even keep up with that. Rae Morgan went through all the sex tools. Dakota had all the dish. What's left?

Well, I've got the secret stash of hot guys! So, for the rest of the day, I'm gonna post pics and you guys can say yeah or nay, if he's lickable, or should be shown the door, if you'd like to meet him in a dark alley or if you did meet him in a dark alley would you run, you get what I mean right? And at the end of the day, I'll pick a random poster for a copy of my new book, Polar Opposites, coming out Jan 16th.

Deal?

Post-Holiday Blues


Nice title huh? Well, that's what I'm feelin' a little bit. I live in perpetually sunny Arizona and this time of year is a little weird, being originally from Missouri. There's no snow. There's no ice, except for my Iced Tea. There's no snowmen, no carolers, no blustery, wintry days. The weather itself is always funky the end of the year. The first two weeks of December are cold. Now, don't scream and yell and threaten my life or anything, for Arizonians, it is COLD. So every year I think, "This is the year it's actually going to be cold on Christmas, I will be able to have hot chocolate, wear my scarf, and snuggle under blankets." But lo and behold, every stinkin' year, Christmas is freakin' 75 degrees.

So what comes with 75 degree weather after 45 degree weather? COLDs. Yep! AZ has had record flu numbers this year, I think 400+ reported the week of Christmas alone! So, on top of all the craziness of the holiday (for me 2 bdays and 4 days of Christmas in that ONE week alone!) I got a cold. But that's only part of my blues.

The other part is this. I love my hubby. We've been together 13 years and married for 10 of those, but pretty much the only time I get gifts (read not flowers/card) is Christmas. So I have to wait another 11 months for a present! No matter how many times I've expressed to him the importance of "thinking" ahead a time vs. coming home from work w/ a card and flowers, (He's a grocery store manager, so he doesn't even have to actually GO somewhere for those!) it's still just Christmas I get gifts.

Now, I know, I sound like a selfish, whiney *itch. But I'm not, really, I'm not. It's just that this year, at Christmas, he won the present "game" and so he thinks (of course, subconsciously) that he's good and clear until Dec 25, 2006.

Last year I won. Again, I'm the only one that plays the game but still, as long as I'm playing right? Anyway, I went out on a HUGE limb and bought him a 52" Widescreen DLP Mitsubishi TV for Christmas. For those of you who don't know what the heck that is (I know because I listened to him pine after it forever!) it's pretty much a MASSIVE TV. He made a big stink about me not needing to get him anything for the next 10 years! 10 YEARS! Imagine that?! I wouldn't have to worry about the game until I was 43! Yeah. Right.

So this year, I went small, but still got him something. 2 Sudoku books for his stocking. (he's hating me for those! ;) ) Some clothes and a $50 GC to a paintball facility. What, you ask, did he get me?

New pots and pans ~ from the boys. And 10 Weeks with a personal trainer at our gym.

Who do you think won?

Not only did he win, he gave a gift that keeps on giving! For 10 weeks and beyond! I'm gonna be working my little heiny off to prove to him that by the time Christmas rolls around, the only thing he'll want to unwrap will be ME!

Who do you think will win Dec 25, 2006?

What did you get? Will it last all year? A few years? A lifetime?
Do you have a gift giver? Or a once a year-er?

I gotta work crazy early in the am (yikes! only 5 hrs sleep!) but I'll come back around noon my time and post again. Something spicy and yummy to look at and that post will have a prize! So tell me about your holiday blues then I'll find something to perk us all up later!

Paige
www.paigeburns.com

And the winner of More Than A Night!

Thanks everyone for lots of fun pet stories. And the winner of a More Than A Night download is Meljprincess! Mel, please email me at skully@skullybuzz.com to arrange for your prize! Congratulations! And Happy New Year!
Jasmine
http://www.skullybuzz.com

Monday, January 02, 2006

Woman's Best Friend

No, not THAT! I'm talking about our little furry friends who adore us, our pets. I've always had a pet, mostly cats. There's just something about having an animal crawl in your lap while you're writing or curling up next to you while you watch TV.

