Monday, November 07, 2005

This is not a PROMO, I repeat...

This is NOT a PROMO :)

Hookay, so LSB has a blog.

Cool, huh?

Bet ya think, "Oh, and who doesn't have a blog?" Heck, the Pope will probably have one live from the Vatican the way things are going in the world of blogging.

What you don't know is that this blog is not only going to keep you informed about the fab authors of LSB, it's also going to tell you their deepest, darkest secrets...Stuff you can only learn if you read this. Secret stuff. Naughty stuff. Revealing factoids about some of the best erotic authors, bar none.

I swear, this isn't a sales pitch...Honest Injun. Would I lie to you? Would I blatantly, arrogantly, be a pushy promotions Jezebel?

Nevah, I say...

So if you see a URL that you can click on to take you to a book I might mention, IGNORE it. Don't buy the book. Really, I mean it. Don't explore the Liquid Silver Books website if I've titillated you, teased you, tempted you to skip on over to Liquid Silver Books ...

Did I mention we're having a contest and you can win so much stuff it'll make your head spin? Did I mention in order to enter our random drawing, all you have to do is give us a hello right here on our new blog? See the end of this post to get all the details. I swear, I'm not trying to bribe you :)

Anywhooo, as I was saying--That's right, I, intrepid scoop seeker, Dakota Cassidy, have gotten the skinny on all of the authors of LSB. Well, not all of them. Some were like who does this broad think she is? No, I'm kidding. Everyone was way nice. Well, except Michelle Hoppe. She wrote that book about the club that has a swing or something in it called, Club Belle Tori and she was a real diva, I tell ya. Fame has obviously gone to her head. LOLLOL

I got some dirt on this Kate Willoughby chick too. To read her book, Carnal Devotions, you need an inhaler. But like I said, by no means would I want you to go to Liquid Silver Books and check out the newly released page. It would be wrong of me on a bazillion different levels to tempt you with a book so hot, you need an inhaler...Oh! Bet you didn't know that a werewolf is lurking at Liquid Silver Books. It's true. Ask Jayelle Drewry if it isn't true. She howls, you know. Well, not Jayelle exactly, but her characters in The Other Half do.

No, no. Don't go look. That would be outright PROMO 'ho-ing on my part and I just don't do that.

Ahem. Where was I? Oh, yes, secret facts and naughty revelations of Liquid Silver Authors. Okay, well some aren't so naughty. For instance, Vanessa Hart of the infamous Love Lessons (see Dakota NOT promote. LMAO), has a poodle she digs a lot. This is what she said--OK, everyone knows I have a spoiled, darling poodle. But did you know this is the first dog I've ever had??? Ever??? I had no intention of getting a dog (I'd always had cats), but Ginger picked ME and that was that. Two years later, I can't imagine life without her. I'm quoting her psalm and verse, folks. A poodle. Yesiree. You heard it here first. Never let it be said Dakota doesn't get the latest and greatest first. I got connections. I'm big, I tell ya and I don't mean my back end either. LOLLOL

Yet another stunning revelation, straight from the horses mouth (Shoot, I hope she doesn't mind I've used the horse analogy, cuz I'd NEVER call someone a horse. That would be mean, yes? LMAO). Rae Morgan of the ever popular Coven of the Wolf series said--If Metallica came to town tomorrow, I'd pay big bucks again to see them. I listen to metal and alternative music while I write my Coven of the Wolf books -- helps me keep an edge. Monet also likes Nine Inch Nails and that Trent Reznor dude. OY, have I mentioned she's on a Downward Spiral? LOL I just went to their concert. That's the name of one of their albums. It was loud. Really loud. Did I mention it was loud? LOL

Pepper Espinoza of New Frontier fame is addicted to Trader Joe's food. I dunno who he is, but do ya think he's cute? LMAO

Rebecca Williams is Not for Sale but she was once on the run from the law...she was. This is what she said--...I was once arrested for drunk and disorderly. It would appear that unlike taxi's...police cars will stop if you hail them! I work with criminals, I tell ya. Tee hee :)

Holy stripper, Batman! It would seem Feather Marosek, whose book The Naughty Dagger is coming soon to Liquid Silver Books, has a degree in greased poling. She does. I'd never lie. She told me this--I was an exotic dancer for seven years by the name of Silver. One of my favorite sets was dancing to the "Best Little Whorehouse in Texas" Soundtrack the song "Little bitty piss ant country place". That and "Sweet Transvestite" in a schoolgirl outfit were a lot of fun. Can I look yet? See Dakota blush. LOLLOL

Dee S. Knight wrote a book called The Man of her Dreams and after this startling revelation, I'm kinda wondering if she should head over to the "murder and how to knock off your first husband cowboys and Indians style genre." This is what she said--My first husband was an expert marksman with a rifle. I excelled in archery. I tried to stay out of arguments with him. Can you believe what I'm dishing out? You have no idea what I had to do to get it either. It involved napalm and a wet suit, but I digress...

One of the authors of A Faerie Tale, Paige Burns told me this--I personally was astonished to find that she's a closet gamer--read on..I'm a closet gamer. We have two XBOXs and I even have my own online gamertag ... OBSIDIANBLADE31. I'm not that great but I play Halo, Halo 2, Oddworld Strangers Wrath, Ninja Gaiden, SpongeBob, Tak 2, The Great Juju Challenge, and I'm sure there's more but can you tell I have boys? Have I lied to you so far?

There's more dirt, but ya gotta come back and read da blog. I promise the next time I blog (that's if I'm asked again, It could be touchy after all this confession stuff, ya know? LOL), I'll tell you more of the inside scoop on Liquid Silver Authors. I might even reveal what the game UNO has to do with me and how it can be very naughty indeed when played properly...

Until next time--this is Dakota Cassidy, reporting for Liquid Silver Books. Books you should by no means go take a look at. Hot books you shouldn't go see at Liquid Silver Books. LOLLOL

To enter Liquid Silver's giveaway, all ya gotta do is say hello on the blog and check back here tomorrow, November 8th to see if you've won the booty! You'll automatically be entered in our random drawing due to take place November 7th at 12 midnight CT. That's IT! Winner will be notified by tomorrow's blog entry, so don't forget to check back tomorrow. Here's what you'll win if you enter:

Dakota's prize: one book of reader's choice from her website.
Liquid Silver prize: two winners will be able to chose a book from Liquid Silver's immense collection of erotica romance.
PR Liaison prize: $10 gift certificate to Starbucks-(or either Borders or B&N if you don't have a Starbucks near you)
Rae Morgan's prize: signed paperback copy of her bestseller, Destiny's Magick
Michelle Hoppe's prize: a sterling silver sexy charm.

Dakota Cassidy


Blogger Michelle said...

OY, Dakota...

My little bran muffin,

Great job on the debut post for the new LSB blog. Yer a riot, darlin, LOL!

I'm gonna assume you lost my email listing all my secrets when you deleted our newsletter :)p, because I sent them to you as requested. It might be old age setting in, pumpkin pie spice, next time I'll send a back-up copy ~grinz~.

Michelle Hoppe

Dakota, darlin, friend of my heart, it's a swing club, not a swing...OY!

10:24 AM  
Blogger Caffey said...

I'm still laughing after reading all that, loved it! How can I not!
Now I want to go back and read some of those you mentioned!
I think i'm signing off and going to read that all over again, LOL. Loved it! Cathie M.

10:52 AM  
Anonymous Dee S. Knight said...

Great start to the new blog, Dakota!

Dee (who knows not to take a bow and arrow to a gun fight)

10:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

enjoyed very much the new blog and thought the gossip (?!?) on each author a lot of fun ...:-) glenda

10:57 AM  
Blogger Tiffany Aaron said...

Hey Dakota,

Very funny, lady. You did a great job. Can't wait to read your next scoop of the LSB authors. :)

Tiffany Aaron

11:08 AM  
Anonymous Cynthya said...

That was great! You're off to a roaring start. I'm already a big Dakota fan but I'm always looking for new authors to try. And Pepper--I'm addicted to Trader Joe's too. LOL

11:43 AM  
Blogger tracee said...


11:44 AM  
Anonymous RobynL said...

Congrats on the new blog; very interesting info.
Love blogs and will be checking in now and then.
Robyn L.

11:45 AM  
Blogger tracee said...

Hey, I want a Trader Joe's too! I/ my parents used to shop there when I was a kid but now that I have moved, I don't have one anymore!

11:45 AM  
Blogger ellen said...