My household is home to my 7 year old Russian Blue, Eddie Munster. Eddie is so named because as a kitten, he was a real monster, always jumping on his sisters and irritating them. In fact, he ran his sisters out of the house. But he was just a guy and all he wanted to do was play. He's the smartest cat. He knows exactly how to get what he wants around this house, mainly food. And he sleeps curled up against my stomach, especially now that it's cold and rainy outside.

And of course, there's my adorable dog Star. She's a 6 year old Norwegian Elkhound. Think Husky but half the size. She's got those soulful brown eyes that look up at you pleadingly when you're trying to eat dinner. And she has to get up on the couch and lie next to me, on the other side from Eddie. She also has to sleep in the middle, between my husband and I, and I have to pet her for fifteen minutes before she'll go to sleep. I will admit that Star is a bit neurotic. But then if I had a normal dog, I would feel...normal. She afraid of cars, people walking, dogs walking, the UPS man and has to hide in the bushes or sit down when one passes while we're walking. But there is a secret to getting past her fear. Give her a dog biscuit! Dogs are so easy.

Eddie and Star do get along, sometimes sleeping next to each other. And sometimes Eddie likes to jump on Star's back when he's in a playful mood.

I like to use animals in my books to express certain things. In the Max series (writing as JB Skully) my heroine has a little stray black cat that sits outside her window and wants to be fed. She calls it Buzzard (I did have a cat named Buzzard, just in case you thought I made that up) and refuses to let it in. I use her growing attachment to that cat to symbolize Max's re-entry into the world. In my July 2006 Jasmine Haynes release, Somebody's Lover from Berkley, I also use animals to make a point. One of my heroine's has a dog whom she trusts more than men because "dogs love you just the way you are and don't sneak out of the bed in the middle of the night."

I'd love to hear about your pets! So chime in. At 9:00 PM Pacific time, I'll choose an email from the non-LSB participants in the discussion and you win a free download of Jasmine Haynes's More Than A Night. So join in and let me hear about your pets! Come on, I know all you animal lovers want to talk about your pets. And if you don't have a pet, feel free to say whatever you want!

Skully Squared and Jasmine
http://www.skullybuzz.com

RESOLUTIONS winner

The winner of the free download of RESOLUTIONS by Vanessa Hart, Jasmine Haynes, Dee S. Knight & Leigh Wyndfield is Glenna Day. Glenna, please e-mail me or post here your e-mail address and format preference. Congratulations and have a happy new year.

Nessie

Sunday, January 01, 2006

How do YOU ring in the new year?




Vanessa Hart here, ringing in the new year. I hope all of you are facing 2006 with optimism rather than a hangover *g*. Here in the southeastern U.S., we have certain traditions that are still strictly observed, mostly having to do with food.

To start off the day, we should eat something circular to symbolize "coming full circle." This can be a bagel, a doughnut, or an elaborate coffee cake ring. Or even a bowl of Cheerios! This is one tradition I usually skip, though, because I rarely eat any of these.

For lunch (or here in the South, we call this dinner, being as it's the main meal of the day on Sundays and holidays), we'll have some kind of pork (for prosperity), greens (also for prosperity), rice, and black-eyed peas (for good luck). This year, our menu is ham, Hoppin' John (for those who don't know, this is a dish of black-eyed peas and rice), and collard greens. Last year, we had pork chops, sweet potatoes, cabbage, and black-eyed pea soup. Some southerners believe cornbread to be a part of the New Year's Day tradition also.

Hey! I just thought of something! For dessert, I'll make a pineapple upside down cake and meet the "something circular" tradition. Not that I'm superstitous, but why take chances, right?

Okay, your turn. What traditions do you observe in your family and your part of the world to ring in the new year? All non-LSB participants will be eligible for a drawing for a free download of our New Year's holiday anthology, RESOLUTIONS, by Jasmine Haynes, Dee S. Knight, Leigh Wyndfield, and me.

So join in and post! I'll draw the winner at 9:00 PM Eastern tonight and announce it here at SEx.

Nessie

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