LOL.........after reading today you know I will be back for more.........Dakota is digging the dirt.......hehehehee

11:46 AM  
Anonymous KarenA said...

What A Great Blog! looks like it will be fun!

11:48 AM  
Blogger Dakota Cassidy said...

Er, Michelle? My kumquat, you are taking the pink pills and it's messing with your Chai. Take the orange and look through your sent e-mails. LMAO

Cathie? I plan to get a whole lot more on these naughty women. LOL--Glad you stopped by, babe :)

Dee? Phew--good thing, cuz ya scared me there for a minute :)

Tiff? Thanks, babe :)

Dakota :)

11:55 AM  
Anonymous shellya said...

Wow, what a fun blog. I'll be looking forward to reading each day :)

11:57 AM  
Blogger readr1966 said...

Hey everyone! Congrats on all your success. I cannot wait to hear more from you!

12:01 PM  
Blogger MeAndMyPunk said...

Woohoo great new blog you have going here! Congrats & keep typing LOL ...

12:04 PM  
Anonymous annalisa mckenrick said...

Loved your new blog!! It made me laugh! :)Looks like a lot of fun and your scoops on the LSB authors were great! I'll have to keep checking back for more info....

12:05 PM  
Blogger Michelle said...

Dakota, chocolate chip cookie dough,

It doesn't matter what color pill I take, I've already looked through my sent email list and yep, it's there. I told you all about my exciting...

Hey, wait. If you lost the email, than you don't have any secrets on me, which means you can't post them here...never mind, don't look in your deleted file.

Michelle Hoppe

12:07 PM  
Blogger karen said...

hi dakota, the new blog is great. LOL. keep the dirt coming. : )

12:12 PM  
Anonymous Anita J said...

WOW!!! This is a cool idea and DAMN lots of comments today!! *g* I wonder why! LOL! This is gonna be fun!!!

12:13 PM  
Blogger Teresa said...

Congratulations on the new blog! Looks like it's off to a great start. Can't wait to read more.

12:14 PM  
Blogger Meljprincess said...

OHMYGOODNESS! A big juicy, sexy hello to all. Booty? *sigh* Oh, yea....
Oh, you're talking about prizes. *G* Cool blog.


12:16 PM  
Blogger bamabelle said...


You are too funny! I will be coming back for the next scoop. You really have peaked my interest in all the LSB authors. Great job!

12:17 PM  
Blogger Jeanette J said...

This is a great idea..good luck blogging

12:23 PM  
Blogger Cherie said...

Hi! This looks like such a fun blog. So glad I found out about it.

12:36 PM  
Anonymous Melissa said...

Great job. I enjoyed the info on the other authors.

12:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi, Dakota. Very amusing blog!
Hugs, Bonita

12:43 PM  
Anonymous Stephanie said...

Ms. Dakota... you are just too funny! LOL!

The blog looks wonderful! Good Luck running from all those 'friendly authors' once all those juicey tidbits get out :-O


ps- ...btw there are swings out there to naughtily play on .... a friend reasearched it for a

12:44 PM  
Anonymous R. Marie said...

Oh, I'd like a sexy charm; would that help me in anyway-hehehe. Great blog and congrats.

R. Marie

12:51 PM  
Anonymous Paula - A Romance Review said...

Great job DC, just irreverent enough to keep everyone on their toes...

BTW - you never did answer my ?? about the UNO acronym. I offered up several possiblities...LOL

This blog looks to be a hit! Congrats to the lovely ladies of LSB.

12:51 PM  
Anonymous Paula Simecka said...

Stopping in to say hi.

Paula Simecka

1:04 PM  
Blogger Lisa T said...

Wow!! Great start to the blog. Can't wait to see what's up tomorrow.

Dakota great job on making the authors spill their secrets. Did you torture them or ply them with delights? LOL

Lisa T

1:09 PM  
Blogger Amy S. said...

Wow! Great blog. Have to come back tomorrow to see what else is being posted.

1:19 PM  
Blogger Bonnie Dee said...

You started us off with a bang. Who could resist checking out Liquid Silver Books after that rousing introduction? Thanks Dakota!

1:23 PM  
Blogger Pam P. said...

Yeah, keep typing Dakota, you sure know how to dig out the best dirt! LOL. Can't wait to find out what your version of playing Uno is.

1:27 PM  
Blogger terri said...

What a promo! SEX!!!! Not only did it get my attention it got me here!I hope you all have the busiest blog on the net!

1:28 PM  
Blogger terri said...

What a promo! SEX!!!! Not only did it get my attention it got me here!I hope you all have the busiest blog on the net!

1:28 PM  
Blogger jonilynn43 said...

Hi Everyone,Congrats!!!I thought the LSB Blog was Great and alot of Fun to read.I will be back for more.Great Job Done!

1:32 PM  
Anonymous Kate Willoughby said...

What a funny entry. I'm glad I signed up to contribute, but Dakota set a pretty high bar to live up to!


1:43 PM  
Blogger Jenna Howard said...

Whoo, LSB!

Awesome blog. Feel bummed I couldn't think of one secret to share. Sigh.

Looks great. Good job Dakota. Way to start SEx with a sizzling bang! Of course, you can't really expect anything else from LSB, hm?

Happy bloggin'

1:43 PM  
Anonymous Chekru said...

hey Dakota, nice blog.


1:57 PM  
Blogger Pepper Espinoza said...

Trader Joe is hot little number, always up for a good time...

2:07 PM  
Blogger Maureen said...

Thanks for the scoop. You are too funny.

2:18 PM  
Blogger Dakota Cassidy said...

WOW--look at all the lovely good wishes! Niiice indeed :)

I'm so glad you all popped in. Now, do not, I mean this too, DO NOT go look at the LSB books on

I'll know if you did, because well, I have my connections and all. I'm not just a legend in my own mind...LOLLOL

Dakota :)

2:20 PM  
Blogger Vanessa Hart said...

Dakota, I don't want to win a prize because I'm one of the authors, but I have to tell ya, honey, you're a hard act to follow! What a fun and funny blogger you are! I don't know what I'll do when it's my day to blog because I'm wilting in your shadow.

And I'm not going to shamelessly promote, either, but if I were to win a prize, I'd pick SHUT UP AND DRIVE. Yes, I've already bought and read it, but it's that freakin' good!


2:20 PM  
Anonymous Sandy said...

Wow, this was fun!

Great job.


3:07 PM  
Anonymous Dawn Brookes said...

You're a riot as always, Dakota. I'm looking forward to adding this to my regular blow trawls.

3:29 PM  
Anonymous Dawn Brookes said...

See what happens when you don't proof yourself?

That should be BLOG trawls. Jeez!

3:30 PM  
Blogger Jeana said...

lmao. I'm going to have to go back and reread everything i was laughing so hard. Looking forward to another blog. As long as they are all as funny as yours was.
And I'm absolutely not going to the Liquid Silver site. wouldn't want you to have to use up all your favors trying to figure out who was there and who wasn'

3:32 PM  
Anonymous Laurie said...

Hi Dakota and friends,
Always enjoy what you ladies wright in your newsletters and now your new BLOG!!!
What a day brightener!
I'm heading over to LSB.
Congrats and succcess!

3:38 PM  
Blogger Dakota Cassidy said...

LOLLOL blow trawls--yer sayin' naughty stuff about me, ain't ya? LMAO--thanks for stopping by, doll!

Nessie? I wouldn't sweat the load--I'm all just FLUFF--you got da meat and potatoes, baby!

Dakota :)

3:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great opening page. Makes you wonder what the others will come up with. Much success with your


3:52 PM  
Blogger Estella said...

This looks like it will be a very interesting blog.

3:54 PM  
Blogger LadyVampire2u said...

I love the new blog!!

4:45 PM  
Blogger Deb F. said...

I enjoyed this very much. It is fantastic and so funny!

5:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DAkota WOW. Very Hot and kick but attention getter. I look forward to hearing even more. Did you lose my email? Let me give it to you again.


5:57 PM  
Blogger snowflake said...

Nice job, Dakota. Wishing the new blog much success.

5:57 PM  
Blogger Dennie McDonald said...

Saw your link on Cece's blog - too fun

6:03 PM  
Anonymous Rae Morgan said...

Hey Dakota ---

Rae Morgan here, not Monet, that is my younger and more beautiful sister. :) Although I am sure she likes heavy metal, too. It runs in the family, sort of like curly hair.

Great job on the "outing" of our secrets. See if I tell you anything in confidence again. LOL LOL.

hugs and smooches--

Rae Morgan

6:51 PM  
Anonymous christy M said...

wow ! Impressive

Gonna have to check these sites out a bit more closely!

Good luck and love the way the blog looks,
christy M

6:52 PM  
Blogger Vanessa Hart said...

This is NOT PROMO. Just hot news. Just released tonight from LSB:

Star Struck

Lyn Cash


ISBN 1-59578-180-3

Formats: PDF, HTML, LIT, Mobipocket), Rocket(RB)

Price: $5.75

Earth, Wind, & Fire On the Water is an holistic retreat set in the Cherokee Hills of Eastern Oklahoma, where two elderly women supply healing via astrology, a local Medicine Man, and modern medicine to four couples...and a third party...whose bodies need TLC and whose spirits must be free to soar. Each novella deals with various zodiac signs and sexual situations, such as a ménage, BDSM, and time travel.

Hot Off The Press

Erin Katz


ISBN 1-59578-177-3

Formats: PDF, HTML, LIT, Mobipocket), Rocket(RB)

Price: $5.75

Melissa and Spencer have worked together for years. Despite having a major crush on him, she hasn’t made a move. But when he propositions her, how can she refuse him? But it becomes quite clear that she won’t be satisfied with one liaison. She wants happily ever after. But how much will Melissa have to put on the line before Spencer admits that she’s exactly what he wants and needs?

Congrats on the new releases! I'm off to!

6:53 PM  
Blogger Pamk said...

Rofl That was the funniest thing I read in a while. You are a hoot girlfriend.

7:06 PM  
Anonymous Sue A. said...

Great first day! Congrats on starting the new blog!

Expect me back next Monday for sure!

8:18 PM  
Anonymous Sasha White said...

WHoo Hooo!

Way to kick off the blog, Dakota!
*thank God I've never spilled any secrets to you*


8:29 PM  
Anonymous Angie T said...

Ok, I have to admit when I first saw the title of the "invitation" email, I almost deleted it as porno spam! So glad I didn't.
Soooo, if you get the link to his Holiness' blog, can I get tha' hook-up?

8:34 PM  
Anonymous Huguette said...

Great job with the blog, I loved reading it!

8:54 PM  
Blogger Ellory1 said...

Hmm... not sure where my post is.

Great blog. Look forward to reading more.

Ann M.

9:00 PM  
Blogger KimW said...

Hey, Dakota! Great blog post. You always make me laugh. I'm all for secrets and naughty stuff.

9:23 PM  
Blogger KimW said...

ah, does posting require one to sign their name? LOL That was me up above.


9:24 PM  
Anonymous Christy Dixon said...

How wonderful!!!! I love your writing style and I'm looking forward to reading what you have to say in the future!!!!!

10:12 PM  
Anonymous Mandi Paxton said...

Oh Lordy! Does my mama know I'm here? hehehe More, more!!! I want more!!!

10:15 PM  
Blogger Christy Robin said...

Dakota, the intrepid reporter. LOL! Loved your post. (rubbing hands together) Hee hee, glad I'm not next. Who's up tomorrow?


10:56 PM  
Blogger Phyllis said...

Oh my, that was too funny! I loved all the comments about the authors. I look forward to learning more. I have also added some books to my TBB list.

11:20 PM  
Blogger Dakota Cassidy said...

Hey, all! Thanks so much for posting today :)You ALL made this a huge success and I'm thrilled you popped in to say hello.

Until next time, this is your scoop seeking, dirt digging, downright in the trenches with a broken nail (sob,) intrepid reporter, Dakota Cassidy!


Dakota :)

12:06 AM  
Anonymous maripj99 said...

OMG Dakota you kill me! You are so funny!

1:02 AM  
Blogger Bec said...

Great work Dakota!

I feel the need to misquote those famous words "I am not a crim"!


1:50 AM  
Blogger Amie Stuart said...

LOL Sex is alwasy a great way to catch people's eye.....great post Dakota!

10:31 AM  
Blogger Robin49 said...

Dakota I loved your blog post. It's always a pleasure to read what ever you write. It's a cool thing you have going here and a great response. Wishing you the best of luck.


10:53 PM  
Blogger Caffey said...

I go wherever there is laughter Dakota! I'm not much of a blog person but this one was hard to resist. I just went and read all the posts! Cathie

12:12 AM  

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